ewerk 26192 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 So what happens if you need to go somewhere with stalls? You must've had to shit at work some time? They have hoses in their work/public bogs. The entire place is generally flooded any time you have to use one though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34193 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Men using baby wipes for anal cleansing is a big no no. It removes necessary oils from the skin and is thought to be responsible for severe anal itching. "Those aren't skidmarks dear, those are my essential oils." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34193 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 I get the water thing if you have a bidet, but otherwise what are you using? A fairy liquid bottle filled with water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26192 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 I told you, they have hoses to spray their arseholes. And yet they all appear to be allergic to showers. [/casual racism] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Women sit down wipe. It's fey girly and ridiculous. What if a mastadon came running out the woods? By the time you've stood up you're dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 "Those aren't skidmarks dear, those are my essential oils." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Men using baby wipes for anal cleansing is a big no no. It removes necessary oils from the skin and is thought to be responsible for severe anal itching. this has not been my experience, is this taxi lore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34193 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 I told you, they have hoses to spray their arseholes. And yet they all appear to be allergic to showers. [/casual racism] I thought you were kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Big ol' garden hoses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 I suppose it depends on what you've been doing since as a child Not soaking your clothes comes naturally with practice, you could always put them aside if its that much of a problem. Use tissues for drying up. The concept of not using water is just so well......icky... I suppose it's the heat and dust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Women sit down wipe. It's fey girly and ridiculous. What if a mastadon came running out the woods? By the time you've stood up you're dead. True, plus the stench of your winnet-ridden arsehole will also act as a deterrent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17634 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 I thought you were kidding. That's what they had at Dubai airport last time I went. I couldn't go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 True, plus the stench of your winnet-ridden arsehole will also act as a deterrent. Over time the predators would have through race memory prioritised the sit down wipers. Begs the question as to how these throwbacks have come through the evolutionary jungle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Superior cleanliness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Reckon the water folk just run their hands under the tap then hoy their hands up there. Either that or they flush while they're still sitting. Either way. Creeps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Sit down wipe equals small cock. Case closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Sitting down at all is basically giving in to women. Stand up to shit men, don't be emasculated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Sitting down at all is basically giving in to women. Stand up to shit men, don't be emasculated. I think it's alright to sit down to shit to be honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26627 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Men using baby wipes for anal cleansing is a big no no. It removes necessary oils from the skin and is thought to be responsible for severe anal itching. "Those aren't skidmarks dear, those are my essential oils." 'I use Agua de Rusty as my natural oil don't you know'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Struggling to get the mental image of trying to take a stand up shit out of my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Turncoat! You'll be drinking Babycham and doing cross stitch before long. THEY sit, WE stand. Says so in the Bible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26627 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Our new bathroom couldn't accommodate our old bidet. It's a miss, like. If it wasn't for baby wipes my arse would have more Klingons in it than a Star Trek battle scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Struggling to get the mental image of trying to take a stand up shit out of my head. You need a high pressure hose, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 0 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 You need a high pressure hose, obviously. And some right bandy legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Do the standers up shout "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM, I'VE FINISHED..." and wait for assistance or do they wipe themselves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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