Brock Manson 0 Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 when someone tries to sell you a house with severe subsidence damage and then claims they did not know. Karma's a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted October 19, 2013 Share Posted October 19, 2013 Karma's a bitch. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14031 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 People who constantly mispronounce things despite hearing them being pronounced correctly around them all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19817 Posted October 23, 2013 Author Share Posted October 23, 2013 people that use the last of the bog roll and don't put a new roll on the holder. cue running to the cupboard, arse cheeks clenched for fear of a turtle's head popping out to say hello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 People who constantly mispronounce things despite hearing them being pronounced correctly around them all the time. Spot on. You find yourself pointedly raising your voice and shooting them a glance whenever you use the word yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 My wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 I'm developing some kind of disorder where I check through the window of carriages before getting on, it's getting to the point where you may see me scuttling around on the UBahn looking for the most ideal spot to sit. People using phones(Turks mainly who shout) - I can't get on, group of girls cackling - no..Fat people eating - no, pets -no... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 People who treat escalators like they're a fucking funfair ride. MOVE! CUNTS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 People who treat escalators like they're a fucking funfair ride. MOVE! CUNTS! It's infuriating; there are signs everywhere on the Tube advising you to stand on the right and yet you'll still have arseholes slowing down the whole process, lengthening the amount of time I have to spend with the hoi polloi. Similarly the idiots who sling a bag over their shoulder that blocks the left hand side, which means you have to forcibly move it out of your way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Shove and shiv I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17746 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 It's infuriating; there are signs everywhere on the Tube advising you to stand on the right and yet you'll still have arseholes slowing down the whole process, lengthening the amount of time I have to spend with the hoi polloi. Similarly the idiots who sling a bag over their shoulder that blocks the left hand side, which means you have to forcibly move it out of your way. 'The hoi polloi' says the pleb. See, this is one of the things that peeves me about London, all these rude, impatient, arses with pretensions above their station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 (edited) 'The hoi polloi' says the pleb. See, this is one of the things that peeves me about London, all these rude, impatient, arses with pretensions above their station. As if I'm going to take lessons on this from the likes of you. Edited October 23, 2013 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 You flicked his oyster card out of his hands? bit of a cunts trick that like. If he'd bothered you that much (by voicing his frustration because you were being inconsiderate) why didn't you apologise for not seeing him or just tell him to fuck off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 first thing you should be checking upon entering a toilet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 People from the Manchester area who pronounce little as " Lickle". Fuck off you infantile imbeciles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 People from the Manchester area who pronounce little as " Lickle". Fuck off you infantile imbeciles. Like ashley off coronation street a while ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38739 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 People who assume I watch shit on TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 at least it wasnt his nectar card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14031 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 was one of these doofers, maybe his ticket was in it or something (what kinda man carries them anyway, there's a space in your wallet for cards) If you've got one of those touch-to-pay bank cards like (say) Barclays have then you can't touch your Oyster through your wallet because they interfere with each other. And if you're going to have to get your card out of your wallet to touch in/out, might as well have it easier to hand in its own mini-wallet. It's a hard life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19817 Posted October 23, 2013 Author Share Posted October 23, 2013 Got to agree about people that eat on the train. It's almost always smelly stuff like burgers or pasties too, stinking out the rest of the carriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 People not putting equipment away in the gym when they've finished with it, or alternating between about 5 different exercises in a circuit type thing, meaning there's very little left for anyone else to use. People sighing, can't bear it (especially if it's someone sighing while on the toilet at work) Someone coming up to me and starting a sentence with "I know you're on your lunch, but.." and proceeding to ask a long and boring work question while I've got a sandwich in my mouth. Contestants on Masterchef who get so far in then announce that they've never cooked fish, or something else really basic. They should be booted out on the spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19817 Posted October 23, 2013 Author Share Posted October 23, 2013 Sighing reminds me of another one - fucking whistlers! There's a certain infuriating chirpy arrogance about someone that thinks it's ok to pollute the airwaves by whistling. Shut the fuck up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 -Lorry drivers overtaking other slow traffic on a dual carriageway at +1mph over a distance of 2 miles. -Neighbours who open misdelivered post and anonymously put it back in your letterbox when your out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3977 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Russians at work talking to each other in Russian - I've had two colleagues sitting at my desk discussing something with me talking to each other and then involving me with one sentence in English then immediately switching back to Russian when addressing each other - never happened when I was at the German bank. Also since it's now impending FUCKING PERFORMANCE APPRAISALS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Russians at work talking to each other in Russian - I've had two colleagues sitting at my desk discussing something with me talking to each other and then involving me with one sentence in English then immediately switching back to Russian when addressing each other - never happened when I was at the German bank. Also since it's now impending FUCKING PERFORMANCE APPRAISALS. Didn't know you were a banker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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