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A lady walks into a bar and see's a really cute guy sitting at the counter.

She goes over and asks him what he's drinking.

 

"Magic Beer" He says.

 

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one worth talking to, so she goes back to the man at the bar and says;

 

"That isn't really magic beer is it?"

 

"Yes I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.

 

The lady cant believe it, "I'll bet you can't do that again"

 

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the windows, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.

 

She is so amazed that she says she wants a magic beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having"

 

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

 

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, You're a real arsehole when you're drunk!"

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But you can't open the windows on the higher floors of tall buildings.

35550[/snapback]

 

Good point. I put it to you, Optimistic Nut, that this isn't a true story AT ALL. :blink:

35552[/snapback]

 

Hmmm, :razz:

 

Now you come to think about it, it does sound a bit dodgy.

 

Are you Dan Brown & Sherlock Holmes' love child?

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But you can't open the windows on the higher floors of tall buildings.

35550[/snapback]

 

Good point. I put it to you, Optimistic Nut, that this isn't a true story AT ALL. :o

35552[/snapback]

 

Hmmm, :blink:

 

Now you come to think about it, it does sound a bit dodgy.

 

Are you Dan Brown & Sherlock Holmes' love child?

35573[/snapback]

 

More like Gordon Brown and Eamon homes physically :razz:

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But you can't open the windows on the higher floors of tall buildings.

35550[/snapback]

 

Good point. I put it to you, Optimistic Nut, that this isn't a true story AT ALL. ;)

35552[/snapback]

 

Hmmm, ;)

 

Now you come to think about it, it does sound a bit dodgy.

 

Are you Dan Brown & Sherlock Holmes' love child?

35573[/snapback]

 

More like Gordon Brown and Eamon homes physically :razz:

35575[/snapback]

 

:blink::o

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But you can't open the windows on the higher floors of tall buildings.

35550[/snapback]

 

Good point. I put it to you, Optimistic Nut, that this isn't a true story AT ALL. ;)

35552[/snapback]

 

Hmmm, ;)

 

Now you come to think about it, it does sound a bit dodgy.

 

Are you Dan Brown & Sherlock Holmes' love child?

35573[/snapback]

 

More like Gordon Brown and Eamon homes physically :blink:

35575[/snapback]

 

Fuck me, I'm getting dissed by Willow. :razz::o

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But you can't open the windows on the higher floors of tall buildings.

35550[/snapback]

 

Good point. I put it to you, Optimistic Nut, that this isn't a true story AT ALL. :razz:

35552[/snapback]

 

Hmmm, ;)

 

Now you come to think about it, it does sound a bit dodgy.

 

Are you Dan Brown & Sherlock Holmes' love child?

35573[/snapback]

 

More like Gordon Brown and Eamon homes physically :blink:

35575[/snapback]

 

Fuck me, I'm getting dissed by Willow. :razz::o

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;)

 

BTW I don't look anything like Willow???

 

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Buffy_WillowKennedy_300x435.jpg

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ruud.jpg

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I knew Tatu were making a comeback, but blimey, they've changed a bit... :razz:

 

 

 

 

:blink:

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Look at you, deliberately quoting the pic 'cause secretly you love women getting it on :o

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Well, you know what the alternative is... ;)

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A lady walks into a bar and see's a really cute guy sitting at the counter.

She goes over and asks him what he's drinking.

 

"Magic Beer" He says.

 

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one worth talking to, so she goes back to the man at the bar and says;

 

"That isn't really magic beer is it?"

 

"Yes I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.

 

The lady cant believe it, "I'll bet you can't do that again"

 

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the windows, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.

 

She is so amazed that she says she wants a magic beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having"

 

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

 

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, You're a real arsehole when you're drunk!"

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I have no sympathy for her. If she was experimenting with this alleged 'magic beer' for the first time why didn't she try jumping off a chair?

 

Shocking lack of forethought.

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Buffy_WillowKennedy_300x435.jpg

35624[/snapback]

I knew Tatu were making a comeback, but blimey, they've changed a bit... :razz:

 

 

 

 

:blink:

35627[/snapback]

 

Look at you, deliberately quoting the pic 'cause secretly you love women getting it on :o

35632[/snapback]

Well, you know what the alternative is... ;)

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;)

 

I do indeed!

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if the beer was strong enough to affect Superman, surely it would knocked a mere mortal out with but a whiff, and if this is the case I seriously doubt whether you would get a license to sell it, especially from a Hotel bar.

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superman is flying around bored w hen he spots wonder woman on top of a building, naked and pleasuring herself. qucik as a flash he flies down, bangs her and flies away.

 

the invisible man then climbs off and says fuck me my arse hurts, what did you do!

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superman is flying around bored w hen he spots wonder woman on top of a building, naked and pleasuring herself. qucik as a flash he flies down, bangs her and flies away.

 

the invisible man then climbs off and says fuck me my arse hurts, what did you do!

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Is the invisble man blind like? ;)

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superman is flying around bored w hen he spots wonder woman on top of a building, naked and pleasuring herself. qucik as a flash he flies down, bangs her and flies away.

 

the invisible man then climbs off and says fuck me my arse hurts, what did you do!

36013[/snapback]

 

It's the way you tell 'em. ;)

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