paddy 9 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 watch ya back jimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonitfivex 0 Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 how on lads, don't bite. why type in mad talk how on lads whats that all about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 well dey do doh dont dey doh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 how on lads, don't bite. why type in mad talk how on lads whats that all about? Huzzah, he gets the quote thing right. Or did he.,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 well dey do doh dont dey doh Dey do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 well dey do doh dont dey doh do deh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonitfivex 0 Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 Posted Today, 10:28 PM dunno ya know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 ey ya takin t mikey laa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 (edited) What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi? A burglar. What do you call a Scouse woman in a white shell-suit? The bride. What do you call a Scouser in a suit? The accused. Man walks into a shop in Liverpool: Man: Can I have a pair of tights for my wife? Shop assistant: Certainly Sir, what size head are you? Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? Because if it walked it would be mugged. What do you say to a Scouser with a job? Big Mac please. Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty scousers showed up. Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous from the group. A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're gone." "What? All of the Scousers are gone?" asked God. "No" replied Saint Peter "The Pearly Gates!" What's long, scouse, and goes around corners? The Dole queue. What do you get if you come across a scouser buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand. One day a scouser dies so before he goes to heaven he arrives at the gates of St Peters. "Age?" Peter asks. "24" the little scouser replied. "Where did you live?" "Well, um, Liverpool" "Were you blue or were you red" asked St. Peter. "Red till I died" replied the scouser. "Sorry no scousers allowed into heaven they are all robbing little twats!" "But but I have done good things." "Like what?" "Well, last week I gave a tenner to the homeless the week before that I gave a tenner to oxfam and the day I died I gave a tenner to the heart foundation!" "Well I will see what I can do I will go and explain the situation to God." After half an hour out comes St. Peter followed by god who is wearing a united shirt. "Right I heard what you have done with all the good causes what with giving away thirty quid to charity and I have come up with a solution" God said. "What is it?" asked the scouser. "Well, here is your thirty quid now piss off!" copyandpastetastic Edited January 11, 2008 by paddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 and Q - Why are Scousers like laxatives? A - Because they irritate the shit out of you. scouse jokes...................DONE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Rather oddly, I googled the word "groan" and it came up with a pic of Arry Redknapp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonitfivex 0 Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 (edited) What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi? A burglar. What do you call a Scouse woman in a white shell-suit? The bride. What do you call a Scouser in a suit? The accused. Man walks into a shop in Liverpool: Man: Can I have a pair of tights for my wife? Shop assistant: Certainly Sir, what size head are you? Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? Because if it walked it would be mugged. What do you say to a Scouser with a job? Big Mac please. Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty scousers showed up. Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous from the group. A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're gone." "What? All of the Scousers are gone?" asked God. "No" replied Saint Peter "The Pearly Gates!" What's long, scouse, and goes around corners? The Dole queue. What do you get if you come across a scouser buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand. One day a scouser dies so before he goes to heaven he arrives at the gates of St Peters. "Age?" Peter asks. "24" the little scouser replied. "Where did you live?" "Well, um, Liverpool" "Were you blue or were you red" asked St. Peter. "Red till I died" replied the scouser. "Sorry no scousers allowed into heaven they are all robbing little twats!" "But but I have done good things." "Like what?" "Well, last week I gave a tenner to the homeless the week before that I gave a tenner to oxfam and the day I died I gave a tenner to the heart foundation!" "Well I will see what I can do I will go and explain the situation to God." After half an hour out comes St. Peter followed by god who is wearing a united shirt. "Right I heard what you have done with all the good causes what with giving away thirty quid to charity and I have come up with a solution" God said. "What is it?" asked the scouser. "Well, here is your thirty quid now piss off!" there boss them lad and original very good and dead witty you should be on telly fuck knows how we are capital of culture instead of picturesque newcastle (hows the sheep) Edited January 11, 2008 by wonitfivex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 FFS man woman man I thought ye had cracked it. Use the reply button man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 84 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 there boss them lad and original very good and dead witty you should be on telly fuck knows how we are capital of culture instead of picturesque newcastle I suspect your eloquence wasn't a deciding factor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 there boss them lad and original very good and dead witty you should be on telly fuck knows how we are capital of culture instead of picturesque newcastle i can see why your not capital of quotes in forums though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribal 0 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Some of the replies to wonitfivex's posts have been completley cringeworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Come on Quote-Daddy, you can do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonitfivex 0 Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 FFS man woman man I thought ye had cracked it. Use the reply button man! thanks anyway anyone goin to man u game im off to the pride of the north east boro (only messing i know its sunderland) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 FFS man woman man I thought ye had cracked it. Use the reply button man! thanks anyway anyone goin to man u game im off to the pride of the north east boro (only messing i know its sunderland) Kept your ticket off last season so you can use it again this season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishMag 0 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Can we have a minutes silence when this thread dies? Or a protest if its closed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonitfivex 0 Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 FFS man woman man I thought ye had cracked it. Use the reply button man! thanks anyway anyone goin to man u game im off to the pride of the north east boro (only messing i know its sunderland) Kept your ticket off last season so you can use it again this season? no ive got ticket only £24 and their turnstyle stewards are not like newcastles you know shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Some of the replies to wonitfivex's posts have been completley cringeworthy. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonitfivex 0 Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 Can we have a minutes silence when this thread dies? Or a protest if its closed? another local fan i see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishMag 0 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Let it all out kid, let it all out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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