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She wants to watch where that wheels gannin. Might me an embarrassing hospital visit. Unless she's been on the currys like. Then it could be extra oil in the wheels and she'd have to watch her balance. Maybe thats how she fell over like...

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Biggest influence?: My Nana

 

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Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes?: don't do girly things like shopping unless there are lots of bars around.....but was once forced to spend £90 on a dress ( yeuch) for my cousins posh wedding do at Hardwick Hall..

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For our new members to introduce themselves!

 

Dear New Members,

 

Please ignore the slavver between peasepud and Toplass further up this page, and feel free to tell us a bit about yourselves. You're all very welcome providing you are house-trained, wash your own dishes, don't nick anything and don't spill any drinks on the floor!

 

Cheers :lol:

 

Cath.

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*Bump*

 

For our new members to introduce themselves!

 

Dear New Members,

 

Please ignore the slavver between peasepud and Toplass further up this page, and feel free to tell us a bit about yourselves.  You're all very welcome providing you are house-trained, wash your own dishes, don't nick anything and don't spill any drinks on the floor!

 

Cheers :lol:

 

Cath.

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Are you talking about these bin dippers?

 

bin. dead-rat. treat.

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Are you talking about these bin dippers?

 

bin. dead-rat. treat.

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It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? :lol:

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Are you talking about these bin dippers?

 

bin. dead-rat. treat.

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It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? :lol:

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Wooooooo-hoooooo-HOOOOOOooooooOOOOoooOOOOO!!!!! :lol: :lol:

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Are you talking about these bin dippers?

 

bin. dead-rat. treat.

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It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? :lol:

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:lol:

 

Scousers man. Oil and water thing. As a manc it's entrenched. Nobody ever learned me any better! :lol:

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Are you talking about these bin dippers?

 

bin. dead-rat. treat.

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It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? :lol:

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I hate the 'Liverpool Slums' song like, as sad as the opposition singing 'You've never won fuck all'.

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Are you talking about these bin dippers?

 

bin. dead-rat. treat.

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It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? :lol:

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I hate the 'Liverpool Slums' song like, as sad as the opposition singing 'You've never won fuck all'.

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Fucking hell.....it's all moral high ground shit on here this morning tho but???!!!

 

"Don't malign away fans", "Don't entrap underage prostitutes" etc etc....

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Are you talking about these bin dippers?

 

bin. dead-rat. treat.

116788[/snapback]

 

It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? :lol:

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I hate the 'Liverpool Slums' song like, as sad as the opposition singing 'You've never won fuck all'.

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Fucking hell.....it's all moral high ground shit on here this morning tho but???!!!

 

"Don't malign away fans", "Don't entrap underage prostitutes" etc etc....

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The reason I don't like it is because you have one of the poorest areas of the country, taking the piss out of one of the poorest areas of the country for being poor. It's embarrassing.

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Are you talking about these bin dippers?

 

bin. dead-rat. treat.

116788[/snapback]

 

It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? :lol:

116791[/snapback]

I hate the 'Liverpool Slums' song like, as sad as the opposition singing 'You've never won fuck all'.

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Fucking hell.....it's all moral high ground shit on here this morning tho but???!!!

 

"Don't malign away fans", "Don't entrap underage prostitutes" etc etc....

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The reason I don't like it is because you have one of the poorest areas of the country, taking the piss out of one of the poorest areas of the country for being poor. It's embarrassing.

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Fair enough.... Lacoste shell suits are still fair game though imho. :lol:

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I'm the codger of the board :lol::):lol:

 

Real first name: Alistair

 

Nickname: Ali, or SICK MORON

 

Age: 47

 

Occupation: MD of my own company (but it's only me) Programme and Project Manager

 

Location: The Coast but work all awa the place

 

Language(s) spoken? English, teeny weeny bit of Turkish an all

 

Avatart - why? Green Bay Packers my second sporting love

 

Previous avatarts? Loads

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? Been on different boards for about 10 years, mostly NFL one's

 

Board highlights? Met some great friends through boards

 

Board lowlights? To many bannings to mention

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Playing the blues (badly)

 

Pets? Two dogs, Fish in pond in garden and marine fish in tank in house

 

I play a bit like.... Tony Green - I've got a crocked knee as well (done representing the UK versus Turkey in a midnight 5 a side in Turkey (sober btw)

 

Football heroes? Benny Arentoft (had a toon subbuteo set when I was a kid and one players head wasn't painted so he looked blond hence Bene), Rivelino, Cubilas

 

Football villains? Any non-toon players, especially when they score

 

Best advice given? It ALWAYS works out in the end

 

Ideal partner? Wor Lass I guess, been married 25 years this year (or Demi Moore)

 

Ideal dinner date? Demi

 

Ideal meal? Steak from Prime Cuts Steakhouse in Chicago mmmm slab of dead cow mmmmmmm

 

Can you cook? Yep

 

Current wheels? BMW 523

 

Biggest influence? Me Da

 

TV programmes? The Goodies, Father Ted, Malcolm in the Middle, Discovery/History type prog's

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger & Chips

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Juns

 

Favourite tunes? Eagles, Metallica, Runrig, and erm.... Garth Brooks

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? YUCKAROO

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? My rabid homophobia prevents me from answering this question

 

Favourite film? Shawshank Redemption

 

If I won a million pounds.... Retire

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Too long ago to remember

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nope

 

Favourite insult? Loads depending on the provocation

 

Not a lot of people know that...... I could so easily have become a Mackem due to appalling neighbourly influence when I was a kid.

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Rolex watch (well an insurance company paid for it not me)

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 4 or 5

 

I'm obsessed with..... Bourbon

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be....Retired and still breathing with my kids left home

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Real first name: Andy

 

Nickname: Nol (online gaming Solano fetish)

 

Age: 28

 

Occupation: Mortgage Advisor

 

Location: The Black Country

 

Language(s) spoken? English. GCSE French. I can say I am 13 yrs old in German

 

Avatar - why? It's the 'fro

 

Previous avatars? -

 

Tell us when you first joined the boards? a fair while. watching, waiting and drawing my plans against you

 

Board highlights? Durham crack whores

 

Board lowlights? forum wars.

 

What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Running me own pub

 

Pets? Greyhound, cat, a fish

 

I play a bit like.... Marcelinho

 

Football heroes? Pedro, Enzo Schifo, Georghe Hagi

 

Football villains? Kevin Muscat, Graham Fenton

 

Best advice given? never text schoolgirls pictures of me cock

 

Ideal partner? 'er indoors

 

Ideal dinner date? ?

 

Ideal meal? Toad in the hole.

 

Can you cook? oh yes

 

Current wheels? Saab 900 turbo

 

Biggest influence? Stella Artois

 

TV programmes? 24, My name is Earl, CBeebies

 

Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger & Chips

 

Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chicken Pathia

 

Favourite tunes? Bob Dylan, Elliott Smith, Jeff Buckley

 

Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Depends on if I can kill them afterwards and dump the body?

 

George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney

 

Favourite film? depends on the mood but I can always watch Goodfellas

 

If I won a million pounds.... Buy a bigger house and make a nice retirement kitty

 

Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 3 or 4 i spose.

 

Ever suspended/expelled from school? Nope

 

Favourite insult? assorted F's and C's really

 

Not a lot of people know that...... i have a photographic memory

 

Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Few hundred on a suit

 

How many pairs of shoes do you own? 3

 

I'm obsessed with..... obbsessing about stuff

 

In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Out of debt and not too fat

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In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Out of debt and not too fat

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Never gonna happen mate :lol: (the debt bit)

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Agree. Gets worse every week for me. :lol:

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In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Out of debt and not too fat

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Never gonna happen mate :lol: (the debt bit)

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Agree. Gets worse every week for me. :lol:

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And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley)

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In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Out of debt and not too fat

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Never gonna happen mate :lol: (the debt bit)

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Agree. Gets worse every week for me. :lol:

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And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley)

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It'll take me decades to pay my current debt off, never mind the stuff I continue to take on. Not even including mortgage.

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In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Out of debt and not too fat

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Never gonna happen mate :lol: (the debt bit)

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Agree. Gets worse every week for me. B)

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And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley)

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It'll take me decades to pay my current debt off, never mind the stuff I continue to take on. Not even including mortgage.

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Best way is, just acknowledge it's a fact of life and don't get down about it.

 

In all seriousness, I do feel sorry about kids today (eeeee what a codger eh!!), at least I've got a house and that's the "money in the bank" so to speak. With property prices the way they are how the fuck are people gonna cope in future.

 

My kids'll be alright though, they'll be minted if I croak :lol::):lol: BUT if I get really REALLY old it'll be all gone on paying nurses to wipe my arse etc etc

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In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Out of debt and not too fat

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Never gonna happen mate :lol: (the debt bit)

117027[/snapback]

 

Agree. Gets worse every week for me. B)

117028[/snapback]

 

 

And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley)

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It'll take me decades to pay my current debt off, never mind the stuff I continue to take on. Not even including mortgage.

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Best way is, just acknowledge it's a fact of life and don't get down about it.

 

In all seriousness, I do feel sorry about kids today (eeeee what a codger eh!!), at least I've got a house and that's the "money in the bank" so to speak. With property prices the way they are how the fuck are people gonna cope in future.

 

My kids'll be alright though, they'll be minted if I croak :lol::):lol: BUT if I get really REALLY old it'll be all gone on paying nurses to wipe my arse etc etc

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I hear Smoothie's already squandered the family jewels on that, and he's only 42.

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In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Out of debt and not too fat

117011[/snapback]

 

Never gonna happen mate :lol: (the debt bit)

117027[/snapback]

 

Agree. Gets worse every week for me. B)

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And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley)

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It'll take me decades to pay my current debt off, never mind the stuff I continue to take on. Not even including mortgage.

117037[/snapback]

 

 

Best way is, just acknowledge it's a fact of life and don't get down about it.

 

In all seriousness, I do feel sorry about kids today (eeeee what a codger eh!!), at least I've got a house and that's the "money in the bank" so to speak. With property prices the way they are how the fuck are people gonna cope in future.

 

My kids'll be alright though, they'll be minted if I croak :lol::):lol: BUT if I get really REALLY old it'll be all gone on paying nurses to wipe my arse etc etc

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Aye that's my attitude. Either way it's not really my concern when I peg it and although it's at fairly silly levels, it's still manageable.

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