Glasgow Mag 0 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 After the recent "Wiping your arse" thread, I thought we should talk farts. Do you like to have a good fart? Do you have your own special aroma? Do you have a range of different types of fart in your armour, if so how do you categorise them? What are your rules for farting in enclosed and/or public spaces? Do you have techniques for sound modification? Do you worry about following through? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4ever 0 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Ahhh. Hmm. Errgh. Yay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6432 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 pffffft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 I do enjoy savouring my own farts, I seem to be the only person able to tolerate them in any capacity, except for if I have Stagg Chilli, then and only then do I find them totally repugnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 (edited) After the recent "Wiping your arse" thread, I thought we should talk farts. Do you like to have a good fart? Yes and i'll laugh at how loud they are and what 'notes' they hit Do you have your own special aroma? It varies - sometimes its digestive biscuits, sometimes its like sunday dinner. now and again - the smell could incapacitate an elephant at 50 paces Do you have a range of different types of fart in your armour, if so how do you categorise them? no What are your rules for farting in enclosed and/or public spaces? Do you have techniques for sound modification? I couldnt give a shit so i just let rip. Do you worry about following through? Now that i'm getting older - yes. Edited January 24, 2008 by Lazarus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13818 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 It's best when your listening to music and you break wind and low and behold its perfectly in key, im sure ive heard one of mine harmonizing before in 3rd's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3bitbob 0 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 10 Pints of Fosters last neet and a Kebab - pulled the trigger and nearly blew the back of me strides off! Worst ones ever are after eating that BeanFeast stuff They smell exactly the same on the way out as it did in the kitchen the night before You can almost chew them too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 10 Pints of Fosters last neet and a Kebab - pulled the trigger and nearly blew the back of me strides off! Worst ones ever are after eating that BeanFeast stuff They smell exactly the same on the way out as it did in the kitchen the night before You can almost chew them too! Drank 10 pints of piss then pissed 15 pints? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4821 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 10 Pints of Fosters last neet and a Kebab - pulled the trigger and nearly blew the back of me strides off! Worst ones ever are after eating that BeanFeast stuff They smell exactly the same on the way out as it did in the kitchen the night before You can almost chew them too! Drank 10 pints of piss then pissed 15 pints? I tried a night on Fosters last week. Took me ages to get drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3bitbob 0 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 10 Pints of Fosters last neet and a Kebab - pulled the trigger and nearly blew the back of me strides off! Worst ones ever are after eating that BeanFeast stuff They smell exactly the same on the way out as it did in the kitchen the night before You can almost chew them too! Drank 10 pints of piss then pissed 15 pints? I tried a night on Fosters last week. Took me ages to get drunk. Aye I agree it is cooking lager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 After the recent "Wiping your arse" thread, I thought we should talk farts. Do you like to have a good fart? ohh yes Do you have your own special aroma? no Do you have a range of different types of fart in your armour, if so how do you categorise them? ripper (ones that rush out) pfft (s&d) What are your rules for farting in enclosed and/or public spaces? Do you have techniques for sound modification? nip arse cheeks together Do you worry about following through? dont be silly. bowel control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow Mag 0 Posted February 3, 2008 Author Share Posted February 3, 2008 Has anyone ever succesfully set fire to a fart? Did you singe your ringpiece in the process? I once tried to lighta fart but nothing happened. Can you predict which fart will burn well - is it related to the smell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8868 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Sorry like. Must have been the curry I had... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/arti...in_page_id=1770 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8953 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 I try to keep them in when there's people about. But when I'm alone, I do enjoy a good bottom burp. I'm not sure which I prefer the pungent or the noisy. It's smell is dictated by whatever I've eaten, the fart that accompanies a booze poo is often the most paint-strippy of all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Its the Luft-Wafter.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13818 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 It's best when your listening to music and you break wind and low and behold its perfectly in key, im sure ive heard one of mine harmonizing before in 3rd's... Once in a blue moon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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