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From Cunts corner:

 

He has a tongue like a gammon steak that has been in more rims than a lorryload of Toilet Duck.

 

An absolutely gargantuan cunt.

 

 

Winner gets to find out if they're right!

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From Cunts corner:

 

He has a tongue like a gammon steak that has been in more rims than a lorryload of Toilet Duck.

 

An absolutely gargantuan cunt.

 

 

Winner gets to find out if they're right!

J69?

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From Cunts corner:

 

He has a tongue like a gammon steak that has been in more rims than a lorryload of Toilet Duck.

 

An absolutely gargantuan cunt.

 

 

Winner gets to find out if they're right!

J69?

 

Close but no cigar, skol is very warm.

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Ainsley Harriot ?

 

We have a winner :icon_lol:

 

Just shows what a complete twat the bloke is only took a few replies

 

 

Me or Ainsley ? :rolleyes:

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Ainsley Harriot ?

 

We have a winner :rolleyes:

 

Just shows what a complete twat the bloke is only took a few replies

 

I think it shows how much disdain this board has for celebrity chefs

 

Rick Stein's ok. But then I don't like fish.

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Whenever I think of Ainsley Harriott, I'm inevitably drawn to this mildly non-PC 53-second punk rawk classic:

 

I Flambéed Ainsley Harriott

 

I was on "Can't Cook, Won't Cook" with my latest lover, the Unabomber

When Ainsley introduced me to camera, he put his arm around me - and I saw white rage

I bonked him on the noggin with a baking tray before going at him with a meat cleaver

I cried "Ready, Steady, Coon!" and gave chase out of the BBC studio - but he vanished

He'd hidden in an oven but his flashlight saucer eyes gave him away in the darkness

 

I flambéed Ainsley Harriott (x4)

 

Don't mind the fella myself though. Some of his quick recipes are canny, and at least he doesn't make me want to cave his head in with a spade like Jamie Oliver or bloody Nigella.

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Who was the scottish twat that had to cook everything in a hurry?

His first series was great and then someone gave them a budget and it turned into the same tripe as the two lispers!

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