Wavey Davey 0 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Not safe for work - me thinks Does nowt for me like. She might be annoying as fuck but I would be willing to put my house on it that she's a kinky bitch and she has something about her.. Going by her porno, she looks a shite shag. Just watched it. Not bad Really? I think shes as boring as fuck man, I reckon she'd hit the fucking rough when I pop one of my plastic nuts in her ass You'd hit her with a golf club?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman02uk 0 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Not safe for work - me thinks Does nowt for me like. She might be annoying as fuck but I would be willing to put my house on it that she's a kinky bitch and she has something about her.. Going by her porno, she looks a shite shag. Just watched it. Not bad Really? I think shes as boring as fuck man, I reckon she'd hit the fucking rough when I pop one of my plastic nuts in her ass You'd hit her with a golf club?! If its good enough for tiger woods.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 If only I could find a clip of Swiss Toni explaining golf about now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38733 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Not safe for work - me thinks Help, I fell in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 I don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 I don't get it We know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Not safe for work - me thinks Help, I fell in Jordan is such a hard faced slag. You'd have to be a right desperate little boy to find her attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 There's just something about her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 You're only 17, so I guess you have low standards on these things. I wouldn't want to lose my watch during a night of passion with Jordan. She'd probably sell my organs on eBay too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 You're only 17, so I guess you have low standards on these things. I wouldn't want to lose my watch during a night of passion with Jordan. She'd probably sell my organs on eBay too. Low standards? Low fucking standards? Have you been fucking reading this thread Low fucking standards, fuck sake. I guess at your age but you'll only touch old birds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 This isn't the "Who's the fittest bird" thread Kevin, this is the Borderline Boiiler thread. Jordan is not fit, not even borderline. She's a fucking LEGO toy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 This isn't the "Who's the fittest bird" thread Kevin, this is the Borderline Boiiler thread. Jordan is not fit, not even borderline. She's a fucking LEGO toy. Dude, 90% of the people in here are old enough to be my granny for fuck sake I'm sorry for putting up a bit of fresh meat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 This isn't the "Who's the fittest bird" thread Kevin, this is the Borderline Boiiler thread. Jordan is not fit, not even borderline. She's a fucking LEGO toy. Dude, 90% of the people in here are old enough to be my granny for fuck sake I'm sorry for putting up a bit of fresh meat I doubt there's anything fresh about Jordan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4847 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Jordan is old enough to be your mother anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Jordan is old enough to be your mother anyway. So is Christine Bleakley, but that wouldn't stop me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 the only reason Jordan is "fresh" is because half of her just came off the production line. she's categorically not fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 the only reason Jordan is "fresh" is because half of her just came off the production line. she's categorically not fit. She'd still get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 the only reason Jordan is "fresh" is because half of her just came off the production line. she's categorically not fit. She'd still get it. Seriously, post-puberty you'll see she's nothing but a caricature of a woman. She hasn't even got a pretty face man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 the only reason Jordan is "fresh" is because half of her just came off the production line. she's categorically not fit. She'd still get it. Seriously, post-puberty you'll see she's nothing but a caricature of a woman. She hasn't even got a pretty face man. I am post-puberty .. I never said she was hot in anyway, I just think she has something about her. I duno, I find her annoying as fuck aswell but there's still something there that I can't put my finger on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acid 0 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 the only reason Jordan is "fresh" is because half of her just came off the production line. she's categorically not fit. She'd still get it. Seriously, post-puberty you'll see she's nothing but a caricature of a woman. She hasn't even got a pretty face man. I am post-puberty .. I never said she was hot in anyway, I just think she has something about her. I duno, I find her annoying as fuck aswell but there's still something there that I can't put my finger on Her tits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 the only reason Jordan is "fresh" is because half of her just came off the production line. she's categorically not fit. She'd still get it. Seriously, post-puberty you'll see she's nothing but a caricature of a woman. She hasn't even got a pretty face man. I am post-puberty .. I never said she was hot in anyway, I just think she has something about her. I duno, I find her annoying as fuck aswell but there's still something there that I can't put my finger on Her tits? Nah I don't find them attractive, they're too big. Might be because she's just so kinky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Nah I don't find them attractive, they're too big. Might be because she's just so kinky buddy, that's not "kinky". you must have access to the internet, I'd suggest finding some actual kinky shit, instead of passing this knacker off as anything other than a tramp. Honestly, it'd be like fucking an old leather jacket wrapped around a space hopper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 I am post-puberty .. At the age of 17 you almost certainly are not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 This isn't the "Who's the fittest bird" thread Kevin, this is the Borderline Boiiler thread. Jordan is not fit, not even borderline. She's a fucking LEGO toy. Dude, 90% of the people in here are old enough to be my granny for fuck sake I'm sorry for putting up a bit of fresh meat Jordan, 'fresh'? There are things dug up by Paeleantologists that are fresher than that clapped out boiler. She probably has a minge like the channel tunnel, been ridden more than an Amsterdam bicycle, and has had so much surgery she'd look like Colin Hendry if she took her make-up off and stopped injecting shit into her face. Anyway, to add to the list of 'older women' I nominate Lisa Edelstein, aka Dr. Cuddy in House. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 This isn't the "Who's the fittest bird" thread Kevin, this is the Borderline Boiiler thread. Jordan is not fit, not even borderline. She's a fucking LEGO toy. Dude, 90% of the people in here are old enough to be my granny for fuck sake I'm sorry for putting up a bit of fresh meat Jordan, 'fresh'? There are things dug up by Paeleantologists that are fresher than that clapped out boiler. She probably has a minge like the channel tunnel, been ridden more than an Amsterdam bicycle, and has had so much surgery she'd look like Colin Hendry if she took her make-up off and stopped injecting shit into her face. Anyway, to add to the list of 'older women' I nominate Lisa Edelstein, aka Dr. Cuddy in House. Good shout, but I can't think about that show without a Cameron/13 3-some thing going on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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