Kevin 1 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 I thought you'd put someone off Playschool or Blue Peter, Kev. Well done you. (Not my cuppa tea, like). Nah, I'd give it to her like. What, your virginity? Some lucky girl already has that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26731 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 I thought you'd put someone off Playschool or Blue Peter, Kev. Well done you. (Not my cuppa tea, like). Nah, I'd give it to her like. What, your virginity? Don't be daft. His local Catholic Priest took that at his 'choir practice'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34338 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 I thought you'd put someone off Playschool or Blue Peter, Kev. Well done you. (Not my cuppa tea, like). Nah, I'd give it to her like. What, your virginity? Some lucky girl already has that. Check out Dr. Cock-n-Balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 I thought you'd put someone off Playschool or Blue Peter, Kev. Well done you. (Not my cuppa tea, like). Nah, I'd give it to her like. What, your virginity? Some lucky girl already has that. Check out Dr. Cock-n-Balls. The chicks love the big dick, what can I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 I thought you'd put someone off Playschool or Blue Peter, Kev. Well done you. (Not my cuppa tea, like). Nah, I'd give it to her like. What, your virginity? Some lucky girl already has that. Check out Dr. Cock-n-Balls. The chicks love the big dick, what can I say. Are you 6 foot 5 then? Oh, and drawing a face on your hand doesn't count as oral sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Are you 6 foot 5 then? Oh, and drawing a face on your hand doesn't count as oral sex. No. I never said that I had oral sex with my hand, I have no need to do that. I got girls to go that for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Yeah, and I'm King Louis XIV! You've been listenig to rap music too much and believe you're surrounded by bitches. Go to B&Q as they have the only hoes you can pull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Yeah, and I'm King Louis XIV! You've been listenig to rap music too much and believe you're surrounded by bitches. Go to B&Q as they have the only hoes you can pull the term you're referring to is "hose", not "hoes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12757 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Kevin is an expert at pulling his hose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Kevin is an expert at pulling his hose. I have people to pull my hose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 You make it sound like you have a team of employees. Are you Hugh Heffner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Not safe for work - me thinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Not safe for work - me thinks Does nowt for me like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 You would though, wouldn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 You'd need to bring in a canary with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Not safe for work - me thinks Does nowt for me like. She might be annoying as fuck but I would be willing to put my house on it that she's a kinky bitch and she has something about her.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26232 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Not safe for work - me thinks Does nowt for me like. She might be annoying as fuck but I would be willing to put my house on it that she's a kinky bitch and she has something about her.. Going by her porno, she looks a shite shag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 I think I'd enjoy turning her down more. I'd spunk on her face though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12757 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 I think I'd enjoy turning her down more. I'd spunk on her face though. It'd probably bounce off. Face like a leisure centre floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 I think I'd enjoy turning her down more. I'd spunk on her face though. It'd probably bounce off. Face like a leisure centre floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6300 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 karen brady is a good shout. this milf always does it for me when i'm watching bbc breakfast. i'd butter her muffin any day. Ah Sian Williams. Not looking bad for 45 with 4 kids. Puts Garraway well in the shade. SLP will have you for that comment.... quite agree though, she's definitely not borderline to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 I think I'd enjoy turning her down more. I'd spunk on her face though. It'd probably bounce off. Face like a leisure centre floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Not safe for work - me thinks Does nowt for me like. She might be annoying as fuck but I would be willing to put my house on it that she's a kinky bitch and she has something about her.. Going by her porno, she looks a shite shag. Just watched it. Not bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman02uk 0 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Not safe for work - me thinks Does nowt for me like. She might be annoying as fuck but I would be willing to put my house on it that she's a kinky bitch and she has something about her.. Going by her porno, she looks a shite shag. Just watched it. Not bad Really? I think shes as boring as fuck man, I reckon she'd hit the fucking rough when I pop one of my plastic nuts in her ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 I'd say she would be alot different off camera. Her tits are farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr too big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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