wykikitoon 20525 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 48 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: some of those stories have got to be bullshit, or embellished after years of holding court in the pub, he can't remember what actually happened anymore. the one about the ostrich ffs - how's he persuaded a zoo to lend him an ostrich for they day, let alone coaxed it into the back of his car ffs You can hear them go quiet and it's an embarrassing quiet as if 'h' way gazza lad that didn't happen did it? ' Big Meeks pissing himself at the end' oh you're an inspiration Gazza I love you ' Inspirational? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6727 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: some of those stories have got to be bullshit, or embellished after years of holding court in the pub, he can't remember what actually happened anymore. the one about the ostrich ffs - how's he persuaded a zoo to lend him an ostrich for they day, let alone coaxed it into the back of his car ffs Apparently it's true. Ive heard the it before (Not from Gazza) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6727 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 The lion story in Africa sounds a bit dodgy though. He was so pissed he thought it was puppy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22095 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 12 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: Apparently it's true. Ive heard the it before (Not from Gazza) maybe he somehow got an ostrich to the training ground. but he randomly collected the ostrich from the zoo, stuffed it into the back of his car and drove it there himself? howay man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6727 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: maybe he somehow got an ostrich to the training ground. but he randomly collected the ostrich from the zoo, stuffed it into the back of his car and drove it there himself? howay man https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/paul-gascoigne-terry-venables-ostrich-31530843 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20525 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 100% true then if its in the Star 😂 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6727 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: 100% true then if its in the Star 😂 😂 I’m not sure even the Daily Star could make up direct quotes from Paul Stewart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42830 Posted June 7 Share Posted June 7 Reading that, it’s more likely to have been a young emu. No chance you’d get an ostrich in a bag Also, there’s a picture of an emu, labelled as an ostrich 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45673 Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35438 Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Reading that, it’s more likely to have been a young emu. No chance you’d get an ostrich in a bag Also, there’s a picture of an emu, labelled as an ostrich Before I’d even read it I thought it must’ve been a rhea or emu from a petting zoo. They’re big, obviously, but ostriches are fucking huge, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1295 Posted June 8 Share Posted June 8 Was it not just Jack Charlton? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10906 Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 On 08/06/2024 at 07:38, Alex said: Before I’d even read it I thought it must’ve been a rhea or emu from a petting zoo. They’re big, obviously, but ostriches are fucking huge, man Chris is a lercal lad after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 1538 Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 We should get the expert cunts on RTG to confirm if it is an Ostrich or an emu, or a kittiwake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2971 Posted October 16 Share Posted October 16 "At Rangers I’m welcomed in every way. Whereas at Tottenham, I asked for a couple of tickets and they said ‘that’ll be £400 each.’ I was like, wow, with all I did for that club? When they play Spurs, I'll be a Rangers fan." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20525 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 Sorry to scare people! https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/sport/24774326.paul-gascoigne-reveals-declined-york-city-job-interview/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35438 Posted December 5 Share Posted December 5 Not sure that ‘scoop’ was worth bumping the thread for 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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