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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1544207.html

 

A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain.

 

Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing.

 

He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments.

 

Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain.

 

"We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes."

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I winced just reading that.

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Me too.

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I laughed. :lol:

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If you had a penis between your legs you wouldn't laugh !

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I winced just reading that.

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Me too.

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I laughed. ;)

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If you had a penis between your legs you wouldn't laugh !

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It wasn't that I laughed at particularly :lol: It was the whole scenario of this dirty old man stopping to watch his young bit of stuff hanging up the washing and accidently dropping a sack of grain on his knob. It's like a ludicrous Benny Hill sketch!

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I winced just reading that.

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Me too.

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I laughed. ;)

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If you had a penis between your legs you wouldn't laugh !

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:lol:

 

I guess it depends whose it was. ;)

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I winced just reading that.

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Me too.

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I laughed. ;)

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If you had a penis between your legs you wouldn't laugh !

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:lol:

 

I guess it depends whose it was. ;)

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I was going to reply in a similar fashion but resisted. ;)

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I was going to reply in a similar fashion but resisted.  ;)

 

Typical!

It's all about the penis with you isn't it Cath???

;)

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Nope, but I do class it as a pre-requisite! :lol:

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I was going to reply in a similar fashion but resisted.  ;)

 

Typical!

It's all about the penis with you isn't it Cath???

;)

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Nope, but I do class it as a pre-requisite! :lol:

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A pre-requisite for what, carrying grain???

That's what got farmer Joeski into trouble in the first place!!!

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I was going to reply in a similar fashion but resisted.  :)

 

Typical!

It's all about the penis with you isn't it Cath???

:P

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Nope, but I do class it as a pre-requisite! :)

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A pre-requisite for what, carrying grain???

That's what got farmer Joeski into trouble in the first place!!!

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:):lol::angry::razz::(;)

 

That made me laugh. Wonder how often Cath needs her bags of grain carried around?? :(

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Heard about some Italian bloke who couldn't sleep at night? It was a chicken in the garden that was keeping him awake, so he went outside to cut the chicken's head of, but ended up cutting his penis off, assuming it was the chicken's head.

 

He was over 60 I think anyway, so he didn't have much use for it anyway. Serves him right for trying to chop the chicken's head off...

 

Looks like he doesn't realise the cock, as in chicken looks a tad different.

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I was going to reply in a similar fashion but resisted.  :)

 

Typical!

It's all about the penis with you isn't it Cath???

:whistle:

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Nope, but I do class it as a pre-requisite! :)

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A pre-requisite for what, carrying grain???

That's what got farmer Joeski into trouble in the first place!!!

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:angry::lol::(:razz::(;)

 

That made me laugh. Wonder how often Cath needs her bags of grain carried around?? :P

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Hey, I know they're big but..... :):yes

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