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What is it with you lot? You come to Liverpool and abuse the hospitality.

 

Get in the pubs, have a laugh and behave like civilised people for God's sake. Why do you feel the need to be so mouthy? Why are you so abusive to your hosts? And have you got anything original to sing? It's all tired old seventies/eighties "Sign On"/"In your Liverpool slums" and the latest SoccerAM whopper stuff.

 

Or is it irony? Nobody's unemployed in Newcastle are they? And all the streets and gardens are paved with gold.

 

You used to be a decent lot. I've had great times at SJP, Anfield and even as far back as Wembley in 1974. But people here are sick of the type of beaut that follows you round. You seem to just have a load of modern-age fans who get their footballing education off Sky and phone-ins. No respect for anything.

 

For the record, you're not everybody's second club any more. You were mine but I'm sick of the way your fans behave. When we go to SJP now it's aggressive, the stewarding is appalling and the view is terrible.

 

Anyway after the masterstroke of bringing Keegan back at least there's a good chance we won't be playing you next season.

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What is it with you lot? You come to Liverpool and abuse the hospitality.

 

Get in the pubs, have a laugh and behave like civilised people for God's sake. Why do you feel the need to be so mouthy? Why are you so abusive to your hosts? And have you got anything original to sing? It's all tired old seventies/eighties "Sign On"/"In your Liverpool slums" and the latest SoccerAM whopper stuff.

 

Or is it irony? Nobody's unemployed in Newcastle are they? And all the streets and gardens are paved with gold.

 

You used to be a decent lot. I've had great times at SJP, Anfield and even as far back as Wembley in 1974. But people here are sick of the type of beaut that follows you round. You seem to just have a load of modern-age fans who get their footballing education off Sky and phone-ins. No respect for anything.

 

For the record, you're not everybody's second club any more. You were mine but I'm sick of the way your fans behave. When we go to SJP now it's aggressive, the stewarding is appalling and the view is terrible.

 

Anyway after the masterstroke of bringing Keegan back at least there's a good chance we won't be playing you next season.

 

Now thats irony. Lets not go into the stats of aggressive fans shall we? :lol:

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It doesn't sound like terribly clever behaviour I must say, there's a lot of anti-Liverpool stuff here. I'm guessing that it's because we were in touching distance of you a few years back and now we're hoping teams like Wigan have a bad run.... :lol:

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I thought the whole day yesterday was shite. Pool fans giving absolutely no banter, the pubs around the ground about as fun as a carpark and Anfield itself is possibly the most depressing place on earth.

 

I was fuckin delighted to get home.

 

Give me fighting relegation every fuckin time as long as I get to live in a place like Newcastle.

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I remember they beat us to city of culture too a while back. I think we're similar cities, except they had the Beatles and we got the Animals....they won every trophy going, we didn't...our clubs have a long history of shared players and managers too, but we only get them after they're past their best....

 

 

Still, we do have Ant and Dec so they can stick that right up their Scouse arses! :lol:

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well the ones walking down from cabbage hall to ground soon shut the fuck up after getting cracked by kid of abar 16

as did the ones in the sandon after the match who after getting twatted rapidly left

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well the ones walking down from cabbage hall to ground soon shut the fuck up after getting cracked by kid of abar 16

as did the ones in the sandon after the match who after getting twatted rapidly left

 

case well and truly rested, cheers sonna :lol:

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well the ones walking down from cabbage hall to ground soon shut the fuck up after getting cracked by kid of abar 16

as did the ones in the sandon after the match who after getting twatted rapidly left

 

You personally do very little to dispell the whole idea that Scousers are thick, stealing dole wallers. Did you pay for your ticket this time, Yosser?

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well the ones walking down from cabbage hall to ground soon shut the fuck up after getting cracked by kid of abar 16

as did the ones in the sandon after the match who after getting twatted rapidly left

 

You personally do very little to dispell the whole idea that Scousers are thick, stealing dole wallers. Did you pay for your ticket this time, Yosser?

 

 

 

 

not as thick as soft cunts coming to our city of culture and trying to give it the big one obviously whilst behind bizzies and cameras

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well the ones walking down from cabbage hall to ground soon shut the fuck up after getting cracked by kid of abar 16

as did the ones in the sandon after the match who after getting twatted rapidly left

 

case well and truly rested, cheers sonna :lol:

 

gerld :D

 

I didnt realise we were spelling phonetically these days either

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well the ones walking down from cabbage hall to ground soon shut the fuck up after getting cracked by kid of abar 16

as did the ones in the sandon after the match who after getting twatted rapidly left

 

You personally do very little to dispell the whole idea that Scousers are thick, stealing dole wallers. Did you pay for your ticket this time, Yosser?

 

 

 

 

not as thick as soft cunts coming to our city of culture and trying to give it the big one obviously whilst behind bizzies and cameras

 

Wow. You dodged that question quite convincingly :lol:

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well the ones walking down from cabbage hall to ground soon shut the fuck up after getting cracked by kid of abar 16

as did the ones in the sandon after the match who after getting twatted rapidly left

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

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well the ones walking down from cabbage hall to ground soon shut the fuck up after getting cracked by kid of abar 16

as did the ones in the sandon after the match who after getting twatted rapidly left

Your craic's fucking shite 'mate'.

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well the ones walking down from cabbage hall to ground soon shut the fuck up after getting cracked by kid of abar 16

as did the ones in the sandon after the match who after getting twatted rapidly left

 

You personally do very little to dispell the whole idea that Scousers are thick, stealing dole wallers. Did you pay for your ticket this time, Yosser?

 

 

 

 

not as thick as soft cunts coming to our city of culture and trying to give it the big one obviously whilst behind bizzies and cameras

 

Bob Paisley must be spinning in his grave knowing his hard work has spawned the likes of you.

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If this msn conversation doesnt sum up dippers I dont know what does.... and this is a fuckin scouse lass who's at Northumbria Uni, the arrogance of them knows no bounds.

 

 

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Have a nice trip?

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nar it was fuckin shite

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good laugh i suppose though

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never seen as many scruffs in me whole life

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and thats honest

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lol

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i ended up speaking to fabio capello tho

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how

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me n scott left with 5 mins to go

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and walked past ur reception he came out

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tut ut

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oh cool

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and i said a few words in italian for him

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lol

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my brother got his autograph

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did he

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apperently so

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i goes "fabio newcastle molto molto merda"

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and the cunts goes "siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" and laughed

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he always waits by the directors box for a while just before ko

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what does that mean

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fabio newcastle very very shit

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and he goes yesssssssss

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brilliant

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speaking of very very shit

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you must have the worst support in the premiership

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other than fulham

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why

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did even sing one song till it was 2-0

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not one

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sounds about right

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they sounded quite loud

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not really

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the loudest chant from u all game was "going down"

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lol

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them wanks to our right

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well its true

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you mean them wanks like me

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lol

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why would you revel in our relegation

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only us and man utd will sell ur 3000 tickets every single time

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and the blue too sorry

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that doesn't bother me

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so you want us down too

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and I was sat by you lol

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honestly

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not particulary but that wouldnt stop me thinking that if i did

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despite out utterly utterly cowardly performance

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i thought our fans stuck with them well

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lol

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it was a good game

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anfield looks pathetic compared to st james' like a council house compared to a mansion

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i love Anfield

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its shit

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atelast its not just greya nd horrible

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horrible

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oh dear

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you try to kill your away fans

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and i tell you what ive never in my life seen as many poorly dressed down right ugly people

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see you say that

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we went in that william hills behind the kop

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and up

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and im being 100% honest right

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and fuckin ive never seen anything like it

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i know there are scals in liverpool etc but

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the whole bookies drinking cans pmsl

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I've never seen such as many scruffs as in newcastle

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you go to a pub tpo do that the fuckin tramps

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like pure chavs having fights down northumberland street

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ive never seen anything even close to liverpool in terms of tramps

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even in sunderland or middlesbrough

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comes no where nera

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liverpool rocks

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i cant wait to move home

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it gets to the stage where its a rarity when you see someone smart

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what a fuckin shithole

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ive seen some deprived areas in my time but the drive back to the station, it makes scotswood and benwell look like darras hall

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its a complete area of desolation

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around anfield?

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and i wont even take the piss any more cos i feel sorry for them

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how people can live there

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it beggars belief

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around anfield is shocking

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but see the roads right next to anfield

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the whole place is

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but the people

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fuckin hell

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half of them were bought by liverpool

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all so small as well

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scousers are really small

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what

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pmsl

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i tell you what it does make you feel like though, makes you thank god for putting you somewhere nice

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really shouldnt take it for granted

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newcastles hardly nice

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pmsl

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officially the best city in the north

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official as well

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says who?

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a survey

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lol

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how the fuck liverpool was second is a total mystery

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which will have won because people from newcastle would never think of putting anywhere else

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even manchester pisses on it

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and leeds

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well if you look at it in terms of that

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liverpool beat newcastle to capital of culture

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aye cos u needed it more

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no

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they dont give it to nice places

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yes

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because its a better city

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better city

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it is

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its the biggest shithole ive ever seen

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bar none

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and i mean none

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i love how you think the city is in poverty after seeing anfield

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its no wonder so many cunts are spawned from that area

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victims of their environment

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lol

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your hilarious

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your defence of liverpool is

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?

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we were on about it at half time just the whole thing of liverpool, maybe we were being fuckin snobby, bu the whole thing is funny as fuck

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but fair play at least you have a good football club

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snobby?

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how can you be snobby from newcastle

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eh?

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newcastle is hardly better

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its better by a million miles

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well thats what you think

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i can count the shitholes in newcastle on one hand

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that whole place is a shithole

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yeah okay

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the only decent place ive seen in liverpool is aintree

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well you blatenly haven't seen very much of liverpool

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ive seen all of it

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right so Formby or Thornton aren't nice?

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formbys not liverpool

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get over yourself it is

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is it fuck

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lol

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whatever

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we got to lime street right

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yeh

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got a pint in that bar

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"coopers" i think it was called

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fuckin barmaid same shape as mimi off shameless, she was a nice lass tho

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and this fuckin ginger cunt about my age with SIX teeth

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i asked him for a taxi number

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and he fuckin gRiwled back at me

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anyway got a taxi number

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0151 2592000

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and the desk clerk goes "can u ring back in 5 minutes la got a bit of business on ere la and doin me football coupon" pmsl

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a fuckin taxi firm

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ring back cos am deein me football coupon

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the whole fuckin place is completely and utterly hilarious

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lol

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ah well

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dont go back then

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no i go to see my team

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no-one would be friendly to you because of your attitude anyway

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i go to birmingham and thats a shithole too so im not going to stop going there

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ive got a great attitude

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we had a great conv with the taxi driver

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he was a good lad

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you go to liverpool hating the people and the place

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so what do you expect

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fair enough your a nice lad so im sure you speak to people but you'd be looking down your nose the whole time

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which in reality is stupid when you come from newcastle

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i have no preconceptions

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exactly

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the diamond of the north as the song goes

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lol

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do you know what i found weird about newcastle right

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you know how in most places most of the chavs and scallies are like 14-20

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in liverpool i find its 14-45

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its unbelievable

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lol I was about to say newcastle is like 20-50

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i could spend a day in liverpool taking pictures of people

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bring out a book

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it would have no words

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and be one of the funniest books you could buy

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ok

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it was actually hilarious the other day

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see like a clothes horse thing

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people my age wearing adidas tracksuits to the match pmsl

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at least we got a laugh despite the game

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some like 35 year old chav woman started smacking the fella over the head with it in the middle of northumberland street and throwing her bags at him

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people come to my bar in trackies who are your age

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im 30 ive lived here 30 years

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and not once seen anything like that

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i've seen it loads of times

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im not even comparing it to liverpooil or anything

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its like the uniform in liverpool tho

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but honestly iv seen some funny things

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i was in liverpool 5 hours yesterday

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i dont care

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i love liverpool

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and its such a funny fuckin place

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i cant wait to get out of ehre and back there

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i took a pic of this big fat boiler on me phone

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the minute i got off the train

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i dont even know why i did it

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guess what though

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but it summed the place up

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how amazing is Fernando Torres

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thighs like mark hughes

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he was shite till he scored

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diving spanish cunt

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get lost he is

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why do you think scousers are so small?

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theyre like small and round

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the average height must be about 5ft8

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iv never thought that

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if that

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lol no way

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honest

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most guys i know are 6ft

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stevie you cant sya honest after beign there for 5 hours

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must be the irish influence

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lol

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ive been 3 times before

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scousers

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oh shush

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your boring

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we had a pint in this hotel as well

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waiting for our taxi

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the marriott

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yeah

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and fuckin this scouse bloke orders a double glen morangie and a pint of lager "just put on me account la"

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"what room number is it sir?"

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"165"

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"the rooms only go up to 136 in this hotel"

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we were pissing ourselves laugh

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ing

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you mean like you lot trying to steal from over my bar at st james'

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eh?

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nothing

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atleast you got to see a fab team play for once

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you know we nearly re-signed owen rather than torres

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aye we seen man u in pub before

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hahahaha

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lol

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getting beat

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good day for footy if only it was in the prem tho

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At least not looking like an utter spaz isn't limited to message boards for you, you seem to spread to instant messaging as well.

 

Consistency is always good.

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What is it with you lot? You come to Liverpool and abuse the hospitality.

 

Get in the pubs, have a laugh and behave like civilised people for God's sake. Why do you feel the need to be so mouthy? Why are you so abusive to your hosts? And have you got anything original to sing? It's all tired old seventies/eighties "Sign On"/"In your Liverpool slums" and the latest SoccerAM whopper stuff.

 

Or is it irony? Nobody's unemployed in Newcastle are they? And all the streets and gardens are paved with gold.

 

You used to be a decent lot. I've had great times at SJP, Anfield and even as far back as Wembley in 1974. But people here are sick of the type of beaut that follows you round. You seem to just have a load of modern-age fans who get their footballing education off Sky and phone-ins. No respect for anything.

 

For the record, you're not everybody's second club any more. You were mine but I'm sick of the way your fans behave. When we go to SJP now it's aggressive, the stewarding is appalling and the view is terrible.

 

Anyway after the masterstroke of bringing Keegan back at least there's a good chance we won't be playing you next season.

Perhaps you should donate a wreath and have a minutes silence.

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:lol: Scousers must be the biggest whingers in the world, they win 3-0 and he comes here crying because our fans were doing some chanting. Hospitality? your esteemed friend seems to think all the toon fans were getting smacked round. Lets be honest your hardly in any position to talk about fans being terrible 'guests' what with your supports sterling reputation are you?

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:lol: Scousers must be the biggest whingers in the world, they win 3-0 and he comes here crying because our fans were doing some chanting. Hospitality? your esteemed friend seems to think all the toon fans were getting smacked round. Lets be honest your hardly in any position to talk about fans being terrible 'guests' what with your supports sterling reputation are you?

Exactly

 

At least not looking like an utter spaz isn't limited to message boards for you, you seem to spread to instant messaging as well.

 

Consistency is always good.

Well that's a good post, the problem with it is because of the fact you're the most clueless wank seen on any toon message board it's rendered worthless.

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