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An Mackem lass goes to the council to register for child benefit.

 

 

"How many children?" asks the council worker.

 

 

"10" replies the Mackem

 

 

"10?" says the council worker.

 

"What are their names?"

 

 

Peeeter, peeeter, peeeter, peeeter, peeeter, peeeter, peeeter, peeeter, peeeter, peeeter and peeeter.

 

The Council worker asked doesn't that get confusing?"

 

 

"Naah..." says the Mackem "its great because if they are out

playing in the street I just have to shout Peeeter, YER DINNER'S

READY,or Peeeter GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."

 

 

"What if you want to speak to one individually?"

 

 

 

says the perturbed council worker.

 

 

"That's easy," says the Mackem...

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"I just use their surnames" :puke:

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