bawan 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Whats is your favorite? What do you think is the funniest? For me the one of the best ones I have heard is: "What chat up line works the best for you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 For me the one of the best ones I have heard is:"What chat up line works the best for you" That'd get me talking actually, however cheesy it may be. Though my reply would be along the lines of "'Let me buy you an very expensive cocktail' usually does the trick". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 You've pulled Bawan. You off to the Toon this weekend then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Get your coat I am going to rape you and would feel really guilty if you got cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Author Share Posted April 17, 2008 For me the one of the best ones I have heard is:"What chat up line works the best for you" That'd get me talking actually, however cheesy it may be. Though my reply would be along the lines of "'Let me buy you an very expensive cocktail' usually does the trick". from this day on, I shall never say that again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Get your coat I am going to rape you and would feel really guilty if you got cold. I like it. You've pulled too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Author Share Posted April 17, 2008 You've pulled Bawan. You off to the Toon this weekend then? Only if you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Get your coat I am going to rape you and would feel really guilty if you got cold. Do you want to go halves on a bastard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I may be no Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your Bedrock. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Here's one that Wacky could use. "I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piper877 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Do you have a little German in you? No? Want one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawan 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Author Share Posted April 17, 2008 Do you have a little German in you? No? Want one? That what Isegrim said to Happy Face's aunty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 I've can transfer fitness with a glance. I'll look you in the eyes and you'll run a mile. Ohhhh..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 You remind me of a parking ticket "Why?" Because you've got f i n e written all over you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 Fancy sailing the skin boat to tuna town? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted April 17, 2008 Share Posted April 17, 2008 For me the one of the best ones I have heard is:"What chat up line works the best for you" That'd get me talking actually, however cheesy it may be. Though my reply would be along the lines of "'Let me buy you an very expensive cocktail' usually does the trick". it you're on about the eros centre, you're being ripped off mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8976 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 I found "Hello, My names Dave, what's yours?" suffices. maybe it's my animal magneticism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 One for in the foreign lands: "Me you fucky fucky?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Bawan wants some afro clam! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Bawan wants some afro clam! Nah, that one wouldn't work on me, I have to admit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Bawan wants some afro clam! Nah, that one wouldn't work on me, I have to admit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Bawan wants some afro clam! Nah, that one wouldn't work on me, I have to admit. Said in the third person in the style of the Hunny Monster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 'Do you fancy a fuck?' 'No!' 'Whey, do you mind lying down while I have one.' © Sid the Sexist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14030 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 'Do you fancy a fuck?''No!' 'Whey, do you mind lying down while I have one.' © Sid the Sexist Ahh, Sid the Sexist. Also responsible for "How pet, d'ye like jewellery? Then suck me cock, it's a gem." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted April 18, 2008 Share Posted April 18, 2008 Is that the phone or your knickers ringing? Viz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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