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Fuckin hell what a set of wanks. I thought Newcastle Online was bad, I registered tonight asking for a ticket, as I was tipped off and get told to fuck off. I was diplomatic in every post too. Then some cunt called PHDC launches a tirade against me, trying to be funny in every post and ended up looking like a cunt, and worst of all a large amount of them are fuckin mackems.

 

Toontastic gets a lot of knockers, but give me an Alex, a fuckin peasepud, even a J69 over those cunts any day. It seems like it's mainly kids, unless I'm just getting old.

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I've never really been on, Toontastic seems to do me, ive probably been posting on here since 2003/4.

 

I signed up to N-O but it was fucking wank so i never bothered much.

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I used to think that this board was clannish. Like a friends board, but it's got much better, and most boards are like that, people thinking "who's this new cunt?".

 

TT seems to have attracted some really good new posters lately as well like Barton7 and Interracial Toon Fan. I'm in a right arselicking mood tonight.

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I think TT is probably one of the quietest but for me that just means there aren't as many thick fuckers on here as the other boards kicking about.

 

I think TT can be a little cliquey but im not going to say that's a bad thing altogether.

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This is the only fans' forum I've ever visited, N-O sounds awful so I just never bothered to investigate.

 

Pretty good board in my opinion, decent helping of wankers (hi Jimbo :D) and trolls, what I guess you guys call WUMs (anyone care to explain this btw?) but I've enjoyed the board, nice to be able to connect with other fans while marooned out here an all.

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Stevie obviously doesn't "understand" Skunkers :D

 

It's less a football board and more just a place for personal abuse, porn and Mackem baiting

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I started off on N-O ages ago but after the whole Hitzfeld thing it put me right off so I made my way over here on a more permanent basis. I don't post anywhere else now and it alwyas seems like a good crack here - at first it was a bit daunting I've got to admit because it seemed like Stevie said a bit 'clannish' but it's not really once you're settled. Toontastic ftw! :D

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Fuckin hell what a set of wanks. I thought Newcastle Online was bad, I registered tonight asking for a ticket, as I was tipped off and get told to fuck off. I was diplomatic in every post too. Then some cunt called PHDC launches a tirade against me, trying to be funny in every post and ended up looking like a cunt, and worst of all a large amount of them are fuckin mackems.

 

Toontastic gets a lot of knockers, but give me an Alex, a fuckin peasepud, even a J69 over those cunts any day. It seems like it's mainly kids, unless I'm just getting old.

 

Sound like a bunch of people that get in the Howlett. One feels the need to take the piss knowing he has other knobheads to back him up. They're not even worth getting angry about. I would pitty the cowards more than anything.

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this forum is slow ,quiet , and full of level headed people .

fucking great compared to the others out there , im starting to put my feet up .

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Fuckin hell what a set of wanks. I thought Newcastle Online was bad, I registered tonight asking for a ticket, as I was tipped off and get told to fuck off. I was diplomatic in every post too. Then some cunt called PHDC launches a tirade against me, trying to be funny in every post and ended up looking like a cunt, and worst of all a large amount of them are fuckin mackems.

 

Toontastic gets a lot of knockers, but give me an Alex, a fuckin peasepud, even a J69 over those cunts any day. It seems like it's mainly kids, unless I'm just getting old.

 

Sound like a bunch of people that get in the Howlett. One feels the need to take the piss knowing he has other knobheads to back him up. They're not even worth getting angry about. I would pitty the cowards more than anything.

It's not like that. Specky cunts carrying PSP's everywhere wouldn't get in the Howlett. It's just full of teenage tragedies, who like David Platt off corrie are full of angst cos they've not had a shag, I'll give you an example.

 

This is a selection of posts from me and various nobheads on there, I'm sure you can guess which is mine and which is their's. It's just fuckin boring. No disrespect to younguns today but you're right boring cunts, when I was 17/18 the crack was better, and the people born 10-15 years before me are even better. One cunt in particular PDSA, has the pre-virginity losing angst more than most.

 

Why do you say that? Fuck Celtic. TGFITW? 4000 at league games in 1984. They're both wanks.

 

My view on jocks from that city and it's surrounds is this. They're all fat buckfast dribbling nobheads, who are due heart attacks at 44.

 

Fuck off you wretched little pervert. Get stabbed in the face you sick cunt. Die horribly.

 

Golf is for fat cunts, boring cunts, and divorced cunts.

 

He's really pushing his luck with the sick sexual stuff. No need for it.

 

Leave it out you little prick, if a ticket was all you came on here for you wouldn't be getting all this grief now.

 

Put it away Stevie, have some fucking dignity.

 

Fuck Andy, jock bastard. Cheering like fuck when Portugal put us out in 2006, ugly hun bastard.

 

Fuck Wimbledon in fact, I hope there's a landslide on Henman Hill and loads of posh cunts eating Strawberries end up in hospital. "COME ON TIM" then some cunt will vary it "ITS YOUR YEAR TIM" aye right. Why did no cunt ever say what the working class majority demanded "FUCK OFF TIM YOU POSH OXFORD SOLICITORS SON CUNT!" I'm pleased he's retired. How much were your tickets worth face value?

 

Great comeback. From the "I know you are but what am I" variety. Sharp stuff, I'm going to have to watch myself with you around.
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One cunt in particular PDSA, has the pre-virginity losing angst more than most.

:D The internet would be a cold, quiet and infinitely more interesting place without it!

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Fuckin hell what a set of wanks. I thought Newcastle Online was bad, I registered tonight asking for a ticket, as I was tipped off and get told to fuck off. I was diplomatic in every post too. Then some cunt called PHDC launches a tirade against me, trying to be funny in every post and ended up looking like a cunt, and worst of all a large amount of them are fuckin mackems.

 

Toontastic gets a lot of knockers, but give me an Alex, a fuckin peasepud, even a J69 over those cunts any day. It seems like it's mainly kids, unless I'm just getting old.

 

 

:D

 

You couldn't be more wrong

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I used to think that this board was clannish. Like a friends board, but it's got much better, and most boards are like that, people thinking "who's this new cunt?".

 

TT seems to have attracted some really good new posters lately as well like Barton7 and Interracial Toon Fan. I'm in a right arselicking mood tonight.

 

If that me then thanks. I'm touched. If not I've just embarrassed myself.

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Stevie, don't take it to heart lad, just ignore the abuse which isn't "real" in any case, just some peoples idea of initiating new members by trying to get a rise out of them.

 

as regards kids on their, there aren't many to be truthful.

 

And i'm assuming Legend of the Pie is the mackem you think is the best kid on their? Beware, he's just lulling you into a false sense of security, he's as bitter as Theakstons Best man!

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Stevie, don't take it to heart lad, just ignore the abuse which isn't "real" in any case, just some peoples idea of initiating new members by trying to get a rise out of them.

 

as regards kids on their, there aren't many to be truthful.

 

And i'm assuming Legend of the Pie is the mackem you think is the best kid on their? Beware, he's just lulling you into a false sense of security, he's as bitter as Theakstons Best man!

 

Aye and all in a half-pint glass :D

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Stevie, don't take it to heart lad, just ignore the abuse which isn't "real" in any case, just some peoples idea of initiating new members by trying to get a rise out of them.

 

as regards kids on their, there aren't many to be truthful.

 

And i'm assuming Legend of the Pie is the mackem you think is the best kid on their? Beware, he's just lulling you into a false sense of security, he's as bitter as Theakstons Best man!

I don't take the internet seriously ujpest, and can give as good as I get.

 

They all seem to hate Leazes Mag.

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Stevie, don't take it to heart lad, just ignore the abuse which isn't "real" in any case, just some peoples idea of initiating new members by trying to get a rise out of them.

 

as regards kids on their, there aren't many to be truthful.

 

And i'm assuming Legend of the Pie is the mackem you think is the best kid on their? Beware, he's just lulling you into a false sense of security, he's as bitter as Theakstons Best man!

I don't take the internet seriously ujpest, and can give as good as I get.

 

They all seem to hate Leazes Mag.

Just a couple of people who he's had spats with i think.

 

A few on the other hand have actually met him and think he's sound.

 

I think his support for FFS is a bit misguided, but can see where he's coming from in that he was better than some we'd had in the past.

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Stevie, don't take it to heart lad, just ignore the abuse which isn't "real" in any case, just some peoples idea of initiating new members by trying to get a rise out of them.

 

as regards kids on their, there aren't many to be truthful.

 

And i'm assuming Legend of the Pie is the mackem you think is the best kid on their? Beware, he's just lulling you into a false sense of security, he's as bitter as Theakstons Best man!

I don't take the internet seriously ujpest, and can give as good as I get.

 

They all seem to hate Leazes Mag.

Just a couple of people who he's had spats with i think.

 

A few on the other hand have actually met him and think he's sound.

 

I think his support for FFS is a bit misguided, but can see where he's coming from in that he was better than some we'd had in the past.

Aye agree that he was much better than Westwood, Seymour and McKeag, but just cos he as chairman was a lighter shade of shite, didn't stop him from being shite overall.

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Stevie, don't take it to heart lad, just ignore the abuse which isn't "real" in any case, just some peoples idea of initiating new members by trying to get a rise out of them.

 

as regards kids on their, there aren't many to be truthful.

 

And i'm assuming Legend of the Pie is the mackem you think is the best kid on their? Beware, he's just lulling you into a false sense of security, he's as bitter as Theakstons Best man!

I don't take the internet seriously ujpest, and can give as good as I get.

 

They all seem to hate Leazes Mag.

Just a couple of people who he's had spats with i think.

 

A few on the other hand have actually met him and think he's sound.

 

I think his support for FFS is a bit misguided, but can see where he's coming from in that he was better than some we'd had in the past.

Aye agree that he was much better than Westwood, Seymour and McKeag, but just cos he as chairman was a lighter shade of shite, didn't stop him from being shite overall.

He also took over the club when it was much healthier than it had been for decades.

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