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What would you like to be doing when you die?


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Cumming in my 16 year old girlfriends mouth after anal sex on my 120th birthday.

 

 

At a 120 years of age I would imagine the nursing staff will be having both anal and oral sex with you at will and there'll be fuck all you can do about it, old man.

 

You can let us know if that happens next year then.

 

I'm not a care assistant.

 

Did you not qualify for the job then?

 

 

No, my finger went through the paper when I was wiping an old blokes arse in the compatibility test, they said i wouldn't be suitable, to rough. Fucking gutted I was.

 

Not as gutted as the old boy who's arse you were wiping!

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