Jimbo 133 Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 This morning I'd had the galloping shits for the past 24hrs, I've taken 4 Diocalm tablets and since then my guts feel like concrete, I think my next turd (if I ever produce one again) will be the size of a Pringles tube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 wish i never opened this topic while eating a fried egg sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6287 Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 Jimbo you're an absolute bastard... I've got the camera a week Friday - needless to say, I'm shitting it (terrible pun like) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted May 11, 2008 Author Share Posted May 11, 2008 Jimbo you're an absolute bastard... I've got the camera a week Friday - needless to say, I'm shitting it (terrible pun like) I do sympathise of course, but after nature takes its course with me I think you could fit a camera crew and sound man up my derriere. Despite the current discomfort the tablets worked wonders today, I had to spend 8 hours on a coach to Wembley with no toilet, I daren't so much as fart mind you, but it was a marked improvement on the rusty water I had be producing, in seeming never ending quantities before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6287 Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 I dread to think what you're posting next..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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