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Anyone got a regular fuck buddy, no strings attached sex, no ties, no relationship, no need to really care about feelings etc?

 

This lass I've been getting into is dirtier than a toilet brush in Wacky's bathroom!

 

Check this text I just got:

 

So wet, want to cuome over now, porn already playing on the tv, camcorder set up in the corner, come in and strip to my underwear, beg you to let me taste your cock, taking it deep in my throat, hold my head and push it in deeper til i gag, pull my panties aside and force your fingers in me, adding another and another, make me moan as i suck harder and faster, til your whole fist is in me fucking me hard, feel me shake on your hand covering it in hot wet cum. Then pour baby oil all over my arse, slowly push against the tip of my hole feeling it slowly go in, slowly at first then faster and faster then thrust so hard you make me scream, ruining me for all other men!

 

I need a lie down.

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I've had a few but it never lasts, one person eventually reads more into than the other so it all ends in tears.

 

Hope the batteries don't run out in your latest smoothy, we'd hate to hear your cocktail frankfurt got stuck in the the fleshlight mid fantasy :icon_lol:

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I've had a few but it never lasts, one person eventually reads more into than the other so it all ends in tears.

 

This.

 

It would take me about four hours to write that text in the original post, that woman must have nimble fingers. :icon_lol:

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I've had a few but it never lasts, one person eventually reads more into than the other so it all ends in tears.

 

This.

 

It would take me about four hours to write that text in the original post, that woman must have nimble fingers. :icon_lol:

 

It's actually longer than that, i plucked the best bits, went to forward it Wacky but it takes up 6 messages!

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Anyone got a regular fuck buddy, no strings attached sex, no ties, no relationship, no need to really care about feelings etc?

 

This lass I've been getting into is dirtier than a toilet brush in Wacky's bathroom!

 

Check this text I just got:

 

So wet, want to cuome over now, porn already playing on the tv, camcorder set up in the corner, come in and strip to my underwear, beg you to let me taste your cock, taking it deep in my throat, hold my head and push it in deeper til i gag, pull my panties aside and force your fingers in me, adding another and another, make me moan as i suck harder and faster, til your whole fist is in me fucking me hard, feel me shake on your hand covering it in hot wet cum. Then pour baby oil all over my arse, slowly push against the tip of my hole feeling it slowly go in, slowly at first then faster and faster then thrust so hard you make me scream, ruining me for all other men!

 

I need a lie down.

 

So why exactly are you on an internet message board telling us this and not over there creating evidence for us?

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Anyone got a regular fuck buddy, no strings attached sex, no ties, no relationship, no need to really care about feelings etc?

 

This lass I've been getting into is dirtier than a toilet brush in Wacky's bathroom!

 

Check this text I just got:

 

So wet, want to cuome over now, porn already playing on the tv, camcorder set up in the corner, come in and strip to my underwear, beg you to let me taste your cock, taking it deep in my throat, hold my head and push it in deeper til i gag, pull my panties aside and force your fingers in me, adding another and another, make me moan as i suck harder and faster, til your whole fist is in me fucking me hard, feel me shake on your hand covering it in hot wet cum. Then pour baby oil all over my arse, slowly push against the tip of my hole feeling it slowly go in, slowly at first then faster and faster then thrust so hard you make me scream, ruining me for all other men!

 

I need a lie down.

 

So why exactly are you on an internet message board telling us this and not over there creating evidence for us?

 

Rome wasn't built in a day my son, plus this is hooked up to my tv for the required porn, if only i was more clued up IT wise i could give y'all a live feed via my webcam a la American Pie.

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Anyone got a regular fuck buddy, no strings attached sex, no ties, no relationship, no need to really care about feelings etc?

 

This lass I've been getting into is dirtier than a toilet brush in Wacky's bathroom!

 

Check this text I just got:

 

So wet, want to cuome over now, porn already playing on the tv, camcorder set up in the corner, come in and strip to my underwear, beg you to let me taste your cock, taking it deep in my throat, hold my head and push it in deeper til i gag, pull my panties aside and force your fingers in me, adding another and another, make me moan as i suck harder and faster, til your whole fist is in me fucking me hard, feel me shake on your hand covering it in hot wet cum. Then pour baby oil all over my arse, slowly push against the tip of my hole feeling it slowly go in, slowly at first then faster and faster then thrust so hard you make me scream, ruining me for all other men!

 

I need a lie down.

 

So why exactly are you on an internet message board telling us this and not over there creating evidence for us?

 

Rome wasn't built in a day my son, plus this is hooked up to my tv for the required porn, if only i was more clued up IT wise i could give y'all a live feed via my webcam a la American Pie.

 

 

So you'd last about 10 seconds before you exploded?

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I have/had some that have lasted for years with no problems at all.

 

Lefty and righty? :icon_lol:

 

Still saving up for the operation that gets mouthy involved.

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I have/had some that have lasted for years with no problems at all.

 

Lefty and righty? :icon_lol:

 

Still saving up for the operation that gets mouthy involved.

 

Just buy some lipstick and draw around the inside of your thumb and pointer finger.

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I have/had some that have lasted for years with no problems at all.

 

Lefty and righty? :icon_lol:

 

Still saving up for the operation that gets mouthy involved.

 

Just buy some lipstick and draw around the inside of your thumb and pointer finger.

 

 

We have an expert here. Any more tips going for free? :crylaughin:

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