sammynb 2929 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I have/had some that have lasted for years with no problems at all. Lefty and righty? Still saving up for the operation that gets mouthy involved. Just buy some lipstick and draw around the inside of your thumb and pointer finger. We have an expert here. Any more tips going for free? You could borrow SO's fleshlight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I have/had some that have lasted for years with no problems at all. Lefty and righty? Still saving up for the operation that gets mouthy involved. Just buy some lipstick and draw around the inside of your thumb and pointer finger. We have an expert here. Any more tips going for free? You could borrow SO's fleshlight Make sure to rinse it under the tap first, could be a bit 'wiffy'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I have/had some that have lasted for years with no problems at all. Lefty and righty? Still saving up for the operation that gets mouthy involved. Just buy some lipstick and draw around the inside of your thumb and pointer finger. We have an expert here. Any more tips going for free? You could borrow SO's fleshlight Make sure to rinse it under the tap first, could be a bit 'wiffy'. Laz, it might be the only time john gets to exchange body fluids with another person, you wouldn't want to take that away from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I take offence to that. It's Jon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I take offence to that. It's Jon. As in short for Jonathon or your parents couldn't spell? I've got a good friend whose mother is all but illiterate, she's a scouse migrant, and when he was born she didn't know how to spell Darren, so he spent his school life constantly having his name crossed out and respelt until one day his mother stormed into the school principal's office and produced his birth certificate with her spelling, Daren. Did your mum have to do that for you Jon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Its Jonathan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2222 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 just This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 just This. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey 0 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 just This. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14031 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 You not got a photo of Meenzer you couldve used? I'm sure he has plenty. Oh, wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 I had a fuck buddy for a while, to be honest I found the experience disappointing. I was in a fairly serious relationshop at the time, so perhaps I was getting the guilts... Without wanting to sound too in touch with my feminine side, the best sex is that with the one you love, or hookers. (that last bit is untrue was added in the hope that I redeem myself in the man stakes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 28, 2008 Author Share Posted May 28, 2008 I think what this thread needs is some gash/anal/dildo photos, anyone object? I'll give it a couple of hours to see what the response is before posting!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Anyone got a regular fuck buddy, no strings attached sex, no ties, no relationship, no need to really care about feelings etc? This lass I've been getting into is dirtier than a toilet brush in Wacky's bathroom! Check this text I just got: So wet, want to cuome over now, porn already playing on the tv, camcorder set up in the corner, come in and strip to my underwear, beg you to let me taste your cock, taking it deep in my throat, hold my head and push it in deeper til i gag, pull my panties aside and force your fingers in me, adding another and another, make me moan as i suck harder and faster, til your whole fist is in me fucking me hard, feel me shake on your hand covering it in hot wet cum. Then pour baby oil all over my arse, slowly push against the tip of my hole feeling it slowly go in, slowly at first then faster and faster then thrust so hard you make me scream, ruining me for all other men! I need a lie down. Sounds familiar. She's not from Stanley is she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 I think what this thread needs is some gash/anal/dildo photos, anyone object? I'll give it a couple of hours to see what the response is before posting!! Go for it marra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 28, 2008 Author Share Posted May 28, 2008 I think what this thread needs is some gash/anal/dildo photos, anyone object? I'll give it a couple of hours to see what the response is before posting!! Go for it marra. Reet well seeing as the response is 100% positive I'll get them up in a jiffy just finish me tea first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Fucking Hell SMO, you must have had a massive tea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Fucking Hell SMO, you must have had a massive tea! Well, first he has to make the tea for him and his missus. Then he has to do the dishes. Then he has to tidy up the house. Then he's go the ironing to do. Then he has to do his missus' hair for tomorrow. And to confound the issue still further, the posting of anything depends if his lass lets him on the computer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 28, 2008 Author Share Posted May 28, 2008 Don't need to worry about wor lass anymore my friend!! And plus I've been entertaining myself all night checking how many times Lazarus has ben in viewing it to see if he's missed the snaps. Coming any minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Don't need to worry about wor lass anymore my friend!! And plus I've been entertaining myself all night checking how many times Lazarus has ben in viewing it to see if he's missed the snaps. Coming any minute. Finally binned you eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 28, 2008 Author Share Posted May 28, 2008 Don't need to worry about wor lass anymore my friend!! And plus I've been entertaining myself all night checking how many times Lazarus has ben in viewing it to see if he's missed the snaps. Coming any minute. Finally binned you eh? Not quite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 The poor lamb looks sore in the 2nd pic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 28, 2008 Author Share Posted May 28, 2008 The poor lamb looks sore in the 2nd pic. Might be cos she's got a 12 inch dildo rammed up her arsehole!! Just spotted the wedding ring in the first picture!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Am I the only one not seeing any of these pictures like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted May 28, 2008 Author Share Posted May 28, 2008 Am I the only one not seeing any of these pictures like? They've been removed by the look of it! Was thinking about leaving them on for a couple of hours then taking them off but admin seem to have acted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Am I the only one not seeing any of these pictures like? No, because I just deleted the post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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