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The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local town.

 

 

As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye:

 

"Just Released - Wasps of the World and the sounds that they make - available now!"

 

Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.

 

"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make.

 

I'd very much like to listen to the new record you have advertised in the window."

 

"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter.

 

"If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the record on for you."

 

3 minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognised none of those."

 

"I'm very sorry Sir", says the young assistant.

 

"If you'd care to step into the booth again, I can play you another track."

 

 

5 minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head.

 

 

"I don't understand it", he says, "I am the world expert on European wasps yet I still can't recognise any of those!"

 

 

 

 

"I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant,

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"I've just realised

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I was playing you the bee side." :razz:

 

 

Look who's back yes he's back

 

*ahem*... I'll get me coat!

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That was your best yet imo, Berb

 

Love jokes like that :blink::razz::D:):icon_lol:

 

 

e.g.

 

Bloke goes into a pet shop and says to the chap behind the counter 'I'd like to buy a fly, please.' 'I'm sorry, sir,' says the fellow behind the counter 'we don't sell those.'

The bloke says 'But you've got one in the window!'

 

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol::blush:

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That was your best yet imo, Berb

 

Love jokes like that :blink::razz::D:):icon_lol:

 

 

e.g.

 

Bloke goes into a pet shop and says to the chap behind the counter 'I'd like to buy a fly, please.' 'I'm sorry, sir,' says the fellow behind the counter 'we don't sell those.'

The bloke says 'But you've got one in the window!'

 

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol::blush:

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Get off the stage!!!!

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That was your best yet imo, Berb

 

Love jokes like that :razz::D:):icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

 

e.g.

 

Bloke goes into a pet shop and says to the chap behind the counter 'I'd like to buy a fly, please.' 'I'm sorry, sir,' says the fellow behind the counter 'we don't sell those.'

The bloke says 'But you've got one in the window!'

 

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :blush::blush:

 

Snakey, first the slick hips moves on the rack of Torquey and now you're sliding in on poor old berb's territory. :blink:

You know deep down all you are doing is bugging old Bobby!

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That was your best yet imo, Berb

 

Love jokes like that :D:):icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

 

e.g.

 

Bloke goes into a pet shop and says to the chap behind the counter 'I'd like to buy a fly, please.' 'I'm sorry, sir,' says the fellow behind the counter 'we don't sell those.'

The bloke says 'But you've got one in the window!'

 

:icon_lol::blush: :blush: :blush:

 

Snakey, first the slick hips moves on the rack of Torquey and now you're sliding in on poor old berb's territory. :blink:

You know deep down all you are doing is bugging old Bobby!

 

Just sharing the joy :razz:

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That was your best yet imo, Berb

 

Love jokes like that :D:):icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

 

e.g.

 

Bloke goes into a pet shop and says to the chap behind the counter 'I'd like to buy a fly, please.' 'I'm sorry, sir,' says the fellow behind the counter 'we don't sell those.'

The bloke says 'But you've got one in the window!'

 

:icon_lol::blush: :blush: :blush:

 

Snakey, first the slick hips moves on the rack of Torquey and now you're sliding in on poor old berb's territory. :blink:

You know deep down all you are doing is bugging old Bobby!

 

Just sharing the joy :razz:

 

I've started a cult (n)

 

:blush:

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That was your best yet imo, Berb

 

Love jokes like that :):icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

 

e.g.

 

Bloke goes into a pet shop and says to the chap behind the counter 'I'd like to buy a fly, please.' 'I'm sorry, sir,' says the fellow behind the counter 'we don't sell those.'

The bloke says 'But you've got one in the window!'

 

:blush: :blush: :blush::blush:

 

Snakey, first the slick hips moves on the rack of Torquey and now you're sliding in on poor old berb's territory. :razz:

You know deep down all you are doing is bugging old Bobby!

 

Just sharing the joy :D

 

I've started a cult (n)

 

:blush:

 

You're more a genre than a cult berb :blink:

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