Meenzer 14031 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 And I WikiQuote: The contestants are Woggle, an anarchist; Kelly, a beautiful but dim shop assistant; Jason ("Jazz"), who aspires to become a TV comedian; Garry ("Gazzer"), a stereotypical lager lout; Moon, an exhibitionistic circus performer and topless model; Sally, a bodybuilding lesbian with a dark past; Hamish, an uninteresting doctor; Layla, a hippyish snob; Dervla, a quietly conniving Irish woman; and David, a vain actor. Inspired writing or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 And I WikiQuote: The contestants are Woggle, an anarchist; Kelly, a beautiful but dim shop assistant; Jason ("Jazz"), who aspires to become a TV comedian; Garry ("Gazzer"), a stereotypical lager lout; Moon, an exhibitionistic circus performer and topless model; Sally, a bodybuilding lesbian with a dark past; Hamish, an uninteresting doctor; Layla, a hippyish snob; Dervla, a quietly conniving Irish woman; and David, a vain actor. Inspired writing or what? Cheers Meenz....that's the fella...the book was not too bad actually , easy reading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 30, 2008 Author Share Posted June 30, 2008 (edited) That was hilarious. Mario does a heartfelt speech about how everyone's learned not to complain about shitty little things and count their blessings, then quick as a flash Bex whinges that the glasses hurt. Stupid bint. Edited June 30, 2008 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 That was hilarious. Mario does a heartfelt speech about how everyone's learned not to complain about shitty little things and count their blessings, then quick as a flash Bex whinges that the glasses hurt. Stupid bint. She's a fucking oaf isn't she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Any word on nominations? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 30, 2008 Author Share Posted June 30, 2008 That was hilarious. Mario does a heartfelt speech about how everyone's learned not to complain about shitty little things and count their blessings, then quick as a flash Bex whinges that the glasses hurt. Stupid bint. She's a fucking oaf isn't she? After the earlier fireball between Mohamed and Rebecca, things seemed to have simmered down a bit. And then Mohamed went to the Bedroom. "Awwww," he sighed, "ooooh, ho ho ho." At first, it wasn't quite clear what was going on, but then as Mohamed held his birthday belt up, all became clear. "Aww, Rexie," laughed Mohamed as he walked into the Living Area, "check my belt out - it's been ripped." "Who ripped it?" asked Rex. "Who the hell do you think ripped it?" replied Mohamed. "That is low. I got hit below the belt." "That is so mean," sighed Darnell. So Mohamed headed out to the Garden to see if he could find out what happened. "I cut it up 'cause I can't stand ya," said Rebecca told him matter of factly when he held the belt in front of her. "I know you can't stand me, but... ...why thank you," replied Mohamed with half a smile. "I think you're the most vilest person I ever met in my life," added Rebecca with a snarl. "Do you know what that word means? "What, vile?" she snapped, "yes - you. You absolutely disgust me." You fuckin whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 That was hilarious. Mario does a heartfelt speech about how everyone's learned not to complain about shitty little things and count their blessings, then quick as a flash Bex whinges that the glasses hurt. Stupid bint. She's a fucking oaf isn't she? After the earlier fireball between Mohamed and Rebecca, things seemed to have simmered down a bit. And then Mohamed went to the Bedroom. "Awwww," he sighed, "ooooh, ho ho ho." At first, it wasn't quite clear what was going on, but then as Mohamed held his birthday belt up, all became clear. "Aww, Rexie," laughed Mohamed as he walked into the Living Area, "check my belt out - it's been ripped." "Who ripped it?" asked Rex. "Who the hell do you think ripped it?" replied Mohamed. "That is low. I got hit below the belt." "That is so mean," sighed Darnell. So Mohamed headed out to the Garden to see if he could find out what happened. "I cut it up 'cause I can't stand ya," said Rebecca told him matter of factly when he held the belt in front of her. "I know you can't stand me, but... ...why thank you," replied Mohamed with half a smile. "I think you're the most vilest person I ever met in my life," added Rebecca with a snarl. "Do you know what that word means? "What, vile?" she snapped, "yes - you. You absolutely disgust me." You fuckin whore. Are people allowed to stand near the bit where they evicted with chainsaws? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2223 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 That was hilarious. Mario does a heartfelt speech about how everyone's learned not to complain about shitty little things and count their blessings, then quick as a flash Bex whinges that the glasses hurt. Stupid bint. She's a fucking oaf isn't she? After the earlier fireball between Mohamed and Rebecca, things seemed to have simmered down a bit. And then Mohamed went to the Bedroom. "Awwww," he sighed, "ooooh, ho ho ho." At first, it wasn't quite clear what was going on, but then as Mohamed held his birthday belt up, all became clear. "Aww, Rexie," laughed Mohamed as he walked into the Living Area, "check my belt out - it's been ripped." "Who ripped it?" asked Rex. "Who the hell do you think ripped it?" replied Mohamed. "That is low. I got hit below the belt." "That is so mean," sighed Darnell. So Mohamed headed out to the Garden to see if he could find out what happened. "I cut it up 'cause I can't stand ya," said Rebecca told him matter of factly when he held the belt in front of her. "I know you can't stand me, but... ...why thank you," replied Mohamed with half a smile. "I think you're the most vilest person I ever met in my life," added Rebecca with a snarl. "Do you know what that word means? "What, vile?" she snapped, "yes - you. You absolutely disgust me." You fuckin whore. ...and to think, she started off in the house as such a timid "little" thing. Either Bex, Jen or Dunno Dale up for eviction this week will do me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 1, 2008 Author Share Posted July 1, 2008 That was hilarious. Mario does a heartfelt speech about how everyone's learned not to complain about shitty little things and count their blessings, then quick as a flash Bex whinges that the glasses hurt. Stupid bint. She's a fucking oaf isn't she? After the earlier fireball between Mohamed and Rebecca, things seemed to have simmered down a bit. And then Mohamed went to the Bedroom. "Awwww," he sighed, "ooooh, ho ho ho." At first, it wasn't quite clear what was going on, but then as Mohamed held his birthday belt up, all became clear. "Aww, Rexie," laughed Mohamed as he walked into the Living Area, "check my belt out - it's been ripped." "Who ripped it?" asked Rex. "Who the hell do you think ripped it?" replied Mohamed. "That is low. I got hit below the belt." "That is so mean," sighed Darnell. So Mohamed headed out to the Garden to see if he could find out what happened. "I cut it up 'cause I can't stand ya," said Rebecca told him matter of factly when he held the belt in front of her. "I know you can't stand me, but... ...why thank you," replied Mohamed with half a smile. "I think you're the most vilest person I ever met in my life," added Rebecca with a snarl. "Do you know what that word means? "What, vile?" she snapped, "yes - you. You absolutely disgust me." You fuckin whore. ...and to think, she started off in the house as such a timid "little" thing. Either Bex, Jen or Dunno Dale up for eviction this week will do me. Jen and Rex. Bye bye Jen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 That was hilarious. Mario does a heartfelt speech about how everyone's learned not to complain about shitty little things and count their blessings, then quick as a flash Bex whinges that the glasses hurt. Stupid bint. She's a fucking oaf isn't she? After the earlier fireball between Mohamed and Rebecca, things seemed to have simmered down a bit. And then Mohamed went to the Bedroom. "Awwww," he sighed, "ooooh, ho ho ho." At first, it wasn't quite clear what was going on, but then as Mohamed held his birthday belt up, all became clear. "Aww, Rexie," laughed Mohamed as he walked into the Living Area, "check my belt out - it's been ripped." "Who ripped it?" asked Rex. "Who the hell do you think ripped it?" replied Mohamed. "That is low. I got hit below the belt." "That is so mean," sighed Darnell. So Mohamed headed out to the Garden to see if he could find out what happened. "I cut it up 'cause I can't stand ya," said Rebecca told him matter of factly when he held the belt in front of her. "I know you can't stand me, but... ...why thank you," replied Mohamed with half a smile. "I think you're the most vilest person I ever met in my life," added Rebecca with a snarl. "Do you know what that word means? "What, vile?" she snapped, "yes - you. You absolutely disgust me." You fuckin whore. ...and to think, she started off in the house as such a timid "little" thing. Either Bex, Jen or Dunno Dale up for eviction this week will do me. Jen and Rex. Bye bye Jen. Jen out would be utter quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Jen and Rex. Yep. Rex and Jennifer face eviction Jennifer and Rex have been nominated for eviction this week. Big Brother gathered the housemates in the living area this evening to announce the results of yesterday's nominations. Rex's name was read out first and he smiled and shouted: "Yes!" before apologising for his outburst. It was then announced that Jennifer will also face the public vote. Stuart let out a low whistle but Jennifer remained straight-faced. Stuart then urged the rest of the group to be quiet in case Big Brother announced a third name. When none was read out, the group began to disperse. Both Jennifer and Rex were involved in the row that saw Dennis removed from the house. It is the first time either has faced the public vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Dale wearing a scarf on the hottest day of the year ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 1, 2008 Author Share Posted July 1, 2008 Odds Jen 1.09 Rex 11 Says it all. The last of the blart on the way out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Odds Jen 1.09 Rex 11 Says it all. The last of the blart on the way out. Evil blart mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Another gem from her. Something along the lines of "Mohammed made a comment about my weight, the fat pig". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow Mag 0 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Anyone else think Lisa has the voice of a fairground bingo-caller? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 She looks like someone, can't think who though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 3, 2008 Author Share Posted July 3, 2008 She looks like someone, can't think who though. ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 She looks like someone, can't think who though. Tamzin Outhwaite with dark hair? Or Happyface? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 She looks like someone, can't think who though. A post-op transexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Jen's been evicted and 3 new female housemates going in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 First housemate is Sara, 27, personal assistant looks like angelina jolie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 2nd housemate Maysoo, 28, model Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magma 0 Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 (edited) 3rd housemate Belinda, 41, theatre director Edited July 4, 2008 by Magma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 F u c k i n g h e l l Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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