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What's happening in your life that is of any interest I ask so tell me someone, what the fuck is happening? Something interesting please. Keep it to about your life.

Someone prove to me that they are not boring as f*ck. That they like a fcuking joke about battering their wife or lacing their fatha or knocking up their sister(s) or catching their gran sucking grandad off and him cuming in his gob or getting caught wanking themselves of like some wild baboon over a gay porn flick or flegging in the ma-in-law's gravy when the fat cunt comes round for dinner just bucking the ugly sister-in-law whilst the missus is in hospital getting her arse stiched up from that over-indulgent session where you insisted that fisting her back eye was entirely normal.

There must be someone one this forum who is a fucking daft cunt that entertains? Show yourself. There must be some humans left on this forum.

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I once pissed on wor lass whilst she was sitting in the bath because she had the audacity to question me, any good to you?

Was it any good to her though? :lol:

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Just had the dogs out.

 

But there was another couple of dogs further down the path so I couldn't take them as far as I wanted too.

 

It was sunny.

 

My shoes are old. I need new ones.

 

My hair is wet.

 

I need to get fit.

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I once pissed on wor lass whilst she was sitting in the bath because she had the audacity to question me, any good to you?

Was it any good to her though? :blush:

 

No she fucking flipped

 

Obviously wanted you to shit on her instead... dirty bitch :lol:

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What's happening in your life that is of any interest I ask so tell me someone, what the fuck is happening? Something interesting please. Keep it to about your life.

Someone prove to me that they are not boring as f*ck. That they like a fcuking joke about battering their wife or lacing their fatha or knocking up their sister(s) or catching their gran sucking grandad off and him cuming in his gob or getting caught wanking themselves of like some wild baboon over a gay porn flick or flegging in the ma-in-law's gravy when the fat cunt comes round for dinner just bucking the ugly sister-in-law whilst the missus is in hospital getting her arse stiched up from that over-indulgent session where you insisted that fisting her back eye was entirely normal.

There must be someone one this forum who is a fucking daft cunt that entertains? Show yourself. There must be some humans left on this forum.

 

So why don't you tell us something interesting about your life? Something that isn't complete fiction.

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What's happening in your life that is of any interest I ask so tell me someone, what the fuck is happening? Something interesting please. Keep it to about your life.

Someone prove to me that they are not boring as f*ck. That they like a fcuking joke about battering their wife or lacing their fatha or knocking up their sister(s) or catching their gran sucking grandad off and him cuming in his gob or getting caught wanking themselves of like some wild baboon over a gay porn flick or flegging in the ma-in-law's gravy when the fat cunt comes round for dinner just bucking the ugly sister-in-law whilst the missus is in hospital getting her arse stiched up from that over-indulgent session where you insisted that fisting her back eye was entirely normal.

There must be someone one this forum who is a fucking daft cunt that entertains? Show yourself. There must be some humans left on this forum.

 

So why don't you tell us something interesting about your life? Something that isn't complete fiction.

 

or tell us something we don't know about bobby

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My latest fuck buddy has just left after an evening of sickening sex acts, such as a double fisting, feltching, washing the dog and a cum facial that would have drown most lasses in a sea of semen. Of any use to you Charley boy?

 

It's all on tape for future reference or if she ever gets famous!! :lol:

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What's happening in your life that is of any interest I ask so tell me someone, what the fuck is happening? Something interesting please. Keep it to about your life.

Someone prove to me that they are not boring as f*ck. That they like a fcuking joke about battering their wife or lacing their fatha or knocking up their sister(s) or catching their gran sucking grandad off and him cuming in his gob or getting caught wanking themselves of like some wild baboon over a gay porn flick or flegging in the ma-in-law's gravy when the fat cunt comes round for dinner just bucking the ugly sister-in-law whilst the missus is in hospital getting her arse stiched up from that over-indulgent session where you insisted that fisting her back eye was entirely normal.

There must be someone one this forum who is a fucking daft cunt that entertains? Show yourself. There must be some humans left on this forum.

 

So why don't you tell us something interesting about your life? Something that isn't complete fiction.

 

or tell us something we don't know about bobby

 

eh

 

:lol:

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What's happening in your life that is of any interest I ask so tell me someone, what the fuck is happening? Something interesting please. Keep it to about your life.

Someone prove to me that they are not boring as f*ck. That they like a fcuking joke about battering their wife or lacing their fatha or knocking up their sister(s) or catching their gran sucking grandad off and him cuming in his gob or getting caught wanking themselves of like some wild baboon over a gay porn flick or flegging in the ma-in-law's gravy when the fat cunt comes round for dinner just bucking the ugly sister-in-law whilst the missus is in hospital getting her arse stiched up from that over-indulgent session where you insisted that fisting her back eye was entirely normal.

There must be someone one this forum who is a fucking daft cunt that entertains? Show yourself. There must be some humans left on this forum.

 

I just finished a 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzle.

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My latest fuck buddy has just left after an evening of sickening sex acts, such as a double fisting, feltching, washing the dog and a cum facial that would have drown most lasses in a sea of semen. Of any use to you Charley boy?

 

It's all on tape for future reference or if she ever gets famous!! :lol:

 

And no 'tea bagging'?

 

Amateur.

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I just discovered I caused the blackout in our house last night by mysteriously filling a 4gang socket with water. no water anywhere else, it wasn't piss.

 

wtf?

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Sometimes I go down to the harbour on a still day, smoke a joint and find myself crying at the beauty of it all. :lol:

Crazy.

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