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Q: Why do so many housewives love newcastle?

A: Cos they stay on top for ages and then come second.

 

You can tell a lot from a WUMs posts you know.

 

For instance the fact you told that joke means that you probably live outside the area but not too far maybe Yorkshire way. Im guessing Leeds or Halifax sort of thing. From the tone of your posts Id guess you're probably gay maybe so much so that you enjoy a spot of Show jumping or other equestrian sports.

 

Am I right? :huh:

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Gutted. Absolutely gutted. I'd managed to convince myself that we would come out of this stronger. We're turning into Hearts.

 

3 year ticket? Ive been well and truely fucked over. Mugged. Well, you make your own bed, I hope Ashley knows what he's let himself in for.

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/sigh :huh::razz::D

 

I haven't felt like this since i split up with my gf years ago

Aye, well not 3 years ago.

 

Honestly havent felt this bad for a long long time.

 

This club is in a very very poor situation. Won't get a good manger, board loathed, poor attendences, won't attract players, wholesale player revolt. Am really worried for the future. But right now I'm not thinking about that. <_<

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Yet again at the end of a transfer window we're in the shit. When the fuck will this fucking club learn. Who in christs name worth his salt would take this job with Wise and his cohorts making the decisions.

 

I hope I'm wrong but i think this time we've fucked it up badly.

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Given will go as well as Owen imo. Milner was the lucky one.

 

I tell you what, I almost hope that fat cunt tries to appoint Dennis Wise. He'll resign by half time of the Hull game the atmosphere will be so fucking poisonous at the ground.

 

The gutless wanker will either try to get Shearer in, or he'll sell up imo. If I was that Indian fella I'd be coming in with a cut price offer round about now, and then I'd be straight on the phone to Keegan telling him he's manager and his first assigned job is to shit in Derek Llambias' top drawer, then sack him and Wise.

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I am aqngry at everyone for this. Especially Keegan. Could he not just learn to live with the new system which I am sorry but seemed to be working other than denting Keegans vanity. Or could Ashley not just re worj his fucking boardroom fo rthe well being of the club.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited due to sounding gay.

Edited by Kevin Carr's Gloves

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Given will go as well as Owen imo. Milner was the lucky one.

 

I tell you what, I almost hope that fat cunt tries to appoint Dennis Wise. He'll resign by half time of the Hull game the atmosphere will be so fucking poisonous at the ground.

 

The gutless wanker will either try to get Shearer in, or he'll sell up imo. If I was that Indian fella I'd be coming in with a cut price offer round about now, and then I'd be straight on the phone to Keegan telling him he's manager and his first assigned job is to shit in Derek Llambias' top drawer, then sack him and Wise.

Would be a dream if that happened, but Ashley seems much to stubborn to sell - I think he'll put up with it for a good few months before he even considers selling. Hope i'm wrong though, have been about a lot of things over the last few weeks..

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Given will go as well as Owen imo. Milner was the lucky one.

 

I tell you what, I almost hope that fat cunt tries to appoint Dennis Wise. He'll resign by half time of the Hull game the atmosphere will be so fucking poisonous at the ground.

 

The gutless wanker will either try to get Shearer in, or he'll sell up imo. If I was that Indian fella I'd be coming in with a cut price offer round about now, and then I'd be straight on the phone to Keegan telling him he's manager and his first assigned job is to shit in Derek Llambias' top drawer, then sack him and Wise.

Same if he tries to fob us off with someone like Curbishley. The truth is I don't care who comes in now, my heart won't be in it till Ashley goes, I'm just gutted I'm one of the mugs who's paid for my season ticket.

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I am aqngry at everyone for this. Especially Keegan. Could he not just learn to live with the new system which I am sorry but seemed to be working other than denting Keegans vanity. Could he not stay for us or do we mean so little to him.

 

Bollocks. He stood up for his principles, and I bet he's fucking gutted tonight just like the rest of us. Could you stomach Dennis Wise telling you who you're getting as your next signing, cos I fucking couldn't.

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Id love to think that we could get another owner in and then reappoint Keegan but that is never going to happen. Keegan leaves with a 28% win record :huh:

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I hope to fuck him resigning means he hasn't signed a non disclosure agreement and will tell everyone just what the fucks happened

 

and god help which one of those cunts gives an interview/statement

 

Be a website job i reckon.

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“ If the deal is right – and that means it’s the right player who Kevin wants – then we will do that deal.

 

“Kevin himself is very particular on who he wants. To use his words, they have to have the right heart for Newcastle United. That is massively important for him – if they don’t, then he is not interested.

 

“The days of buying players at the wrong time are gone.

 

“And I don’t think the people and the structure we have now would have made the mistakes of the past.

 

“The right player at the right time is who we are after now. We want players with the heart and passion to play for Newcastle United and its supporters. Kevin doesn’t stop emphasising that.

 

YOU FAT LYING DESPICABLE WORM!

 

I'm gonna drop the twat if I see him

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Given will go as well as Owen imo. Milner was the lucky one.

 

I tell you what, I almost hope that fat cunt tries to appoint Dennis Wise. He'll resign by half time of the Hull game the atmosphere will be so fucking poisonous at the ground.

 

The gutless wanker will either try to get Shearer in, or he'll sell up imo. If I was that Indian fella I'd be coming in with a cut price offer round about now, and then I'd be straight on the phone to Keegan telling him he's manager and his first assigned job is to shit in Derek Llambias' top drawer, then sack him and Wise.

 

:huh:

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I am aqngry at everyone for this. Especially Keegan. Could he not just learn to live with the new system which I am sorry but seemed to be working other than denting Keegans vanity. Could he not stay for us or do we mean so little to him.

 

Bollocks. He stood up for his principles, and I bet he's fucking gutted tonight just like the rest of us. Could you stomach Dennis Wise telling you who you're getting as your next signing, cos I fucking couldn't.

 

And have those signings been so bad?

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“ If the deal is right – and that means it’s the right player who Kevin wants – then we will do that deal.

 

“Kevin himself is very particular on who he wants. To use his words, they have to have the right heart for Newcastle United. That is massively important for him – if they don’t, then he is not interested.

 

“The days of buying players at the wrong time are gone.

 

“And I don’t think the people and the structure we have now would have made the mistakes of the past.

 

“The right player at the right time is who we are after now. We want players with the heart and passion to play for Newcastle United and its supporters. Kevin doesn’t stop emphasising that.

 

YOU FAT LYING DESPICABLE WORM!

 

I'm gonna drop the twat if I see him

 

We should just keep quiet, pretend everything's ok......until he takes his seat at the next away game. :huh:

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I think it's safe to say - as a club and as a fanbase - we are completely totally and utterly fucked.

 

will certainly be interesting/frightening to see how much support is lost thorugh this, it could be enormous. Scary.

 

It's going to be very very scary.

 

Leazes was right. :huh:

 

I'm as sick as everyone else.

 

Had a feeling this would be the outcome but hoped not.

 

What will they do now ? Just right now does anybody care

 

KK will never manage us again. I hope Ashley fucks off and sells to that Indian bloke more than ever now.

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I think it's safe to say - as a club and as a fanbase - we are completely totally and utterly fucked.

 

will certainly be interesting/frightening to see how much support is lost thorugh this, it could be enormous. Scary.

 

It's going to be very very scary.

 

Leazes was right. :huh:

 

I'm as sick as everyone else.

 

Had a feeling this would be the outcome but hoped not.

 

What will they do now ? Just right now does anybody care

 

KK will never manage us again. I hope Ashley fucks off and sells to that Indian bloke more than ever now.

 

This Indian bloke seems to be our only hope.

 

Make him one of your curries and hopefully he will pop along and bring his landfill of £ with him.

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“ If the deal is right – and that means it’s the right player who Kevin wants – then we will do that deal.

 

“Kevin himself is very particular on who he wants. To use his words, they have to have the right heart for Newcastle United. That is massively important for him – if they don’t, then he is not interested.

 

“The days of buying players at the wrong time are gone.

 

“And I don’t think the people and the structure we have now would have made the mistakes of the past.

 

“The right player at the right time is who we are after now. We want players with the heart and passion to play for Newcastle United and its supporters. Kevin doesn’t stop emphasising that.

 

YOU FAT LYING DESPICABLE WORM!

 

I'm gonna drop the twat if I see him

 

If Ashley is really behind all this and it's not down to his appointed numpties (Labiarse sending Keegan a letter today) then I still can't understand how some be such a lying two-faced dickhead.

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Steve Wraith talks a lot of sense.

 

I very much doubt that Ashley will be allowed to stand with the supporters purely because the police wont let him

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