Brock Manson 0 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Brock & Choc. You're both talking about situations where you 'still stand a chance'. To me that sounds like trouble. Plenty of people spend their lives in relationships like that and I'm not sure I can say it's better than the alternative, maybe holding out and never finding Mrs Right. I suppose just be aware what you could be letting yourself in for. If either party takes the piss in a relationship and gets away with it then a pattern could emerge and that's not good for either of you. 43850[/snapback] Ah but I'd been with my lass for a year beforehand so it's not like we dont have history or anything. We were friends before we started going out though (well...for about 2 weeks before I told her I fancied her ) I tihnk she's jealous of this girl I know though, I wont name names but i find ti funny. Serve her right I say. Fucking bitch. Is it ironic how I hate my ex yet cant get over her? (sorry chocchip if i appear to be hijacking your thread ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 (edited) She's deciding on who she wants to be with, me or some other guy. 43717[/snapback] What a bitch! You have three roads to go down here: 1. Get shot now and do your best to get her out of your head. Speaking from personal experience I've found a decent collection of porn and a warm sheepskin mitten can help this tortureous period, if you haven't got that then a week on the drink usually helps. 2. If you know who this other bloke is get around his house sharpish with a replica automatic pistol, whip him around the head a couple of times and tell him to keep the fuck away from your bird or the next time you have to come around he'll be spending the following 6 months in hospital having his knee caps pieced back together with superglue. Remind him at this point if he sings like a canary to her about any of this business he'll get the same treatment. 3. Tell her you've accepted it's over but could you just have one last night out together for old times sake, she'll probably agree. When your out get her absolutely bladdered on spirits, if she won't have it you may need some Rophynol to pop in her drink (see Smooth Operator). Then take her back to a suitable location (your house) have the time of your life then preferably leave her face resembling a plasterers radio, get a photo on your phone (very important). Then tell her to get the fuck out your house and never come back. The following day show all your friends your little keepsake and tell them and anyone that wants to listen how much of a slag she is and you had to get shot of her because she was getting a little freaky, wanting to do weird things. This will soon filter back to your competitor and he'll want nothing to do with her, leaving the slimy cow up shit creek with the extra burden of a bad reputation to carry around with her for god knows how long. Hope this helps P.S Prepare yourself for a custodial sentence if you follow suggestions 1 & 2. Edited October 8, 2005 by Wacky Jnr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 Women: The only cure for the last one, is the next one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 Women: The only cure for the last one, is the next one. 43978[/snapback] If they're no longer interested, being a moaning, sobbing mess about it is going to push them away faster rather making them think to take them back. Just go and find another girl, although I guess the two of you do only have English girls to choose from. Poor bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 Women: The only cure for the last one, is the next one. 43978[/snapback] If they're no longer interested, being a moaning, sobbing mess about it is going to push them away faster rather making them think to take them back. Just go and find another girl, although I guess the two of you do only have English girls to choose from. Poor bastards. 43987[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 Whoever that is she looks 45. Whereas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocChip 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Author Share Posted October 10, 2005 She's deciding on who she wants to be with, me or some other guy. 43717[/snapback] What a bitch! You have three roads to go down here: 1. Get shot now and do your best to get her out of your head. Speaking from personal experience I've found a decent collection of porn and a warm sheepskin mitten can help this tortureous period, if you haven't got that then a week on the drink usually helps. 2. If you know who this other bloke is get around his house sharpish with a replica automatic pistol, whip him around the head a couple of times and tell him to keep the fuck away from your bird or the next time you have to come around he'll be spending the following 6 months in hospital having his knee caps pieced back together with superglue. Remind him at this point if he sings like a canary to her about any of this business he'll get the same treatment. 3. Tell her you've accepted it's over but could you just have one last night out together for old times sake, she'll probably agree. When your out get her absolutely bladdered on spirits, if she won't have it you may need some Rophynol to pop in her drink (see Smooth Operator). Then take her back to a suitable location (your house) have the time of your life then preferably leave her face resembling a plasterers radio, get a photo on your phone (very important). Then tell her to get the fuck out your house and never come back. The following day show all your friends your little keepsake and tell them and anyone that wants to listen how much of a slag she is and you had to get shot of her because she was getting a little freaky, wanting to do weird things. This will soon filter back to your competitor and he'll want nothing to do with her, leaving the slimy cow up shit creek with the extra burden of a bad reputation to carry around with her for god knows how long. Hope this helps P.S Prepare yourself for a custodial sentence if you follow suggestions 1 & 2. 43974[/snapback] Just like to say thanks foe the support, the above definitely helped me laugh this morning. No news yet for me though but you lot know how to make someone laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil K 0 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Just been listening to 'Come Back Baby' by Snooks Eaglin. That really is how i feel right now. Been hung to dry by a girl i reeeeeeaaaalllllyyy love, damn but it hurts. Even though i know i'm not being treated properly, i don't even have the pride left to be angry, just mournful. Even breathing is difficult! Never spent so much time looking at my feet 43717[/snapback] I think most of us go through this to varying degrees. I was devastated by a lass I'd went out with for 4 years ! I comes and goes in waves. Gets less and less over months. But to be honest, with me I was still getting the old heart being squeezed bit if anyone even MENTIONED her never mind seeing her - about 5-6 years later ! I see her on a rare occasion even now - and the effect isnt hurtful now. But she still has an effect on me even so. She's married with grown up kids but she still has the ability in dress and makeup to just drip femaleness. Lost on most girls now. Its either overkill or too butch. So, sorry mate - its going to take a while to get over her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5881 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 wacky mate i knew i could reply on you to give some decent advice on women. i still maintain if you tell her to get fucked shel pick you anyway. shes just enjoying having both of you chase her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 wacky mate i knew i could reply on you to give some decent advice on women. i still maintain if you tell her to get fucked shel pick you anyway. shes just enjoying having both of you chase her 44378[/snapback] Yes i just want you all to know I'm here for you anytime you need some good strong advice and that includes Asprilla's foreskin as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 She's deciding on who she wants to be with, me or some other guy. 43717[/snapback] 3. Tell her you've accepted it's over but could you just have one last night out together for old times sake, she'll probably agree. When your out get her absolutely bladdered on spirits, if she won't have it you may need some Rophynol to pop in her drink (see Smooth Operator). Then take her back to a suitable location (your house) have the time of your life then preferably leave her face resembling a plasterers radio, get a photo on your phone (very important). 43974[/snapback] I'm running low on supplies at the minute - had a good weekend if you know what i mean!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17576 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Jesus wept, misogynistic madness this, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 She's deciding on who she wants to be with, me or some other guy. 43717[/snapback] 3. Tell her you've accepted it's over but could you just have one last night out together for old times sake, she'll probably agree. When your out get her absolutely bladdered on spirits, if she won't have it you may need some Rophynol to pop in her drink (see Smooth Operator). Then take her back to a suitable location (your house) have the time of your life then preferably leave her face resembling a plasterers radio, get a photo on your phone (very important). 43974[/snapback] I'm running low on supplies at the minute - had a good weekend if you know what i mean!!!! 44392[/snapback] Aye, bet your hands knacking you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Just like an episode of Hollyoaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Just like an episode of Hollyoaks. 44396[/snapback] Without the fanny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Just like an episode of Hollyoaks. 44396[/snapback] Without the fanny. 44397[/snapback] I meant the Mickey Finns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 I split up with my lass a few weeks ago, went to Spain and did some good old fashioned "getting over the ex" with a few ladies. Worked a treat and now my ex is being very friendly again and has invited me round tomorrow night for a bit of "old times sake". Breaking up can be good if you know how to deal with it. As someone said, get some sympathy/break up sex while your sleeping around with other women. Its like cheating without the guilt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8866 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 I split up with my lass a few weeks ago, went to Spain and did some good old fashioned "getting over the ex" with a few ladies. Worked a treat and now my ex is being very friendly again and has invited me round tomorrow night for a bit of "old times sake". Breaking up can be good if you know how to deal with it. As someone said, get some sympathy/break up sex while your sleeping around with other women. Its like cheating without the guilt 44552[/snapback] So we get this whole "I fancy this girl from work, what should I do" malarky again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 You can't wait can you! Brightened up the board for a while...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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