TheMoog 0 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Rob them from Sports Direct. Now yer talking! Sounds a bit scouse to me that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 or stop being a pikey fucker and buy some decent ones? Pikist! Rivers of Elizabeth Duke... mark my words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sicklee Sausage Roll 0 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Buy them and wear on holiday. After you come back, rip one of the sandals apart. Go back to the shop and kick off, saying you fell over because they were faulty, and you probably should claim compensation. Get your money back (If the Police are reading, this is a joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k4t0 0 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Arent flip flops a bit dangerous for you Smooth? From what I hear your of the fair skinned nature. Buy them from Sports Soccer then sue them on health and safety grounds for the 3rd degree burns inflicted on your fair feet by the sun. That way you get the flip flops and get to stick them up Mr Ashleys twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 This months VIZ are giving away Westwood Hip Hop Flip Flops, 3 quid and you get a quality read (although its not as good as it used to be) into the bargain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16610 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Buy differnet ones from elsewhere not that old shit Watson!! or the fat cunt Ashley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 I'm all for supporting a ban on buying products from Ashley owned outlets, however i go on my jollies a week on wednesday and need a pair of flip flops desperatley. Now Sports Soccer and Sports Direct do a pair for £7.99 and the nearest priced competitior JJB do the same flip flop at £9.99. Now if i boycott Ashleys places I'll be spending an extra 2 quid which is bad enough however this £2 will be going directly into Wigan Athletics coffers as their chairman owns JJB and therefore arms them with a financial advantage. Are we therefore supposed to boycott JJB as well as Sports Soccer and Sports Direct in order for our rivals to not get the upper hand? If this is the case am I therefore bound to cancel my gym membership to JJB as the £32.50 a month plus the £2 difference in the flip flp price soon adds up??!! I am deeply confused and concerned and still without any flip flops! Wacky's offered to lend me his Jesus sandals but there's no way they are gonna fit me! Please help! Scrap the holiday and give the money to TF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 I'm all for supporting a ban on buying products from Ashley owned outlets, however i go on my jollies a week on wednesday and need a pair of flip flops desperatley. Now Sports Soccer and Sports Direct do a pair for £7.99 and the nearest priced competitior JJB do the same flip flop at £9.99. Now if i boycott Ashleys places I'll be spending an extra 2 quid which is bad enough however this £2 will be going directly into Wigan Athletics coffers as their chairman owns JJB and therefore arms them with a financial advantage. Are we therefore supposed to boycott JJB as well as Sports Soccer and Sports Direct in order for our rivals to not get the upper hand? If this is the case am I therefore bound to cancel my gym membership to JJB as the £32.50 a month plus the £2 difference in the flip flp price soon adds up??!! I am deeply confused and concerned and still without any flip flops! Wacky's offered to lend me his Jesus sandals but there's no way they are gonna fit me! Please help! Scrap the holiday and give the money to TF. I don't normally accept charity, but I'm planning on going out on Friday and spending your money is preferable to spending mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericanMag 0 Posted September 8, 2008 Share Posted September 8, 2008 Send the money for the flip flops and the shipping and I will get them for you. They have to be cheaper in the US don't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 9, 2008 Share Posted September 9, 2008 (edited) Dont buy either, they'll more than likely be plastic crap. Go to shoe-shop.com and order yourself a pair of leather flip flops in a decent make such as Fly Flot or Pavers. They will last too. Edited September 9, 2008 by Toonraider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted September 9, 2008 Author Share Posted September 9, 2008 Arent flip flops a bit dangerous for you Smooth? From what I hear your of the fair skinned nature. Buy them from Sports Soccer then sue them on health and safety grounds for the 3rd degree burns inflicted on your fair feet by the sun. That way you get the flip flops and get to stick them up Mr Ashleys twat You're getting me confused with my Ginger counterpart Wacky, I am of the dark skinned variety and will come back from Rhodes like Rule Fox no doubt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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