Ketsbaia 0 Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Louise Taylor. It's enough to make you want to give up women for life, isn't it? Seriously? Ive been wondering for days who that was in Meenzers sig! Aye, that's the bint apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14031 Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Aye, sorry about that. Normal Alf Poier service will be resumed as soon as we've got some new management in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia 0 Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 We should really follow Meenzer's lead and all put her as our avatars. If she ever drops in on this place it'll freak her fucking out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Louise Taylor. It's enough to make you want to give up women for life, isn't it? Are you sure that is Louise Taylor or Acrossthepond, they look pretty similar to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 699 Posted September 25, 2008 Author Share Posted September 25, 2008 Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Louise Taylor. It's enough to make you want to give up women for life, isn't it? Are you sure that is Louise Taylor or Acrossthepond, they look pretty similar to me. Isn't it you who talks about being 'obsessed' lad? At any rate, expect another piece - her drivel doesn't deserve the word 'article' - from the real mackem bint soon. No doubt it'll be about Terry Venables' awful record and some baby-killing in Nigeria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13834 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 We should really follow Meenzer's lead and all put her as our avatars. If she ever drops in on this place it'll freak her fucking out There has to be a way we can do that by default - as in 'turn Taylor avatars on/off' without causing a problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Louise Taylor. It's enough to make you want to give up women for life, isn't it? Are you sure that is Louise Taylor or Acrossthepond, they look pretty similar to me. Isn't it you who talks about being 'obsessed' lad? At any rate, expect another piece - her drivel doesn't deserve the word 'article' - from the real mackem bint soon. No doubt it'll be about Terry Venables' awful record and some baby-killing in Nigeria. I was just wondering how long you'd last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I don't mind people taking the piss, but to have this... As the main image on the front page of your football coverage rather than in the fun section is a disgrace. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13834 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I don't mind people taking the piss, but to have this... As the main image on the front page of your football coverage rather than in the fun section is a disgrace. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football Somebody needs to send that to Newcastle Brown ale, copyright anyone? And check the bbc home page (bbc.co.uk), we have a special section for fucks sake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I don't mind people taking the piss, but to have this... As the main image on the front page of your football coverage rather than in the fun section is a disgrace. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football It is a link to a fun gallery though tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13834 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 When we are down everyone likes to have a go because the majority know they will never get 52'000 and a lot of clubs wont have our potential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I don't mind people taking the piss, but to have this... As the main image on the front page of your football coverage rather than in the fun section is a disgrace. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football It is a link to a fun gallery though tbh. The main picture on the front of the sun has never been the start of a Hagar the Horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I don't mind people taking the piss, but to have this... As the main image on the front page of your football coverage rather than in the fun section is a disgrace. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football It is a link to a fun gallery though tbh. The main picture on the front of the sun has never been the start of a Hagar the Horrible. But the Guardian website does quite often use a picture to link to their fun "Gallery" at the top of their football section. It's not the first time and it happened with non-Newcastle pictures as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 What a fucking rotter. As Skol said a while ago she obviously is in dire need of a good fucking and judging by her pic I reckon he's on the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 (edited) I don't mind people taking the piss, but to have this... As the main image on the front page of your football coverage rather than in the fun section is a disgrace. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football It is a link to a fun gallery though tbh. The main picture on the front of the sun has never been the start of a Hagar the Horrible. But the Guardian website does quite often use a picture to link to their fun "Gallery" at the top of their football section. It's not the first time and it happened with non-Newcastle pictures as well. I'll take your word for it. It's the first time I've seen a readers photoshop work as the top sports story though. Almost as bad as basing an article on what MattM4 says. Edited September 25, 2008 by Happy Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake 0 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 What a fucking rotter. As Skol said a while ago she obviously is in dire need of a good fucking and judging by her pic I reckon he's on the money. You volunteering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I'd give her a golden shower but tahts about it. P.S Every newcastle fan needs to be made aware of what she looks like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry29 0 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Not being a fan of Newcastle it is the best show in town watching an entire city delude themselves. It is time you all opened your eyes, you have got what you deserve...nothing. You bang on ad nauseum about how you are a big club. Wake up! You are not, you are a tiny club. You haven't won anything since Adam was a Lad. The only person that anyone outside Newcastle feels sorry for is Ashley. Unlike the rest of you he at least put his money where is mouth was but the "City of Ingrates" could only mewl and puke. Pathetic! You should all feel thoroughly ashamed at your behaviour toward him you spiteful, ungrateful morons. Then, to cap it all you hail Kevin Keegan who, it is obvious to all, is intellectually and emotionally incapable of managing a top flight football club. Actually, thinking about it Newcastle is perfect for him, perhaps he will come back when you get to where you deserve to be, the Second Division. But there is still more, you want Shearer! Do you all want to be relegated to an amateur league? By the way, I suppose it is typical but your web site mis-spells. This in England so please correct it to spell English please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Not being a fan of Newcastle it is the best show in town watching an entire city delude themselves. It is time you all opened your eyes, you have got what you deserve...nothing. You bang on ad nauseum about how you are a big club. Wake up! You are not, you are a tiny club. You haven't won anything since Adam was a Lad. The only person that anyone outside Newcastle feels sorry for is Ashley. Unlike the rest of you he at least put his money where is mouth was but the "City of Ingrates" could only mewl and puke. Pathetic! You should all feel thoroughly ashamed at your behaviour toward him you spiteful, ungrateful morons. Then, to cap it all you hail Kevin Keegan who, it is obvious to all, is intellectually and emotionally incapable of managing a top flight football club. Actually, thinking about it Newcastle is perfect for him, perhaps he will come back when you get to where you deserve to be, the Second Division. But there is still more, you want Shearer! Do you all want to be relegated to an amateur league? By the way, I suppose it is typical but your web site mis-spells. This in England so please correct it to spell English please. Martin Samuel has registered at last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13834 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Not being a fan of Newcastle it is the best show in town watching an entire city delude themselves. It is time you all opened your eyes, you have got what you deserve...nothing. You bang on ad nauseum about how you are a big club. Wake up! You are not, you are a tiny club. You haven't won anything since Adam was a Lad. The only person that anyone outside Newcastle feels sorry for is Ashley. Unlike the rest of you he at least put his money where is mouth was but the "City of Ingrates" could only mewl and puke. Pathetic! You should all feel thoroughly ashamed at your behaviour toward him you spiteful, ungrateful morons. Then, to cap it all you hail Kevin Keegan who, it is obvious to all, is intellectually and emotionally incapable of managing a top flight football club. Actually, thinking about it Newcastle is perfect for him, perhaps he will come back when you get to where you deserve to be, the Second Division. But there is still more, you want Shearer! Do you all want to be relegated to an amateur league? By the way, I suppose it is typical but your web site mis-spells. This in England so please correct it to spell English please. How gutless of you. Who do you support then? Are we really deluded, is mid table football too much to ask for? You are clearly very bitter and a bit silly to boot - if we are a tiny club with our 6 FA Cups and 4 League trophies what does that make a club like Leeds? Or Chelsea? Are Chelsea a tiny club too? Do tiny clubs get 52'000 every week? Everyone picks there time to have a go but I'll stick by my club. Sad fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norbert Colon 0 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Not being a fan of Newcastle it is the best show in town watching an entire city delude themselves. It is time you all opened your eyes, you have got what you deserve...nothing. You bang on ad nauseum about how you are a big club. Wake up! You are not, you are a tiny club. You haven't won anything since Adam was a Lad. The only person that anyone outside Newcastle feels sorry for is Ashley. Unlike the rest of you he at least put his money where is mouth was but the "City of Ingrates" could only mewl and puke. Pathetic! You should all feel thoroughly ashamed at your behaviour toward him you spiteful, ungrateful morons. Then, to cap it all you hail Kevin Keegan who, it is obvious to all, is intellectually and emotionally incapable of managing a top flight football club. Actually, thinking about it Newcastle is perfect for him, perhaps he will come back when you get to where you deserve to be, the Second Division. But there is still more, you want Shearer! Do you all want to be relegated to an amateur league? By the way, I suppose it is typical but your web site mis-spells. This in England so please correct it to spell English please. Cripes cliche-tastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Not being a fan of Newcastle it is the best show in town watching an entire city delude themselves. It is time you all opened your eyes, you have got what you deserve...nothing. You bang on ad nauseum about how you are a big club. Wake up! You are not, you are a tiny club. You haven't won anything since Adam was a Lad. The only person that anyone outside Newcastle feels sorry for is Ashley. Unlike the rest of you he at least put his money where is mouth was but the "City of Ingrates" could only mewl and puke. Pathetic! You should all feel thoroughly ashamed at your behaviour toward him you spiteful, ungrateful morons. Then, to cap it all you hail Kevin Keegan who, it is obvious to all, is intellectually and emotionally incapable of managing a top flight football club. Actually, thinking about it Newcastle is perfect for him, perhaps he will come back when you get to where you deserve to be, the Second Division. But there is still more, you want Shearer! Do you all want to be relegated to an amateur league? By the way, I suppose it is typical but your web site mis-spells. This in England so please correct it to spell English please. Being one of only two Englishman ever to guide a premier league club to second place in the league I'd say Keegan is better equppied than most managers. But then I'm deluded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Sadder than a mackem, I didn't think that was possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Richard Kimble 0 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Not being a fan of Newcastle it is the best show in town watching an entire city delude themselves. It is time you all opened your eyes, you have got what you deserve...nothing. You bang on ad nauseum about how you are a big club. Wake up! You are not, you are a tiny club. You haven't won anything since Adam was a Lad. The only person that anyone outside Newcastle feels sorry for is Ashley. Unlike the rest of you he at least put his money where is mouth was but the "City of Ingrates" could only mewl and puke. Pathetic! You should all feel thoroughly ashamed at your behaviour toward him you spiteful, ungrateful morons. Then, to cap it all you hail Kevin Keegan who, it is obvious to all, is intellectually and emotionally incapable of managing a top flight football club. Actually, thinking about it Newcastle is perfect for him, perhaps he will come back when you get to where you deserve to be, the Second Division. But there is still more, you want Shearer! Do you all want to be relegated to an amateur league? By the way, I suppose it is typical but your web site mis-spells. This in England so please correct it to spell English please. And what pulls your nose into it Mastermind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Not being a fan of Newcastle it is the best show in town watching an entire city delude themselves. It is time you all opened your eyes, you have got what you deserve...nothing. You bang on ad nauseum about how you are a big club. Wake up! You are not, you are a tiny club. You haven't won anything since Adam was a Lad. The only person that anyone outside Newcastle feels sorry for is Ashley. Unlike the rest of you he at least put his money where is mouth was but the "City of Ingrates" could only mewl and puke. Pathetic! You should all feel thoroughly ashamed at your behaviour toward him you spiteful, ungrateful morons. Then, to cap it all you hail Kevin Keegan who, it is obvious to all, is intellectually and emotionally incapable of managing a top flight football club. Actually, thinking about it Newcastle is perfect for him, perhaps he will come back when you get to where you deserve to be, the Second Division. But there is still more, you want Shearer! Do you all want to be relegated to an amateur league? By the way, I suppose it is typical but your web site mis-spells. This in England so please correct it to spell English please. My oh my, how bitter are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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