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"Planning."

They shouldve been here last week.

 

Have you tried cleaning them up? I've had the same pair of disposables for going on two years now. I have to take them out for a few hours every three days or so and give them a good cleaning, but that usually does the trick.

 

Fuck me man, buy some new lenses before your eyes fall out!!!

 

Oh and Stevie, should have gone to Specsavers!

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I'm going to stick 20 quid on us and Bradford to win.

 

Hmm they threw away a 2-0 lead at the weekend Stevie!

I know, I've been reading about it, but this is the classic away team has more fans that home team, 3-1 away win scenario I reckon. 7/4 as well, Toon 2/1, Man Utd -3 v Celtic at 5/1 would be canny. 20 quid for £990 would be fantastic.

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I'm going to stick 20 quid on us and Bradford to win.

 

Hmm they threw away a 2-0 lead at the weekend Stevie!

I know, I've been reading about it, but this is the classic away team has more fans that home team, 3-1 away win scenario I reckon. 7/4 as well, Toon 2/1, Man Utd -3 v Celtic at 5/1 would be canny. 20 quid for £990 would be fantastic.

 

Good luck marra!

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Pop them in a glass of chilled vodka mate...5min they'll be as right as rain. Honest. :boogie:

 

B)

 

I was putting in a contact lense in the toilets of a bar in Leeds the other week and the dude who gives you aftershave shot a load of fucking afterahve on my contact lense on my finger, I went fucking balistic at him!

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Pop them in a glass of chilled vodka mate...5min they'll be as right as rain. Honest. ;)

 

B)

 

I was putting in a contact lense in the toilets of a bar in Leeds the other week and the dude who gives you aftershave shot a load of fucking afterahve on my contact lense on my finger, I went fucking balistic at him!

 

I hate all those loitering and jumping out on one amidst a mist of cheap aftershave.

 

a) I can't have a quick spliff

:boogie: Keep flushing to tolet if I'm trying to do a line.

c) Quick wank is totally out of the question. :razz:

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"Planning."

They shouldve been here last week.

 

Have you tried cleaning them up? I've had the same pair of disposables for going on two years now. I have to take them out for a few hours every three days or so and give them a good cleaning, but that usually does the trick.

You must be kidding? I fell alseep in my contact lenses one time and I woke up looking like Arnie in Total Recall when his eyes were bulging out his heed before the moutain spews the oxygen.

 

No seriously! I haven't had them in for two years, but I've been wearing the same pair for two years (actually bought them three years ago). I just take 'em out every few days, clean them, leave them out overnight, then pop them back in. Wife's been all over me to get new ones, but why waste the money? B)

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Today's game is about confidence - Shitty have lost three of their last four games, we've not won since weeks. I feel we have a good chance of getting at least a point tonight as it seems like Joe Kinnear has given the team some confidence and believe in their abilities. Come on!

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Pop them in a glass of chilled vodka mate...5min they'll be as right as rain. Honest. :razz:

 

B)

 

I was putting in a contact lense in the toilets of a bar in Leeds the other week and the dude who gives you aftershave shot a load of fucking afterahve on my contact lense on my finger, I went fucking balistic at him!

 

I hate all those loitering and jumping out on one amidst a mist of cheap aftershave.

 

a) I can't have a quick spliff

;) Keep flushing to tolet if I'm trying to do a line.

c) Quick wank is totally out of the question. :rolleyes:

 

:boogie: Have you ever managed the trifecta in one sitting parky!?

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Pop them in a glass of chilled vodka mate...5min they'll be as right as rain. Honest. <_<

 

;)

 

I was putting in a contact lense in the toilets of a bar in Leeds the other week and the dude who gives you aftershave shot a load of fucking afterahve on my contact lense on my finger, I went fucking balistic at him!

 

I hate all those loitering and jumping out on one amidst a mist of cheap aftershave.

 

a) I can't have a quick spliff

:rolleyes: Keep flushing to tolet if I'm trying to do a line.

c) Quick wank is totally out of the question. :angry:

 

:razz: Have you ever managed the trifecta in one sitting parky!?

 

:boogie: One lives in hope. B)

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Possible starting XIs

 

Newcastle: Given, Enrique, Taylor, Coloccini, N'Zogbia, Geremi, Butt, Guthrie, Duff, Xisco, Ameobi.

 

Man City: Hart, Ben Haim, Garrido, Dunne, Richards, Kompany, Elano, Ireland, Robinho, Wright- Phillips, Jo.

 

If the teams do end up like this, we are gonna get battered :boogie:

 

Ameobi man B)

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Manchester City will be without winger Martin Petrov for Monday's match at Newcastle United after the Bulgarian sustained knee ligament damage on international duty.

 

City will also be without defender Pablo Zabaleta at St James' Park as he begins a three-match suspension after being sent off in the defeat by Liverpool.

 

Manager Mark Hughes expects Robinho to be available for the Barclays Premier League fixture despite the Brazilian being substituted after taking a knock in his country's international against Colombia.

 

 

no tear

 

Newcastle will be without Michael Owen. The 28-year-old striker could be out for up to 10 days with a groin strain, although a scan has at least shown there is no tear.

 

Habib Beye (Achilles) and Jonas Gutierrez (fractured collarbone) could return from their injuries, while Obafemi Martins (knee) is rated at 50-50.

 

Midfielder Joey Barton will complete his six-match FA ban, while Mark Viduka (Achilles) and Alan Smith (stress fracture) remain on the long-term casualty list.

 

 

squads

 

Newcastle: Given, Harper, Beye, Edgar, Enrique, N'Zogbia, Taylor, Coloccini, Cacapa, Bassong, Tozer, Butt, Guthrie, Geremi, Duff, Jonas, Doninger, Xisco, Ameobi, Donaldson, Ranger, Danquah. Martins

 

Manchester City: Hart, Richards, Dunne, Ben Haim, Garrido, Ball, Wright-Phillips, Ireland, Kompany, Elano, Robinho, Jo, Schmeichel, Fernandes, Hamann, Evans, Sturridge, Etuhu, Glauber.

 

 

Have a good feeling about this one, they've lost 3 of their last 4 games, I think this could be another. I won't be there because my contact lenses have run out, give me card away for the night to me dad, but despite that I think we'll win 2-1, with Geremi scoring first goal. This Jo is like the Brazilian Tony Cunningham, kick Robinho he won't want to know, but the main concern for me is SWP v CNZ, that's a battle he needs to come out with well.

 

How does that happen?

Well they ran out last week, and I wear two weekly ones, but I ORDERED some more off tesco online 2 weeks ago, and the cunts aren't here. Putting old ones in is horrible as well, sore as fuck, and I'm like David Blunkett without them B) ...so I'll be two inches away from my telly tonight.

 

no excuse. you could have gone into tesco and ask for a few pairs to keep you going until the new ones arrive

Do you think if I could do that I wouldn't be at the game, when I've paid for my season ticket you illiterate spotty teenage cunt? I have Acuvue Advance, which they have to order in, I normally buy mine on line anyway.

 

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Shay Given, Habib Beye, Sebastien Bassong, Fabricio Coloccini, Steven Taylor, Nicky Butt ©, Danny Guthrie, Geremi, Damien Duff, Oba Martins, Shola Ameobi

Subs:Steve Harper, Claudio Cacapa, David Edgar, Jose Enrique, Charles N'Zogbia, Xisco, Andy Carroll</P>

 

 

Joe Hart, Micah Richards, Javier Garrido, Richard Dunne ©, Tal Ben Haim, Vincent Kompany, Stephen Ireland, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Robinho, Dietmar Hamman, Jo

Subs: Nedum Onuoha, Elano, Kasper Schmeichel, Gelson Fernandes, Ched Evans, Daniel Sturridge, Galuber Berti

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Shay Given, Habib Beye, Sebastien Bassong, Fabricio Coloccini, Steven Taylor, Nicky Butt ©, Danny Guthrie, Geremi, Damien Duff, Oba Martins, Shola Ameobi

Subs:Steve Harper, Claudio Cacapa, David Edgar, Jose Enrique, Charles N'Zogbia, Xisco, Andy Carroll</P>

 

 

Joe Hart, Micah Richards, Javier Garrido, Richard Dunne ©, Tal Ben Haim, Vincent Kompany, Stephen Ireland, Shaun Wright-Phillips, Robinho, Dietmar Hamman, Jo

Subs: Nedum Onuoha, Elano, Kasper Schmeichel, Gelson Fernandes, Ched Evans, Daniel Sturridge, Galuber Berti

Correction: Glauber Berti B)

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