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Attention everybody sources have confirmed that in January Joe Kinnear is bringing in the one an only Fresh Prince because i had a word with Uncle Phil an he said we could!!!

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Guest Alfonso Ribeiro
At least you chose something topical.

 

Well to be honest it all boils down to this!!

 

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I liked to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

 

In west Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys

Who were up to no good

Startin making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

 

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suite case and send me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

 

First class, yo this is bad

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.

Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?

Hmmmmm this might be alright.

 

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that

Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?

I don't think sow

I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

 

Well, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out

I ain't trying to get arrested

I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

 

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I can say this cab is rare

But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

 

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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No anything with Newcastle will do well is a worse topic.

 

you spoke good england

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Guest Alfonso Ribeiro

Are you chunk have always wanted to meet you!! Didint know you was a Geordie.................. hows sloth???

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Guest alex
Are you chunk have always wanted to meet you!! Didint know you was a Geordie.................. hows sloth???

B)

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Are you chunk have always wanted to meet you!! Didint know you was a Geordie.................. hows sloth???

 

Doing well, can form a more coherent sentence than you

asks for a Baby Ruth now and again, but apart from that he's grand

 

he also knows where Ireland is, and the difference between the Irish and a Geordie

Edited by Ant

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Like i said

Location: Ireland big give away

 

No doubt you don't see the outside of the very special school you attend, but i'd suggest a more detailed map at least

possibly not one you've drawn yourself in crayon

Edited by Ant

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B) This is a whole chapter in the book of wummery.

 

Indeed, least Torres wasn't a total retard,

 

makes you wonder how he typed the address in accurately

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Guest Alfonso Ribeiro

Fuck Ireland thats even worse your probably a drunk paddy fucker your more retarded than sloth an my word thats saying something. You stupid micks probably still looking for your pot of gold.

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Guest alex

Here's me thinking, "fuck me, you signed-up to post that?" when in fact it's the 2nd time you've done it B)

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haha jesus posted the same shite twice

 

worst wum ever...

DannyB all is forgiven please return

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Guest Alfonso Ribeiro

No ive come on to introduce my my dad you might know him as uncle phil. He should fit right in he is big an fat an if he took his top off an got a stupid tattoo wouldint look out of place at st james

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all joking aside have you got some sort of literacy problem?

if you haven't been diagnosed with one it might be an idea to have it checked out, seems you do have a problem.

Edited by Ant

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