Jump to content

Breaking News


Guest Alfonso Ribeiro
 Share

Recommended Posts

Guest Alfonso Ribeiro

Attention everybody sources have confirmed that in January Joe Kinnear is bringing in the one an only Fresh Prince because i had a word with Uncle Phil an he said we could!!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Alfonso Ribeiro
At least you chose something topical.

 

Well to be honest it all boils down to this!!

 

Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I liked to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

 

In west Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys

Who were up to no good

Startin making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

 

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suite case and send me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

 

First class, yo this is bad

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.

Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?

Hmmmmm this might be alright.

 

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that

Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?

I don't think sow

I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

 

Well, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out

I ain't trying to get arrested

I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

 

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I can say this cab is rare

But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

 

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Alfonso Ribeiro

Fuck Ireland thats even worse your probably a drunk paddy fucker your more retarded than sloth an my word thats saying something. You stupid micks probably still looking for your pot of gold.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Alfonso Ribeiro

No ive come on to introduce my my dad you might know him as uncle phil. He should fit right in he is big an fat an if he took his top off an got a stupid tattoo wouldint look out of place at st james

Link to comment
Share on other sites

No ive come on to introduce my my dad you might know him as uncle phil. He should fit right in he is big an fat an if he took his top off an got a stupid tattoo wouldint look out of place at st james

 

Why do you use capitals to start a sentence and yet no others? B)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

all joking aside have you got some sort of literacy problem?

if you haven't been diagnosed with one it might be an idea to have it checked out, seems you do have a problem.

 

He's got more than just a literacy problem. The poor sod should be in council care.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.