Park Life 70 Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2008/...5/david-beckham ...........When Beckham went to LA Galaxy at the same time I was cast in a big film I considered it to be more than serendipity. I imagined it to be destiny and am therefore presuming that this Milanese swan-song will be the forebear of a spate of Fellini-esque films where I frolic in fountains and puff sexily on fags - though not in public like William Gallas as it is frowned upon. Sometimes I see footballers in nightclubs, trawling the spangled, nocturnal glare for sexy gems, at least, that's what I'm doing, and I think "get to bed" - particularly if they're West Ham. So Gallas, who I've seen a couple of times, ought to knock the smoking on the bonce, or, should we go the other way and encourage footballers to smoke whilst playing? I'd like to see matches where teenagers totter down the flank with a tumbler of gin toking on a Benson's. Perhaps the Gunners should inaugurate this scheme tomorrow when they visit Upton Park - that'd make things a bit more interesting." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ewerk 26282 Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 I don't have the same burning desire to decapitate Brand as I used to. His stand up is still shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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