Cid_MCDP 0 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Well She came home last night, pissed up. She told me X (the bird who I had met) said "hello sexy". Turns out this morning that her and her hockey mates had been trying to get info out of this girl all night pretending to be me. Now, thats fucked me right off. Its got fuck all to do with her hockey mates, fuck all! Strange as it may sound, this is actually a good sign; assuming of course, you actually want to be with your current girlfriend. If she had been just been acting all pissed off about this texting business in order to get rid of you, she wouldn't take the time to coordinate her friends on an intel gathering mission. First thing you need to do if you want to get back in your girlfriend's good graces is tell your mate's friend X to FUCK OFF. Tell your mate that introduced you to X that you don't need him giving out your number either. Spread it around- tell everyone that knows X that she's a lovely girl but you're not interested because you're so into your girlfriend. Most of all though- DON'T TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND. Let the intel network find out about it- preferably from X herself. Next, you have to come to terms with the fact that if you are with any moderately attractive, fun woman that other guys are going to hit on her. It may not do a lot for your own peace of mind or whatever, but if she comes home to you at the end of the day/ night, then you're giving her something those other cunts aren't. Simple as that. Lose this "bottled up jealousy" shit. It will do neither of you any good. If at some point she gives you a reason not to trust her, cross that bridge when you get to it- unless you've had an incident that you've not mentioned, it sounds like you're just being paranoid because you have a girl that's attractive and cool. As for the no sex and all of that; you two just moved in together. If neither of you have ever lived with anyone else (I mean people besides roomates or parents), it's a pretty stressful time. You're probably short on money which is stressing her out and she's also seeing this whole other side of you. Living with somebody is miles away from dating- I don't care how serious you thought you were (and yes, for the record, marriage is another step up from even living together). She's probably just freaked that her whole life changed up when you two moved in together. Give it some time and for Christ's sake, do the dishes once in awhile- she's not your mother. This is the worst advice in this thread, filled as it is with womens magazine talk..This either an 18yr old girl posting or some "hockey mum". Well, it was either that or "Burn down your flat, move to Scotland, and start doing heroin you big pussy." I decided to go with A as some folks are afraid of needles. And Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cid_MCDP 0 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Is it ironic then that I'm generally considered strange by American standards? After all, I do follow soccer. I just watched that American Soccer yesterday San Diego Chargers vrs New Orleans Saints Bunch of fucking weirdo's the lot of them - Motorbike helmets, full robocop sytle body armor and 400 subs How is this a national sport? - American Soccer my arse. Two completely different sports. About all they have in common is they're both played on grass (usually) by 11 dudes. It's the national sport because it is very effectively marketed, has a short season and so demands little (relatively) of the fan, and many stoppages in play in which the telecasters can explain all of the odd and evolving rules to the masses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 I've changed the title slightly. Yeah, I noticed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Is it ironic then that I'm generally considered strange by American standards? After all, I do follow soccer. I just watched that American Soccer yesterday San Diego Chargers vrs New Orleans Saints Bunch of fucking weirdo's the lot of them - Motorbike helmets, full robocop sytle body armor and 400 subs How is this a national sport? - American Soccer my arse. Two completely different sports. About all they have in common is they're both played on grass (usually) by 11 dudes. It's the national sport because it is very effectively marketed, has a short season and so demands little (relatively) of the fan, and many stoppages in play in which the telecasters can explain all of the odd and evolving rules to the masses. It's only when you watch it live that you appreciate just how boring and convoluted it really is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5904 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Everyones advice is the same as mine 2 days ago, except I got grief!! Me miss, me Miss, I said it first miss....fuck off you attention seeking cunt. Didnt take you 2 long to get back into the status quo of laughing at anything this mong prints with a swear word in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Everyones advice is the same as mine 2 days ago, except I got grief!! Me miss, me Miss, I said it first miss....fuck off you attention seeking cunt. Didnt take you 2 long to get back into the status quo of laughing at anything this mong prints with a swear word in Doesn't really make sense if you think about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Everyones advice is the same as mine 2 days ago, except I got grief!! Me miss, me Miss, I said it first miss....fuck off you attention seeking cunt. Didnt take you 2 long to get back into the status quo of laughing at anything this mong prints with a swear word in Probably because it makes me laugh. Fancy that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Everyones advice is the same as mine 2 days ago, except I got grief!! Me miss, me Miss, I said it first miss....fuck off you attention seeking cunt. Didnt take you 2 long to get back into the status quo of laughing at anything this mong prints with a swear word in Somethings never change eh? I crack shit jokes, people laugh, fancy that eh? I wonder what that makes us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Everyones advice is the same as mine 2 days ago, except I got grief!! Me miss, me Miss, I said it first miss....fuck off you attention seeking cunt. Didnt take you 2 long to get back into the status quo of laughing at anything this mong prints with a swear word in Somethings never change eh? I crack shit jokes, people laugh, fancy that eh? I wonder what that makes us? Nimrods I'd say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 When shes home tomorrow and you make up you will feel like a tit for whinging on here for half a day. Your shit scared that she might be doing what you have been doing. Get a fucking grip man. Watch the UFC at 3am and man up dude! But its got everything to do with your toontastic mates haha What a fanny you are at times... http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=226 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Well She came home last night, pissed up. She told me X (the bird who I had met) said "hello sexy". Turns out this morning that her and her hockey mates had been trying to get info out of this girl all night pretending to be me. Now, thats fucked me right off. Its got fuck all to do with her hockey mates, fuck all! Strange as it may sound, this is actually a good sign; assuming of course, you actually want to be with your current girlfriend. If she had been just been acting all pissed off about this texting business in order to get rid of you, she wouldn't take the time to coordinate her friends on an intel gathering mission. First thing you need to do if you want to get back in your girlfriend's good graces is tell your mate's friend X to FUCK OFF. Tell your mate that introduced you to X that you don't need him giving out your number either. Spread it around- tell everyone that knows X that she's a lovely girl but you're not interested because you're so into your girlfriend. Most of all though- DON'T TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND. Let the intel network find out about it- preferably from X herself. Next, you have to come to terms with the fact that if you are with any moderately attractive, fun woman that other guys are going to hit on her. It may not do a lot for your own peace of mind or whatever, but if she comes home to you at the end of the day/ night, then you're giving her something those other cunts aren't. Simple as that. Lose this "bottled up jealousy" shit. It will do neither of you any good. If at some point she gives you a reason not to trust her, cross that bridge when you get to it- unless you've had an incident that you've not mentioned, it sounds like you're just being paranoid because you have a girl that's attractive and cool. As for the no sex and all of that; you two just moved in together. If neither of you have ever lived with anyone else (I mean people besides roomates or parents), it's a pretty stressful time. You're probably short on money which is stressing her out and she's also seeing this whole other side of you. Living with somebody is miles away from dating- I don't care how serious you thought you were (and yes, for the record, marriage is another step up from even living together). She's probably just freaked that her whole life changed up when you two moved in together. Give it some time and for Christ's sake, do the dishes once in awhile- she's not your mother. This is the worst advice in this thread, filled as it is with womens magazine talk..This either an 18yr old girl posting or some "hockey mum". Well, it was either that or "Burn down your flat, move to Scotland, and start doing heroin you big pussy." I decided to go with A as some folks are afraid of needles. And Scotland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 The stealing of the phone is one massive big warning sign imo. She uses it now to beat him on the back of the head as he washed and hoovers the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5904 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 When shes home tomorrow and you make up you will feel like a tit for whinging on here for half a day. Your shit scared that she might be doing what you have been doing. Get a fucking grip man. Watch the UFC at 3am and man up dude! But its got everything to do with your toontastic mates haha What a fanny you are at times... http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=226 How times change eh I couldnt even remember posting that so fucks knows how you do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13836 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Watch the UFC at 3am and man up dude! Oxymoron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6302 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 When shes home tomorrow and you make up you will feel like a tit for whinging on here for half a day. Your shit scared that she might be doing what you have been doing. Get a fucking grip man. Watch the UFC at 3am and man up dude! But its got everything to do with your toontastic mates haha What a fanny you are at times... http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=226 How times change eh I couldnt even remember posting that so fucks knows how you do! Memory like an elephant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16628 Posted October 27, 2008 Author Share Posted October 27, 2008 Firstly. who the fuck has said I have money issues? Secondly got home tonight, she didnt seem happy, shes gone straight out Shes now taken my old phone, which was Fubar anyways and didnt have anything on. WTF! I seriously have no fucking idea what to do. Great name change on the thread too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Firstly. who the fuck has said I have money issues? Secondly got home tonight, she didnt seem happy, shes gone straight out Shes now taken my old phone, which was Fubar anyways and didnt have anything on. WTF! I seriously have no fucking idea what to do. Great name change on the thread too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Firstly. who the fuck has said I have money issues? Secondly got home tonight, she didnt seem happy, shes gone straight out Shes now taken my old phone, which was Fubar anyways and didnt have anything on. WTF! I seriously have no fucking idea what to do. Great name change on the thread too Call her dad and tell him to come round and pick up her stuff. Change the locks. THis thread is beginning to bother me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34422 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Next time you go out, take her phone. Maybe take her bank card too or something. See how she fucking likes it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Next time you go out, take her phone. Maybe take her bank card too or something. See how she fucking likes it. Quite. Honestly Wky you are coming across as a bit of a weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 When shes home tomorrow and you make up you will feel like a tit for whinging on here for half a day. Your shit scared that she might be doing what you have been doing. Get a fucking grip man. Watch the UFC at 3am and man up dude! But its got everything to do with your toontastic mates haha What a fanny you are at times... http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=226 How times change eh I couldnt even remember posting that so fucks knows how you do! Memory like an elephant Except when it comes to jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16628 Posted October 27, 2008 Author Share Posted October 27, 2008 Well, I am now at my mates, looks like ill be here for a couple of nights. She came home from the Stables, said I havent been telling thr truth, said shes been thinking and its all shite. I told her I couldnt tell her any more as I dont have anything else to tell her! I think one of her mad hockey mates has been filling her head with shite. Well, it looks like its over I am afraid. Shite, my own fault I know but hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Well, I am now at my mates, looks like ill be here for a couple of nights. She came home from the Stables, said I havent been telling thr truth, said shes been thinking and its all shite. I told her I couldnt tell her any more as I dont have anything else to tell her! I think one of her mad hockey mates has been filling her head with shite. Well, it looks like its over I am afraid. Shite, my own fault I know but hey! Is it her apartment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16628 Posted October 27, 2008 Author Share Posted October 27, 2008 Well, I am now at my mates, looks like ill be here for a couple of nights. She came home from the Stables, said I havent been telling thr truth, said shes been thinking and its all shite. I told her I couldnt tell her any more as I dont have anything else to tell her! I think one of her mad hockey mates has been filling her head with shite. Well, it looks like its over I am afraid. Shite, my own fault I know but hey! Is it her apartment? No, its OUR house, but I thought, I did the dirty so I would give her some space. Or is that me being a weed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 You do sound a bit of a fanny like Wyki, nee wonder you haven't had your hole for months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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