Jimbo 133 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Scouse by a country-mile, next is brummie, always sounds thick to me, although the most intelligent person I've ever met came from Birmingham. I'm surprised no one has mentioned the Suffolk/Melbourne accent yet. Compootah [suffolk/] Yes it is.....Unless Aepswatch isn't in Suffolk. To me an Ipswich accent sounds totally different to north Suffolk where I'm from, it's closer to a Norfolk accent but not quite a yokel as Norwich. Ever been to Hadleigh? Between Sudbury and Ipswich ? No, I've been to both but not Hadleigh. Not the place to walk into a local over Christmas (with a mate and his family) and order a glass of wine. It was one of those scenes where everyone stops and looks round. I know just the kind of place, a kind of cross between The Slaughtered Lamb in American Werewolf in London and the Mos Eisley Cantina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 86 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Scouse really isn't that bad if it isn't at all "thick". Cockney is definitely the worst British accent - it never sounds pleasant. I'm from Kent so can sometimes sound slightly like cockney when talking to chavvy people but thankfully I don't normally sound like that. Cockney is my second fav accent. Danny Dyer has a good accent "Big West Ayyym fayyn and aww that" Danny Dyer. Thick inbred twat. Essex accents bug me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 1. New Zealand. They just sound retarded. Fush und Chups anyone? 2. Scouse. It definitely does not sound sexy on a female. She could be hot as hell, but if she opens her mouth and I hear Scouse I'd rather fuck Stevie. 3. West Country. No, I don't want your shitty ciderrrrrrr. 4. Southern USA. Shut the fuck up you backwards bastard. 5. Queensland. Shut the fuck up you backwards bastard hey. You have to add hey to the end of every sentence hey. XXXX is pisswater hey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13841 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 1. Lancashire 2. Yorkshire 3. Cockney 4. Certain Scottish accents (classless ones as traditional Scottish is nice) 5. Scousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 (edited) 1. New Zealand. They just sound retarded. Fush und Chups anyone? 2. Scouse. It definitely does not sound sexy on a female. She could be hot as hell, but if she opens her mouth and I hear Scouse I'd rather fuck Stevie. 3. West Country. No, I don't want your shitty ciderrrrrrr. 4. Southern USA. Shut the fuck up you backwards bastard. 5. Queensland. Shut the fuck up you backwards bastard hey. You have to add hey to the end of every sentence hey. XXXX is pisswater hey. It spoils the lass who Crouch is shagging. Stunning face and eyes regardless what any alternative view cunts think but her accent oh dear..... Pipe down love eh? This is her talking posh as well. Edited October 30, 2008 by Stevie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 1. New Zealand. They just sound retarded. Fush und Chups anyone? 2. Scouse. It definitely does not sound sexy on a female. She could be hot as hell, but if she opens her mouth and I hear Scouse I'd rather fuck Stevie. 3. West Country. No, I don't want your shitty ciderrrrrrr. 4. Southern USA. Shut the fuck up you backwards bastard. 5. Queensland. Shut the fuck up you backwards bastard hey. You have to add hey to the end of every sentence hey. XXXX is pisswater hey. It spoils the lass who Crouch is shagging. Stunning face and eyes regardless what any alternative view cunts think but her accent oh dear..... Pipe down love eh? This is her talking posh as well. This needs e-mailing to that bloke who stalks newscasters. Let him be the judge....Err and jury, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 1. New Zealand. They just sound retarded. Fush und Chups anyone? 2. Scouse. It definitely does not sound sexy on a female. She could be hot as hell, but if she opens her mouth and I hear Scouse I'd rather fuck Stevie. 3. West Country. No, I don't want your shitty ciderrrrrrr. 4. Southern USA. Shut the fuck up you backwards bastard. 5. Queensland. Shut the fuck up you backwards bastard hey. You have to add hey to the end of every sentence hey. XXXX is pisswater hey. It spoils the lass who Crouch is shagging. Stunning face and eyes regardless what any alternative view cunts think but her accent oh dear..... Pipe down love eh? This is her talking posh as well. This needs e-mailing to that bloke who stalks newscasters. Let him be the judge....Err and jury, For some reason I've just sang Barry Barry George to the tune of Daddy Cool by Boney M for 30 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 (edited) I think the Scouse accent sounds good on a girl Nah that just conditioning mate, like Pavlov's dog. When you hear that accent, it is like when the dog hears the bell. Scouse accent on a bird means youre going to get laid. All northern birds accents have that affect on me. You know pretty much as soon as you get chatting to a bird with a northern accent you're in. As for bad accents in general: 1. Welsh (Are you Pakistani or what?) 2. Black country (Are you downs or what?) 3. Bristol (Where to moi lover?) 4. Northern Ireland (where to start?) 5. Scouse (An accent to match the general whinge that is the city of perpetual victims) Edited October 30, 2008 by Danny B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 1. New Zealand. They just sound retarded. Fush und Chups anyone? 2. Scouse. It definitely does not sound sexy on a female. She could be hot as hell, but if she opens her mouth and I hear Scouse I'd rather fuck Stevie. 3. West Country. No, I don't want your shitty ciderrrrrrr. 4. Southern USA. Shut the fuck up you backwards bastard. 5. Queensland. Shut the fuck up you backwards bastard hey. You have to add hey to the end of every sentence hey. XXXX is pisswater hey. It spoils the lass who Crouch is shagging. Stunning face and eyes regardless what any alternative view cunts think but her accent oh dear..... Pipe down love eh? This is her talking posh as well. I love her and her accent. Fucking hate Huddersfield and Nottingham accents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Danny Danny B Danny Danny BBBBBBBBBBBB The reason I like London accents is I could do a whole day and speak like a Londoner very convincingly no problem at all. Only shit London accent is the black south London accent which sadly white South London kids are starting to buy in to as well. "You dittun arks me wot ah fowwt" pipe down bredren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Jnr Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I think the Scouse accent sounds good on a girl Nah that just conditioning mate, like Pavlov's dog. When you hear that accent, it is like when the dog hears the bell. Scouse accent on a bird means youre going to get laid. All northern birds accents have that affect on me. You know pretty much as soon as you get chatting to a bird with a northern accent you're in. As for bad accents in general: 1. Welsh (Are you Pakistani or what?) 2. Black country (Are you downs or what?) 3. Bristol (Where to moi lover?) 4. Northern Ireland (where to start?) 5. Scouse (An accent to match the general whinge that is the city of perpetual victims) suprised you didn't say geordie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16631 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I cringe when I hear the Yorkshire chavs etc on TV. It was awrful when the kid from Dewsbury went missing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 I cringe when I hear the Yorkshire chavs etc on TV. It was awrful when the kid from Dewsbury went missing! I don't like Yorkshire accents, Huddersfield is bad, Bradford is, Sheffield is terrible, but a proper t'Leeds accent isn't the worst, they say wun for one, David Batty's accent wasn't that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16631 Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 I cringe when I hear the Yorkshire chavs etc on TV. It was awrful when the kid from Dewsbury went missing! I don't like Yorkshire accents, Huddersfield is bad, Bradford is, Sheffield is terrible, but a proper t'Leeds accent isn't the worst, they say wun for one, David Batty's accent wasn't that bad. I like to think I dont have a full on Yorkie accent. Although I do miss out certain words in sentances. I was told a mate in newcastle who I was visiting, "Im off t'cash machine" he and his family found it hilarious and I didnt know why until I realised I missed out the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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