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I fucking hate Facebook like.

The way I look at it is, people from your childhood and school, ex gfs, distant family etc... you stay in touch with the ones you want to anyway. The ones you don't there's a reason for why you don't. Why add some no mark from 15 years ago you hardly knew then, that's going on like they're your new best friend. You see some people's facebooks, fuckin "900 friends", who the fuck has 900 friends other than Rob W? Plus I think if you're in a relationship, or have kids, it can be a very dangerous thing, also promotes snideyness as well. Like I say the whole thing is for total mugs I say this to my friends who have it, best thing I did was getting rid.

 

I find it's the best to send messages to the kids I coach football to because the lazy little cunts don't use email and are always on facebook.

Other than that - well Laz's thread has shown what it's good for.

 

Not to go all Parky but a mate who works for the Feds once said it's never been so easy to find criminals because the fucking idiots post everything about their life on their facebook or myspace pages.

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One of my pet hates is lasses who pull stupid fucking poses for the camera and upload hundreds of them to facebook. Closely followed by fit lasses who know it and are right up their own arses.

What happened to lasses who were pretty and canny to boot.

Bit ironic like. You absolutely love yourself. :angry:

 

Haha, you honestly don't know the first thing about me if you think that.

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I fucking hate Facebook like.

 

It's only toontastic general chat with pictures man. And all you fuckers are on here 24/7.

I haven't even posted this weekend, so I hope I don't come under the AYF banner.

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I have a strict facebook accept policy.

 

I wont accept unless

 

( A ) i've met the person twice (or they are fit)

( B ) Ive communicated with them recently (eg old friends)

 

I had a friend request this morning from some bird at school that I barely spoke to and haven't seen since 1996. She'll probably never say anything to me anyway if I had accepted. Nosey bitch.

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I have a strict facebook accept policy.

 

I wont accept unless

 

( A ) i've met the person twice (or they are fit)

( B ) Ive communicated with them recently (eg old friends)

 

I had a friend request this morning from some bird at school that I barely spoke to and haven't seen since 1996. She'll probably never say anything to me anyway if I had accepted. Nosey bitch.

 

Thats what 95% of friend requests are. To see what youre upto.

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So it's all an act then? :angry:

 

Aye, unlike you who I'm sure is displaying his true personality.

Why would someone not display their true personality I don't get it, why would someone pretend to be someone they're not? I mean looking at you on here, it wouldn't be difficult for a neutral observer to conclude that you're a nob, but by all accounts you're not. How does that work?

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So it's all an act then? :angry:

 

Aye, unlike you who I'm sure is displaying his true personality.

Oooh, touchy :angry:

And I am btw.

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I have a strict facebook accept policy.

 

I wont accept unless

 

( A ) i've met the person twice (or they are fit)

( B ) Ive communicated with them recently (eg old friends)

 

I had a friend request this morning from some bird at school that I barely spoke to and haven't seen since 1996. She'll probably never say anything to me anyway if I had accepted. Nosey bitch.

 

Either that or she's always had a thing for you but was embarrassed/shy/thought you thought she was a nosey bitch, and now she's finally worked up the courage after thinking of nothing but you and what your cock will do to her for the last 14 years.

And without FB she would never of worked up the courage.

 

No you're right, nosey bitch :angry:

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So it's all an act then? :angry:

 

Aye, unlike you who I'm sure is displaying his true personality.

Why would someone not display their true personality I don't get it, why would someone pretend to be someone they're not? I mean looking at you on here, it wouldn't be difficult for a neutral observer to conclude that you're a nob, but by all accounts you're not. How does that work?

 

I suppose because the rules of social interaction go out of the window on the internet. The same way half the people on chat roulette wouldn't show a stranger their nob in real life.

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So it's all an act then? :angry:

 

Aye, unlike you who I'm sure is displaying his true personality.

Why would someone not display their true personality I don't get it, why would someone pretend to be someone they're not? I mean looking at you on here, it wouldn't be difficult for a neutral observer to conclude that you're a nob, but by all accounts you're not. How does that work?

Most people act differently in the company of a lass they fancy though :angry:

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So it's all an act then? :angry:

 

Aye, unlike you who I'm sure is displaying his true personality.

Why would someone not display their true personality I don't get it, why would someone pretend to be someone they're not? I mean looking at you on here, it wouldn't be difficult for a neutral observer to conclude that you're a nob, but by all accounts you're not. How does that work?

Most people act differently in the company of a lass they fancy though :angry:

or their boss, or their granma etc. etc. etc.

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So it's all an act then? ;)

 

Aye, unlike you who I'm sure is displaying his true personality.

Oooh, touchy :o

And I am btw.

 

Id back that up

 

 

you're a twat in real life too

 

:nah:

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So it's all an act then? ;)

 

Aye, unlike you who I'm sure is displaying his true personality.

Oooh, touchy :o

And I am btw.

 

Id back that up

 

 

you're a twat in real life too

 

:nah:

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Facebook is for sad cunts imo

 

I tend to agree with that. The novelty wore off for me very quickly and I decided to delete my friend.

 

 

Seriously, you add / get added by loads of randoms who you once worked with or went to school with and then suddenly find yourself reading their comments without really commenting or giving a shit. Im sure they are the same.

 

You see some people with 3 or 4 hundred friends for fucks sake!!!!

 

I now keep it just for family and a few very good friends.

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Has Laz been browsing FB recently? :)

I reckon that's why he hasn't posted anything in ages, he's found a new place to stalk unsuspecting girls and is asphyxy-wanking his little cock off.

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Has Laz been browsing FB recently? :)

I reckon that's why he hasn't posted anything in ages, he's found a new place to stalk unsuspecting girls and is asphyxy-wanking his little cock off.

 

maybe he's already been locked up :icon_lol:

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Wouldn't stop him posting. Not in my day! Hangin's too good for 'em! Open Prisons! Broken Britain! Daily Mail! Barp Barp Barp

 

Ohhhh the bitter Irony etc. etc. etc.

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