peasepud 59 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 How far are we allowed to go with this and do we have to put 'allegedly' at the end of every rumour? I heard two from very good sources, one involving Shearer and the other Fat Fred. Everytime I tell people the Shearer one I get shouted at though, because of his legend status. Does the Shearer one involve a certain cake baking actress MILF and a Ford Escort? I once heard an interesting (and rather fucking rank) one about Una Stubbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34348 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Put the stories on here man. Now! Don't allude and then fail to spill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 well the Una one involved a mate of a lad from work who was in Lahndahn for a few days and scored with Stubbs, back at his hotel he did the deed and fell asleep only to be woken an hour or so later to find her squatting over his old fella curling one off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13830 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 well the Una one involved a mate of a lad from work who was in Lahndahn for a few days and scored with Stubbs, back at his hotel he did the deed and fell asleep only to be woken an hour or so later to find her squatting over his old fella curling one off Heard a one ages ago about some lad who awoke at some after club party only to find Danny Rampling wanking over him. The person who told me claimed to know the lad in question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 well the Una one involved a mate of a lad from work who was in Lahndahn for a few days and scored with Stubbs, back at his hotel he did the deed and fell asleep only to be woken an hour or so later to find her squatting over his old fella curling one off Heard a one ages ago about some lad who awoke at some after club party only to find Danny Rampling wanking over him. The person who told me claimed to know the lad in question. at both of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I heard a vicious rumour last week that Gemmils been bombed off his imaginary piece of crumpet...allegedly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26239 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 A mate of mine works for a record company and was in New York about 5 years ago on a kind of secondment thing to th US head office, he was on a night out watching some bands and talking to an r & r man (i think that's what they are called, the blokes that look for acts to sign) anyway this bloke was playing Johnny big balls in front of my mate telling him various stories about the industry including a particularly interesting tale about how Christine Aguilera got her first record deal! Apparently she went round a room full of record label executives and some well known rappers and felated the lot of them (about 8 or so) to ejaculation. A week later bish bash bosh a multi alnum record deal! I'm not for one minute saying this is gospel but would prefer to believe it than to not! Was this while she was in the Mickey Mouse Club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 How far are we allowed to go with this and do we have to put 'allegedly' at the end of every rumour? I heard two from very good sources, one involving Shearer and the other Fat Fred. Everytime I tell people the Shearer one I get shouted at though, because of his legend status. Does the Shearer one involve a certain cake baking actress MILF and a Ford Escort? That's much better than mine! Mine was just that Shearer is down as having 2 daughters and 1 son...maybe not in Southampton though.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Why did Keegan have to leave Hamburg in such a hurry?.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Why did Keegan have to leave Hamburg in such a hurry?.............. Didn't leave enough time to get to the airport? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Why did Keegan have to leave Hamburg in such a hurry?.............. Didn't leave enough time to get to the airport? Or...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Why did Keegan have to leave Hamburg in such a hurry?.............. Didn't leave enough time to get to the airport? Or...... Spent too much time browsing in duty free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 Why did Keegan have to leave Hamburg in such a hurry?.............. Didn't leave enough time to get to the airport? Or...... Spent too much time browsing in duty free? maybe. Maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Why did Keegan have to leave Hamburg in such a hurry?.............. Didn't leave enough time to get to the airport? Or...... Spent too much time browsing in duty free? maybe. Maybe not. Had a bag with straps on it rather than a normal rucksack so had to check it in in another part of the airport? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordieboyo 0 Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Rik Waller turned down Cheryl Tweedy during Girls Aloud's very early days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38697 Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Rik Waller turned down Cheryl Tweedy during Girls Aloud's very early days. The mind boggles on so many different levels on that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 86 Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 as in has he ever seen his penis. fat waste of oxygen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 So Keegan and Hamburg...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 So Keegan and Hamburg...... Keegan and Varadi is more of a story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 So Keegan and Hamburg...... Keegan and Varadi is more of a story. Go on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 So Keegan and Hamburg...... Keegan and Varadi is more of a story. Go on.... Varadi was a good player by all accounts, just before my time, I think he got 25 goals one season, he was a crowd favourite at Everton when we signed him and he was a crowd favourite here. The rumour was, and people swear it's true is that Keegan insisted Varadi was sold, cos he was humping Keegan's wife. Your rumour holds about as much credibility as the rumour I heard that Mossad have been using Tottenham Hotspur as a money laundering operation under the guise of Enic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douggy B 0 Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 I dont really think that holds a candle to Hamburg does it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13830 Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 What's the hamburg story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 86 Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 yeah go on Danny..... is it a rumour that keegan likes the cock? I don't give a shit either way if he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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