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This is the thread to try it.

 

If you manage it, your prize is being able to move in to her council house and there live rent free for the duration of the relationship.

 

Imagine your wage, being used exclusively for White Lightening and Golden Virginia!!

 

Its the jackpot.

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I agree with the insurance policy viewspoint.

 

Not used the stuff for a while but it seems to last an eternity on me though, find occasions the day after that i can't get up from my desk at work until it passes.

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I agree with the insurance policy viewspoint.

:lol: what's with the editing of this post then SMO?

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Any "healthy" lads on here take it?

 

Is there any point? Does it make any difference if you can get it up anyway?

 

Got offered some whilst out in a club in Berlin a few months back (not a bummers club) and thought it was a bit strange to see people punting it.

 

Ive got a mate who swears by it as "insurance" after a beer or ten but this has never really been an issue for me.

 

Anybody on here indulged?

 

Business opportunity? :lol:

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I agree with the insurance policy viewspoint.

 

Not used the stuff for a while but it seems to last an eternity on me though, find occasions the day after that i can't get up from my desk at work until it passes.

 

Aye, Ive heard it causes loss of breath in the more unfit ones like :lol:

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If you don't need it there's not much point in using Viagra. A rare side effect is priaprism, which is a permanent erection. One of my colleagues who worked in A&E told me about a lad that had this and went to sleep with it. Next day he woke up and his cock had turned black - it was gangrenous. It had to amputated. :lol:

 

Oh, and don't be tempted to take it with poppers, you're likely to drop dead on the spot.

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I agree with the insurance policy viewspoint.

 

 

Having read about you, I don't believe for one moment the mighty SMO needs to resort to the little blue pill!! :lol:

 

Disappointing

 

 

Anyways - You guys may know, I've heard tales of women taking it or a girlie version of it!! Any ideas what it'd do or had experience of it?

 

'Cos I ain't walking round wit my peanut stickin out the front of my jeans ;)

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They sell it in clubs because a side effect of ecstasy and cocaine is erectile dysfunction but you feel horny.

 

We're trying to take it over the counter in the EU at the moment but the EMEA are not playing ball.

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I agree with the insurance policy viewspoint.

 

 

Having read about you, I don't believe for one moment the mighty SMO needs to resort to the little blue pill!! :lol:

 

Disappointing

 

 

Anyways - You guys may know, I've heard tales of women taking it or a girlie version of it!! Any ideas what it'd do or had experience of it?

 

'Cos I ain't walking round wit my peanut stickin out the front of my jeans ;)

So you can get a wide on you mean?

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They sell it in clubs because a side effect of ecstasy and cocaine is erectile dysfunction but you feel horny.

 

We're trying to take it over the counter in the EU at the moment but the EMEA are not playing ball.

 

If it happens anywhere, it will be the UK, if history is anything to go by. Personally I'd be against it as impotence is an early sign of cardiovascular disease and probably needs to be checked out. I suppose they could do buy one Viagra, get one Simvastatin free deals mind. :lol:

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I agree with the insurance policy viewspoint.

 

 

Having read about you, I don't believe for one moment the mighty SMO needs to resort to the little blue pill!! :lol:

 

Disappointing

 

 

Anyways - You guys may know, I've heard tales of women taking it or a girlie version of it!! Any ideas what it'd do or had experience of it?

 

'Cos I ain't walking round wit my peanut stickin out the front of my jeans B)

So you can get a wide on you mean?

 

 

I'll have you know that there is nothing WIDE about me! ;)

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Your avatar reminds me of Diana Ross's penalty miss at USA '94 btw ;)

 

 

I may wear the shoes but I wouldn't be caught dead in a red velour jumpsuit!

 

I mean come on!!! :lol:

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They sell it in clubs because a side effect of ecstasy and cocaine is erectile dysfunction but you feel horny.

 

We're trying to take it over the counter in the EU at the moment but the EMEA are not playing ball.

 

If it happens anywhere, it will be the UK, if history is anything to go by. Personally I'd be against it as impotence is an early sign of cardiovascular disease and probably needs to be checked out. I suppose they could do buy one Viagra, get one Simvastatin free deals mind. :lol:

 

You want a job?

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