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They sell it in clubs because a side effect of ecstasy and cocaine is erectile dysfunction but you feel horny.

 

We're trying to take it over the counter in the EU at the moment but the EMEA are not playing ball.

 

If it happens anywhere, it will be the UK, if history is anything to go by. Personally I'd be against it as impotence is an early sign of cardiovascular disease and probably needs to be checked out. I suppose they could do buy one Viagra, get one Simvastatin free deals mind. :lol:

 

You want a job?

 

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They sell it in clubs because a side effect of ecstasy and cocaine is erectile dysfunction but you feel horny.

 

We're trying to take it over the counter in the EU at the moment but the EMEA are not playing ball.

 

If it happens anywhere, it will be the UK, if history is anything to go by. Personally I'd be against it as impotence is an early sign of cardiovascular disease and probably needs to be checked out. I suppose they could do buy one Viagra, get one Simvastatin free deals mind. :lol:

 

You want a job?

 

$$$'s 2444.gif;)

 

 

As if i'd offer it to you Chompsky.

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They sell it in clubs because a side effect of ecstasy and cocaine is erectile dysfunction but you feel horny.

 

We're trying to take it over the counter in the EU at the moment but the EMEA are not playing ball.

 

If it happens anywhere, it will be the UK, if history is anything to go by. Personally I'd be against it as impotence is an early sign of cardiovascular disease and probably needs to be checked out. I suppose they could do buy one Viagra, get one Simvastatin free deals mind. :lol:

 

You want a job?

 

$$$'s 2444.gifB)

 

 

As if i'd offer it to you Chompsky.

:aye:;)

 

I don't need to be a snake oil salesman. :icon_lol:

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They sell it in clubs because a side effect of ecstasy and cocaine is erectile dysfunction but you feel horny.

 

We're trying to take it over the counter in the EU at the moment but the EMEA are not playing ball.

 

If it happens anywhere, it will be the UK, if history is anything to go by. Personally I'd be against it as impotence is an early sign of cardiovascular disease and probably needs to be checked out. I suppose they could do buy one Viagra, get one Simvastatin free deals mind. :lol:

 

You want a job?

 

$$$'s 2444.gifB)

 

 

As if i'd offer it to you Chompsky.

:aye:;)

 

I don't need to be a snake oil salesman. :icon_lol:

 

Viagra really does make your cock hard though, i can attest for that personally.

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They sell it in clubs because a side effect of ecstasy and cocaine is erectile dysfunction but you feel horny.

 

We're trying to take it over the counter in the EU at the moment but the EMEA are not playing ball.

 

If it happens anywhere, it will be the UK, if history is anything to go by. Personally I'd be against it as impotence is an early sign of cardiovascular disease and probably needs to be checked out. I suppose they could do buy one Viagra, get one Simvastatin free deals mind. :lol:

 

You want a job?

 

$$$'s 2444.gifB)

 

 

As if i'd offer it to you Chompsky.

:aye:;)

 

I don't need to be a snake oil salesman. :icon_lol:

 

Viagra really does make your cock hard though, i can attest for that personally.

Couldn't go on your bike for a fortnight I heard.

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They sell it in clubs because a side effect of ecstasy and cocaine is erectile dysfunction but you feel horny.

 

We're trying to take it over the counter in the EU at the moment but the EMEA are not playing ball.

 

If it happens anywhere, it will be the UK, if history is anything to go by. Personally I'd be against it as impotence is an early sign of cardiovascular disease and probably needs to be checked out. I suppose they could do buy one Viagra, get one Simvastatin free deals mind. :lol:

 

You want a job?

 

$$$'s 2444.gifB)

 

 

As if i'd offer it to you Chompsky.

:aye:;)

 

I don't need to be a snake oil salesman. :icon_lol:

 

Viagra really does make your cock hard though, i can attest for that personally.

Couldn't go on your bike for a fortnight I heard.

 

Nae need to talk about our lass like that.

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I agree with the insurance policy viewspoint.

 

 

Having read about you, I don't believe for one moment the mighty SMO needs to resort to the little blue pill!! :lol:

 

Disappointing

 

 

Anyways - You guys may know, I've heard tales of women taking it or a girlie version of it!! Any ideas what it'd do or had experience of it?

 

'Cos I ain't walking round wit my peanut stickin out the front of my jeans B)

So you can get a wide on you mean?

 

 

I'll have you know that there is nothing WIDE about me! ;)

 

 

 

Yet! :icon_lol:

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I agree with the insurance policy viewspoint.

 

 

Having read about you, I don't believe for one moment the mighty SMO needs to resort to the little blue pill!! :lol:

 

Disappointing

 

 

Anyways - You guys may know, I've heard tales of women taking it or a girlie version of it!! Any ideas what it'd do or had experience of it?

 

'Cos I ain't walking round wit my peanut stickin out the front of my jeans B)

So you can get a wide on you mean?

 

 

I'll have you know that there is nothing WIDE about me! ;)

 

 

 

Yet! :icon_lol:

Are you going to do a bit of tunneling like?

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I agree with the insurance policy viewspoint.

 

 

Having read about you, I don't believe for one moment the mighty SMO needs to resort to the little blue pill!! :lol:

 

Disappointing

 

 

Anyways - You guys may know, I've heard tales of women taking it or a girlie version of it!! Any ideas what it'd do or had experience of it?

 

'Cos I ain't walking round wit my peanut stickin out the front of my jeans B)

So you can get a wide on you mean?

 

 

I'll have you know that there is nothing WIDE about me! ;)

 

 

 

Yet! :icon_lol:

 

 

Is he flirting with me? :aye:

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I agree with the insurance policy viewspoint.

 

 

Having read about you, I don't believe for one moment the mighty SMO needs to resort to the little blue pill!! :lol:

 

Disappointing

 

 

Anyways - You guys may know, I've heard tales of women taking it or a girlie version of it!! Any ideas what it'd do or had experience of it?

 

'Cos I ain't walking round wit my peanut stickin out the front of my jeans :icon_lol:

So you can get a wide on you mean?

 

 

I'll have you know that there is nothing WIDE about me! ;)

 

 

 

Yet! :aye:

 

 

Is he flirting with me? :aye:

 

No he's just greasing the wheels for the big dawg!

 

How you doin'!?! B)

 

P.S. Believe everything you've read about me!

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I agree with the insurance policy viewspoint.

 

 

Having read about you, I don't believe for one moment the mighty SMO needs to resort to the little blue pill!! :lol:

 

Disappointing

 

 

Anyways - You guys may know, I've heard tales of women taking it or a girlie version of it!! Any ideas what it'd do or had experience of it?

 

'Cos I ain't walking round wit my peanut stickin out the front of my jeans :icon_lol:

So you can get a wide on you mean?

 

 

I'll have you know that there is nothing WIDE about me! ;)

 

 

 

Yet! :aye:

 

 

Is he flirting with me? :aye:

 

No he's just greasing the wheels for the big dawg!

 

How you doin'!?! B)

 

P.S. Believe everything you've read about me!

 

 

 

Gosh!!

 

I think I'm being tag-teamed! :pmsl:

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You do realise that a Wacky and SMO spit roast would just turn into a man on man gayfest because they are clearly horny for each other in ways that Gemmill and Alex could only dream of.

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You do realise that a Wacky and SMO spit roast would just turn into a man on man gayfest because they are clearly horny for each other in ways that Gemmill and Alex could only dream of.

:lol:

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I agree with the insurance policy viewspoint.

 

 

Having read about you, I don't believe for one moment the mighty SMO needs to resort to the little blue pill!! :lol:

 

Disappointing

 

 

Anyways - You guys may know, I've heard tales of women taking it or a girlie version of it!! Any ideas what it'd do or had experience of it?

 

'Cos I ain't walking round wit my peanut stickin out the front of my jeans :icon_lol:

So you can get a wide on you mean?

 

 

I'll have you know that there is nothing WIDE about me! ;)

 

 

 

Yet! :aye:

 

 

Is he flirting with me? :aye:

 

No he's just greasing the wheels for the big dawg!

 

How you doin'!?! B)

 

P.S. Believe everything you've read about me!

Shame that nobody believes anything they read from you!

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I agree with the insurance policy viewspoint.

 

 

Having read about you, I don't believe for one moment the mighty SMO needs to resort to the little blue pill!! :lol:

 

Disappointing

 

 

Anyways - You guys may know, I've heard tales of women taking it or a girlie version of it!! Any ideas what it'd do or had experience of it?

 

'Cos I ain't walking round wit my peanut stickin out the front of my jeans :icon_lol:

So you can get a wide on you mean?

 

 

I'll have you know that there is nothing WIDE about me! :lol:

 

 

 

Yet! B)

 

 

Is he flirting with me? :wub:

 

No he's just greasing the wheels for the big dawg!

 

How you doin'!?! :icon_lol:

 

P.S. Believe everything you've read about me!

Shame that nobody believes anything they read from you!

 

 

 

OOO, SMO is prone to teling Fibs huh???

 

In that case maybe it's better to vote with the masses :o

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I know the majority of you probably don't want to hear this, but I was that hard last night my dick was like a fucking lead pipe, and that was after 7 pints and not a viagra in sight, is that any good to you soccermom?

Shame your lass was round mine though eh? :lol:

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I know the majority of you probably don't want to hear this, but I was that hard last night my dick was like a fucking lead pipe, and that was after 7 pints and not a viagra in sight, is that any good to you soccermom?

Shame your lass was round mine though eh? :lol:

 

 

 

I'm surprised you didn't hear her screams of ecstasy tbh, I was great

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I know the majority of you probably don't want to hear this, but I was that hard last night my dick was like a fucking lead pipe, and that was after 7 pints and not a viagra in sight, is that any good to you soccermom?

Shame your lass was round mine though eh? :lol:

wow, beerbreath and hallucinations!

What more could any woman want from a man!

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