khay 8 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I know a couple of them all ready so it should not be too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 I've had some alright food there. That's about as much as I can say for the place. Me dad had his 60th there and the buffet was outstanding, wouldn't recommend it as a venue for a shindig though as the noise from downstairs washes over everything upstairs Can only imagine the tension in the air at a buffet attended by you. Trigger finger hovering over your fork holster. Mexican stand off stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 When I used to work for a company I found them very depressing. That is all. Do you work for yourself now, or are you on the Kraut dole? I wouldn't say they're depressing, they can be shit when you work with boring people in dead end office jobs, but just get pissed. There's nothing worse than being stuck with people you genuinely have nothing to say to though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 When I used to work for a company I found them very depressing. That is all. Do you work for yourself now, or are you on the Kraut dole? I wouldn't say they're depressing, they can be shit when you work with boring people in dead end office jobs, but just get pissed. There's nothing worse than being stuck with people you genuinely have nothing to say to though. I have a little company of my own (5 years now). I hate the way everyone tries to be friends for one evening and the general arse licking of superiors that goes on. I used to like to harass the the owner of my previous firm as he used to fly over specifically for the Xmas party and do the old 'muster the troops' bit. I'm not a revolutionary just like to see a bit of spunk in people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13924 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Parky's lying. He's on Hartz IV and spends most of his time shouting at people outside Penny Markt while clutching a bottle of own-brand Kräuterbitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Parky's lying. He's on Hartz IV and spends most of his time shouting at people outside Penny Markt while clutching a bottle of own-brand Kräuterbitter. That would be sublime. Simplicity is the way to revelation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 I've had some alright food there. That's about as much as I can say for the place. Me dad had his 60th there and the buffet was outstanding, wouldn't recommend it as a venue for a shindig though as the noise from downstairs washes over everything upstairs Can only imagine the tension in the air at a buffet attended by you. Fat, stubby, Trigger finger hovering over your fork holster. Mexican stand off stuff. Tidied it for you as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8933 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 I've had some alright food there. That's about as much as I can say for the place. Me dad had his 60th there and the buffet was outstanding, wouldn't recommend it as a venue for a shindig though as the noise from downstairs washes over everything upstairs Can only imagine the tension in the air at a buffet attended by you. Fat, stubby, Trigger finger hovering over your fork holster. Mexican stand off stuff. Tidied it for you as well. you must hate Buffets mate, all the good stuff is at the back of the table... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I've had some alright food there. That's about as much as I can say for the place. Me dad had his 60th there and the buffet was outstanding, wouldn't recommend it as a venue for a shindig though as the noise from downstairs washes over everything upstairs Can only imagine the tension in the air at a buffet attended by you. Fat, stubby, Trigger finger hovering over your fork holster. Mexican stand off stuff. Tidied it for you as well. you must hate Buffets mate, all the good stuff is at the back of the table... Never eat off them, you never know who's prepared the food then there's always the risk of some fat lad manhandling the food then putting it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 We're not having one. There are four people in my office, two directors and two account managers. One of the acount managers is being made redundent (last day is xmas eve). They felt perhaps she wouldn't be up for celebrating!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34146 Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Mine is tonight and I cannot be arsed at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8933 Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 I've had some alright food there. That's about as much as I can say for the place. Me dad had his 60th there and the buffet was outstanding, wouldn't recommend it as a venue for a shindig though as the noise from downstairs washes over everything upstairs Can only imagine the tension in the air at a buffet attended by you. Fat, stubby, Trigger finger hovering over your fork holster. Mexican stand off stuff. Tidied it for you as well. you must hate Buffets mate, all the good stuff is at the back of the table... Never eat off them, you never know who's prepared the food then there's always the risk of some fat lad manhandling the food then putting it back. as if a fat lad would put it back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 I'm not a revolutionary just like to see a bit of spunk in people. The ultimate end to a Xmas party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26109 Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Twas shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W 0 Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 One of our client's has just canceled theirs - falling oil price............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13924 Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 I think I'm still drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Mine is tomorrow night in London, looking forward to it now, *poker all afternoon in the office taking money off yids, Chelsea, Arsenal, Murdrers fans, Turks and Boro should be good fun, and later on, meal then free drink + me = carnage if only on the bog seat. * That's the idea but I'm shit, anyone got any tips, I don't even know all the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Mine is tomorrow night in London, looking forward to it now, *poker all afternoon in the office taking money off yids, Chelsea, Arsenal, Murdrers fans, Turks and Boro should be good fun, and later on, meal then free drink + me = carnage if only on the bog seat. * That's the idea but I'm shit, anyone got any tips, I don't even know all the rules. Look into their eyes in a scary way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38503 Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Mine is tomorrow night in London, looking forward to it now, *poker all afternoon in the office taking money off yids, Chelsea, Arsenal, Murdrers fans, Turks and Boro should be good fun, and later on, meal then free drink + me = carnage if only on the bog seat. * That's the idea but I'm shit, anyone got any tips, I don't even know all the rules. give everyone else doubles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Love that bit in Peep Show where Jez is playing poker without knowing any of the rules and winning with a really shit hand, turns to Mark and gambles his chips too: "...may I?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6431 Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Surprisingly, this year the public body I work for is putting on a 'lavish' do for all staff (several hundred), with champagne reception, food, free booze and some sort of discotheque, all night long, all night. Just wanted to let you all know I'll be drinking as much of your money as I possibly can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38503 Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Surprisingly, this year the public body I work for is putting on a 'lavish' do for all staff (several hundred), with champagne reception, food, free booze and some sort of discotheque, all night long, all night. Just wanted to let you all know I'll be drinking as much of your money as I possibly can gonna pull? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6431 Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 (edited) Surprisingly, this year the public body I work for is putting on a 'lavish' do for all staff (several hundred), with champagne reception, food, free booze and some sort of discotheque, all night long, all night. Just wanted to let you all know I'll be drinking as much of your money as I possibly can gonna pull? I thought that question was likely.... I'll be reporting here with (empty) baubles on if I do. Edited December 11, 2008 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Giving yourself a hand shandy doesn't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stevie Posted December 14, 2008 Share Posted December 14, 2008 Mine was the best christmas do ever. Everything you can do at a Christmas do I did, apart from fighting. I abused yids, abused West Ham, abused this English born and bred cockney wide boy who has an Italian surname but can't speak a word of it for hating England, danced like David Brent, my boss verbally agreed to a pay increase for me (I hope tha caant can remember) shagged the admin girls 19 year old pal from Bexley'eef, and missed my train home yesterday. There's a lot of good people at my company, a lot of good Londoners, but am so proud to be geordie there's not as many sly geordies as there are from other places. There's this kid, I don't like the cunt, but people speculate he's a shirt lifter behind his back, so I just came out and asked him and he went apeshit, as I said to him would you rather have a direct question like that, or people gossiping about it behind your back, I said that's thedifference between a geordie and a southerner. Great night though and I expected it to be shit, first time I've been to a club in nearly a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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