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Things you can only say at christmas ...


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1: I prefer breasts to legs.

 

2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

 

3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

 

4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

 

5: I've never seen a better spread!

 

6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

 

7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

 

8: It's a little dry - do you still want to eat it?

 

9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

 

10: Don't play with your meat!

 

11: Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

 

12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

 

13: I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

 

14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

 

15: How long will it take after you put it in?

 

16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

 

17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

 

18: That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

 

19: I'm so full - I've been gobbling nuts all morning.

 

20: Wow! I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more

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