Cristiano Ronaldo arrested on suspicion of rape.

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Peter van "hello i am not a cat" on a journey to bolivia

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Graeme 'Pink Floyd' the 3rd on a mission to mars bar

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Mrs. C. Cd rack on a money raising expeditiion to eastern europe

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'Stone Cold' Steve Typewriter on the 308 to nowhere

 

This is getting very random!

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Ricky 'the Hitman' kitchen appliance running about rocky chopra's nana's front lawn shouting " good evening, i enjoy drawing shapes on Microsoft word"

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Johnny the dentist Decker on harley hairdrier, with nothing but a trout in one hand, and a haddock in the other

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The teenage mutant hero insects delivering a crucial message to peter kenyons auntie as part of the 'lets kick crummpets out of football' campaign.

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Mother Theresa on the roofrack of a Vauxhall Nova

 

This thread is GOLD tbh

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Matthew, Mark, Luke and John on the Goodies bike.

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Dr J.K Rowlstien is to be tried infront of magistrates for organising a march for 'kit kats rights', she made a statement of 'kit kats are for life, not just for breaks'.

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an envelope containing 1 bottle of mariah careys ankle residue, 3 tins of dr kenneth noisewaters continous session of internet browsing, and 3 paper clips

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Pele on a viagra pill

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Sire Rickenbock of New Delhi on a quest to find 3 babys and a guitar on a waterslide

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ruel fox on a pogo stick trying to impress warren bartons older siibling ; garth crooks.,

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Dame Edna Postage stamp on a woolworths advert for glandular fever

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Elvis Presley riding to the city of Atlantis on Shergar before attacking the city of Troy in a spaceship and having an affair with Adolf Hitler behind Ghengis Khan's back, and starting World War III which is on it's way to being won my the martians before John Candy pushed a Jamaican bodsled in the way of the bomb which deflected it off course destroying a meteorite.

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Tara parma-pessimistic fruit on horseback, travelling to the home of football - john beresfords crib.

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Peter Parker picked a pick of pickled Spidermen, who then decided it would be best to pay John Steads cruciate ligament a visit - he then proceeded to the core of his giant mothers black eye

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Plymouth legend - the queen mothers's collection of floppy driives, went to Argos ( in whitley bay) in order to find her long lost african tribal relative - scott sellars.

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This thread reeks, reeks mind, of Vic Reeves Big Night Out. Or is it Spender's espadrilles?

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Sir Steven Sudoku Puzzle of Oxford once told Roger Cuntworthy to 'Go Fish!'

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Peter piper picked a pinch of pickled roody poo, and then demanded that brian kilclines controlversial hairstyle was brought to his country mansion, and placed beneath the ankle of billie piper's favourite novel ; the hunchback of plymouth argyle reserves.

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Roman Abramovich planting seeds at the Edinburgh tattoo chewing elastic bands and riding My Little Pony to Chester-le-Street to watch Ghengis Khan get off with his brother Oliver, while Timbucktoo, Jim was greedy and bucked three.

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Mister Fast Fret Guitar String and Fret Board Cleaner once described the queen mother as being a decrepit old scrote. Then later that day, he went to see his wife Donkey Asparagus String and Fret Board Cleaner, she told he to get lost. So he did.

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Zaltan Gera was bullied by Pompeys 657 crew, in response, he told them to buzz off.