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8 hours ago, Kitman said:

 

Or he’s a massive cunt with a dick the size of a mushroom.

 

This is all about him calling the shots imo. He’s not going to be dictated to by a Spanish cunt or them Geordie cunts. It’s Mike’s way or the highway.

 

* shoots an imaginary gun at the mirror *

Pretty much nail on head 

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4 hours ago, trooper said:

This from The Mail

Newcastle United stars Jonjo Shelvey and Karl Darlow were involved in a 3am street fight where a rival was punched and kicked after alopecia-sufferer Shelvey was allegedly called a ‘bald c***’ in a takeaway after a pub crawl, MailOnline can reveal today.

The fracas in Morpeth, Northumberland, kicked off when the millionaire midfielder responded by telling his abuser: ‘Go back to your council house, you peasant’.

The fight came just ten hours before the squad flew to China for the troubled Premier League club’s pre-season tour, which began with a 4-0 thrashing by Wolves yesterday.

In exclusive footage of the bust up, goalkeeper Darlow, wearing a black hoodie, shorts and white trainers, appears to aim a kick at a man who had been shoved to the ground after punches were thrown.

Shelvey, who is wearing a white cap and designer ‘slider’ flip-flops, tries force his way into the brawl before being pushed back to the pavement in the early hours of Saturday morning.

Newcastle’s highest paid player, who earns £70,000-a-week, had been in a takeaway when he was allegedly verbally abused about his lack of hair.

A source told MailOnline: ‘Jonjo Shelvey was in the takeaway when a group of lads called him a “bald c***”. He laughed it off and said, “‘Go back to your council house, you peasant”.

But a friend of Karl Darlow has then got protective and weighed in with a punch. It would appear Darlow has also got involved in the fight. Shelvey is now getting some grief from the lads involved, although he was not involved in the actual altercation.’

Shelvey and Darlow, who are currently in China, had been drinking with friends including fellow player Jack Colback in the Black Bull pub.

One woman watching the fight from across the road yelps and says ‘that was cheeky’, referring to Darlow as ‘that keeper guy’, after he aims a kick.’

Top quality journalism 😂

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5 hours ago, trooper said:

This from The Mail

Newcastle United stars Jonjo Shelvey and Karl Darlow were involved in a 3am street fight where a rival was punched and kicked after alopecia-sufferer Shelvey was allegedly called a ‘bald c***’ in a takeaway after a pub crawl, MailOnline can reveal today.

The fracas in Morpeth, Northumberland, kicked off when the millionaire midfielder responded by telling his abuser: ‘Go back to your council house, you peasant’.

The fight came just ten hours before the squad flew to China for the troubled Premier League club’s pre-season tour, which began with a 4-0 thrashing by Wolves yesterday.

In exclusive footage of the bust up, goalkeeper Darlow, wearing a black hoodie, shorts and white trainers, appears to aim a kick at a man who had been shoved to the ground after punches were thrown.

Shelvey, who is wearing a white cap and designer ‘slider’ flip-flops, tries force his way into the brawl before being pushed back to the pavement in the early hours of Saturday morning.

Newcastle’s highest paid player, who earns £70,000-a-week, had been in a takeaway when he was allegedly verbally abused about his lack of hair.

A source told MailOnline: ‘Jonjo Shelvey was in the takeaway when a group of lads called him a “bald c***”. He laughed it off and said, “‘Go back to your council house, you peasant”.

But a friend of Karl Darlow has then got protective and weighed in with a punch. It would appear Darlow has also got involved in the fight. Shelvey is now getting some grief from the lads involved, although he was not involved in the actual altercation.’

Shelvey and Darlow, who are currently in China, had been drinking with friends including fellow player Jack Colback in the Black Bull pub.

One woman watching the fight from across the road yelps and says ‘that was cheeky’, referring to Darlow as ‘that keeper guy’, after he aims a kick.’

 

Shelvey has gone up in my estimation for that comeback tbh :lol: and for not actually being stupid enough to get involved in the fight.

 

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Apparently Bruce has said Gayle has a calf injury he didn't specify how long he'd be out. This means Newcastle will start with Muto the lone striker against West Ham again  on Saturday morning :D

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1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

What in the name of holy fuck were they doing out on the piss in Morpeth? :glare:

 

 

If Bruce was your boss, wouldn’t you? 

 

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2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

If Bruce was your boss, wouldn’t you? 

 

They were probably getting away from Bruce who wanted to go out on the piss with them

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15 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

if it's dopamine hits he's after, i sincerely hope the fat cunt has woken up this morning thinking it'll be incredibly rewarding to take up wingsuit proximity jumping or free solo climbing.

i'd pay to see the mess he left.

You'd need to stand a long way back. 

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15 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

He basically wants to sign a player for fuck all, see him have a good season and flog him. Cabaye was like a wet dream for him, in that sense. 

Which is fine if you are paying peanuts, but this is huge gamble and looks like a trophy signing and a wind up of Rafa.  I would hate to be in Penfold's shoes if he can't sell him for a profit (including agent's fees, wages, match subs, etc., etc. ..... of course)

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From Bruce's presser today...

I don’t really want to go into specifics…but there are have been a couple of things that have been written.

“The big one (claim) is – I am going to sit here and be a puppet.

That will not happen and I am in charge of transfers.

“It is just like most football clubs, I will have the final say on transfers.

have read all kinds of nonsense that I won’t.

“I will work hard to make sure I work with the chief scout and the policy is like most other clubs, identify players and making sure they fit in.

“I will have control of who we bring in.

“We want to make a couple of acquisitions at least…

“With the loss of Perez and Rondon it is where we have to immediately take a look.

“Make no mistake, we are active as we speak and hopefully we will get them over the line.

“I couldn’t refuse it (the NUFC job). I regretted it some ten years ago, whenever it was, and kicked myself – why didn’t I do it? So when the opportunity came, I was determined to grasp it and give it a go.

“Make no mistake, I’ve come with my eyes wide open. I understand I’ve got big boots to fill, but I’ve been around the block a long time and to be given the opportunity… I’m delighted.”

Showing no loyalty to Sheffield Wednesday and walking out on them:

A contract is a contract and it also applies when a manager resigns.

“I am disappointed as I thought it was in hand.

“It is the challenge of managing Newcastle United (that was my motivation) that was the overriding factor for me to be as selfish as I was.”

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I like the "I will have control who we bring in" yeah right you'll have what your given

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5 minutes ago, trooper said:

I like the "I will have control who we bring in" yeah right you'll have what your given

Thick as a cabbage.

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However, of the 33 managers to have managed 200 or more Premier League games, Bruce's win percentage of 28.1% (110 in 392 games) is the second lowest, ahead only of his former Manchester United team-mate Bryan Robson (26.8%).

 

 

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