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Steve Bruce has revealed that the cup competitions will be his main priority in his first season in charge of Newcastle United.

They've just been handed a 2nd round league cup home tie to Lesta ha ha ha 

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Fat slobberer will probably somehow manage the final, only to get humped by which ever ‘top six’ club only bothered to take the thing seriously from the semi.

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14 hours ago, trooper said:

4 days ago...

Steve Bruce has revealed that the cup competitions will be his main priority in his first season in charge of Newcastle United.

They've just been handed a 2nd round league cup home tie to Lesta ha ha ha 

 

His first season will also be his last.

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14 hours ago, Noelie said:

Give Bruce a Chance FFS!

started singing from bishop's pr hymn sheet the second ashley's helicopter took off from the training ground.

he's an incompetent, morally bankrupt, complicit, fat cunt.

fuck the 'life long newcastle supporting' twat.

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He’s always supported NUFC, except when he wasn’t. When he wasn’t is his entire career as a player and manager until his recent appointment.

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2 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Hate the cunt already me

Me too also as well. With 6 players unavailable for Norwich tomorrow, Caroll, St Maxim, Gayle, Lejune, Yedlin & Atsu. Also reports of Colback refusing to  go out on loan. That head coach seat might be starting to get a bit warm for Brucey.

 

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12 minutes ago, trooper said:

Me too also as well. With 6 players unavailable for Norwich tomorrow, Caroll, St Maxim, Gayle, Lejune, Yedlin & Atsu. Also reports of Colback refusing to  go out on loan. That head coach seat might be starting to get a bit warm for Brucey.

 

 

i reckon steve 'hometown club' bruce will be a visibly broken man by the end of september.

fully expect to be bottom of the league, out of a cup and been on the recieving end of at least two utter maulings by then.

no sympathy for the cunt whatsoever, on the contrary, will delight in watching him unravel.

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2 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Why? 

Because he's clearly out of his depth at Ashley's football club. 

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2 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said:

After a 0.1 defeat to Arsenal? 

Ha ha ha that's so funny  he was the 11th choice for the job just let that sink in for a moment.

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5 minutes ago, trooper said:

Ha ha ha that's so funny  he was the 11th choice for the job just let that sink in for a moment.

How do you know? Let it sink in you shouldn't believe fuck all you read. 

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12 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said:

How do you know? Let it sink in you shouldn't believe fuck all you read. 

 

wouldn't surprise me in the slighest if bruce had topped the list.

i mean how can the collective footballing super brains of ashley, charnley, barnes and bishop possibly get anything wrong?

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Just now, thebrokendoll said:

 

wouldn't surprise me in the slighest if bruce had topped the list.

i mean how can the collective footballing super brains of ashley, charnley, barnes and bishop possibly get anything wrong?

the ten names Newcastle approached before Bruce were:

Jose Mourinho,

Mikel Arteta,

Patrick Vieira,

Roberto Martinez,

Sean Dyche,

Sam Allardyce,

Garry Monk,

Chris Hughton,

Eddie Howe

Mark Hughes.

Bruce is out of his depth at Ashley's football club I'd put him about on par with Carver

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7 minutes ago, trooper said:

the ten names Newcastle approached before Bruce were:

Jose Mourinho,

Mikel Arteta,

Patrick Vieira,

Roberto Martinez,

Sean Dyche,

Sam Allardyce,

Garry Monk,

Chris Hughton,

Eddie Howe

Mark Hughes.

Bruce is out of his depth at Ashley's football club I'd put him about on par with Carver

All of that you have read in the papers. Absolutely you don't know a thing. 

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1 minute ago, trooper said:

the ten names Newcastle approached before Bruce were:

Jose Mourinho,

Mikel Arteta,

Patrick Vieira,

Roberto Martinez,

Sean Dyche,

Sam Allardyce,

Garry Monk,

Chris Hughton,

Eddie Howe

Mark Hughes.

Bruce is out of his depth at Ashley's football club I'd put him about on par with Carver

 i'd put him on not much better than a par with carver as well mate. however it wouldnt surprise me in the slightest if bruce did feature quite prominently on this apparent list. he was certainly more likely to be interested in the job than mourinho.

bit like offering a fiver for messi!

 

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I’m confident that Arteta and Vieira were approached as someone that I don’t doubt had told me about it, but I don’t  know if the rest were. 

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