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Am I fuck.

 

Nice of Thompers to give me a mention (or 3) every day though.

 

Since last night we've confirmed I follow Blyth, I like pinball machines and I'm tee total 

 

Which are obviously all more embarrassing than erectile dysfunction and going on holiday with your mam :lol:

 

 

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Bruce comes out with this...

If Hull are capable of getting to cup final and maintaining Premier League status then surely a club like this can. 

 

Then announce's this...

Lascelles (calf),  Almiron (ankle),  Saint-Maximin (hamstring),  Atsu (muscle), Joe linton (groin) and Schar (knock) are all doubtful for the second round encounter with the Foxes. :razz:

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FCB: Awight Brucie me ol'd china.  Great win against them lot today, had a few grand on wiv a few of me pals.  Fucking smashed now and on my way for a ruby.
Mrs Doubtfire: Ah canny, is there a spare place gannin like?
FCB: Fark off you mug, tell you what, there's no money for traaaansfers in Jan so I would go easy against them cunts during the week, n'wha am sayin?

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7 minutes ago, trooper said:

Bruce comes out with this...

If Hull are capable of getting to cup final and maintaining Premier League status then surely a club like this can. 

 

They also lost 13 of their last 19 games and were relegated the following season.

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5 minutes ago, ewerk said:

They also lost 13 of their last 19 games and were relegated the following season.

Aye he's fucking hilarious. He'll miss out winning the cup & just get relegated this season 

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Bruce is the level of appointment Ashley sees fit in terms of ambition. Not sure why anyone is shocked by this.

 

I dont have a massive issue with Bruce. He is just an average manager.  Its just the way its going to be until Ashley no longer owns the club.

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I think part of the problem with Bruce is that he might -just- be good enough to keep us up. Which means we have yet another year of Ashley at the helm, however long it takes. We need to go down and stay down.

 

Aside from that, the guy is of course bang average, managed Sunderland, and has been foisted on us in part because he's a geordie and Ashley legitimately thinks we're that fucking tribal that this should matter.

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2 hours ago, ewerk said:

They also lost 13 of their last 19 games and were relegated the following season.

Aye he sort of missed that bit out :D

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1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said:

Bruce is the level of appointment Ashley sees fit in terms of ambition. Not sure why anyone is shocked by this.

 

I dont have a massive issue with Bruce. He is just an average manager.  Its just the way its going to be until Ashley no longer owns the club.

Is he fuck ‘average’ 

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1 hour ago, Rayvin said:

I think part of the problem with Bruce is that he might -just- be good enough to keep us up. Which means we have yet another year of Ashley at the helm, however long it takes. We need to go down and stay down.

 

Aside from that, the guy is of course bang average, managed Sunderland, and has been foisted on us in part because he's a geordie and Ashley legitimately thinks we're that fucking tribal that this should matter.

Well he has relegated two of the four PL sides he's managed.

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He’s a poor manager, especially at this level. 28% win ratio in the PL is dismal, I think I also heard/saw somewhere that his record against the top sides is around a 3% win rate. 

 

If he does get sacked it makes no difference, we’d just get someone equally as incompetent. That being said, he doesn’t deserve time, or a chance, he’s a bloke who has no right whatsoever to have this job, who has consistently failed in this role and has not done anything of note in the Championship since that would warrant him getting another shot. He also knew full well what this job was, and he surely knew the reaction he was going to receive, I understand him getting annoyed on a personal level and wanting to have a few jabs back but if he’s going to have those jabs he then has to accept he’s not going to get the time he thinks he deserves. 

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5 minutes ago, Howay said:

He’s a poor manager, especially at this level. 28% win ratio in the PL is dismal, I think I also heard/saw somewhere that his record against the top sides is around a 3% win rate. 

 

If he does get sacked it makes no difference, we’d just get someone equally as incompetent. That being said, he doesn’t deserve time, or a chance, he’s a bloke who has no right whatsoever to have this job, who has consistently failed in this role and has not done anything of note in the Championship since that would warrant him getting another shot. He also knew full well what this job was, and he surely knew the reaction he was going to receive, I understand him getting annoyed on a personal level and wanting to have a few jabs back but if he’s going to have those jabs he then has to accept he’s not going to get the time he thinks he deserves. 

 

It was shown during the Spurs game.  His W/R against 'Top 6' is approx (from memory) is 3.2% or something shite like that

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6 minutes ago, Howay said:

He’s a poor manager, especially at this level. 28% win ratio in the PL is dismal, I think I also heard/saw somewhere that his record against the top sides is around a 3% win rate. 

 

If he does get sacked it makes no difference, we’d just get someone equally as incompetent. That being said, he doesn’t deserve time, or a chance, he’s a bloke who has no right whatsoever to have this job, who has consistently failed in this role and has not done anything of note in the Championship since that would warrant him getting another shot. He also knew full well what this job was, and he surely knew the reaction he was going to receive, I understand him getting annoyed on a personal level and wanting to have a few jabs back but if he’s going to have those jabs he then has to accept he’s not going to get the time he thinks he deserves. 

Aye he can shove his "That should shut a few people up" comment up his arse

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56 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

He says he going to give the cups a go.Will ' injuries' allow him to select a strong team? If he does get us to a cup final,tickets will be in short supply

Give over man 

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9 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

FCB: Awight Brucie me ol'd china.  Great win against them lot today, had a few grand on wiv a few of me pals.  Fucking smashed now and on my way for a ruby.
Mrs Doubtfire: Ah canny, is there a spare place gannin like?
FCB: Fark off you mug, tell you what, there's no money for traaaansfers in Jan so I would go easy against them cunts during the week, n'wha am sayin?

 

What accent was "FCB" written in?

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