Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[Howmanheyman 26605]

1 hour ago, Isegrim said:

the brown nosing stuff Ryder publishes gets worse all the time. What’s the point of him doing Q&A?

I wouldn’t rule out him asking the questions himself though...

"Broon nose? There'll be fucking claret nose rund your mush if you don't pipe doon. Fucking capiche bonny lad?"

 

[Monkeys Fist 38556]

Lolz

 

Laters. 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Hardly surprising that his journalism isn't up to scratch when he must spend hours sheering off his thick locks to achieve the optional slap head look

[trophyshy 6432]

Apparently Ryder supported Sunderland in the 80s.  

[Ayatollah Hermione 12736]

What's the longest word you reckon Ryder can spell without auto-correct dragging him out of the shit? I bet it's not even "Ryder"

[Monkeys Fist 38556]

“Me naime iz Le Ryda”

[ewerk 26168]

'Is that French?'

'Yee caallin' us a poof?'

[Monkeys Fist 38556]

“ Wee “

[Dr Gloom 19735]

 

[ewerk 26168]

Mountain of empty crisp bags just out of shot.

[Howmanheyman 26605]

More shit hot NUFC crack for his puntaz. Bruce gets another prestijeu, prestojuice, err, a belta award off the LMA, like.

 

[Isegrim 8868]

4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

More shit hot NUFC crack for his puntaz. Bruce gets another prestijeu, prestojuice, err, a belta award off the LMA, like.

 

He is free to have a bottle of Pellegrini to celebrate it.

[Monkeys Fist 38556]

I bet Wor Steve nearly dropped his crisps when they told him. 

[Howmanheyman 26605]

18 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I bet Wor Steve nearly dropped his crisps when they told him. 

'Well, em, am obviously, em, delighted. A hope, em, al mebbe get a bit more, em, credit just like Rafa did, that's for sure, but no, am obviously delighted with the award and the team's performance. A might not be everyone's cup of tea, that's for sure, but, em, al just enjoy these crisps, sorry, awards for now."

 

[Monkeys Fist 38556]

Celebrating tomorrow morning…

 

”Giz them aal except that rabbit food, pet!”

[Alex 30239]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

More shit hot NUFC crack for his puntaz. Bruce gets another prestijeu, prestojuice, err, a belta award off the LMA, like.

 

Prestojuice  

[Howmanheyman 26605]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

Prestojuice  

"Mams! If you want to be impressed at Presto, get them Prestojuice! It's juice lovingly made at Presto with pride, passion and more E numbers than Einstein can handle!"

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 38556]

Presto at Killy was fucking rank 

[Howmanheyman 26605]

3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Presto at Killy was fucking rank 

The one near Byker Metro was a proper mid-80s, Eastern curtain-esque paradise. 

[Monkeys Fist 38556]

All of 80s Byker was an Eastern Europe Iron Curtainesque paradise.  

[KnightRyder 9]

5 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

More shit hot NUFC crack for his puntaz. Bruce gets another prestijeu, prestojuice, err, a belta award off the LMA, like.

 

Wha-wha, what the fuck is this, like? Fuck me! Do you really think my NUFC stuff is 'shit hot'? This is why ahm in this game, man, for the man on the street who wants his NUFC news on horseback. Pleased you like it, mate. There'll be more to come in tomorrow's Ronny Gill. Laters.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12736]

 Can you lads sign my copy of Paul Joannou's book?

[Sonatine 9940]

8 hours ago, CockEyedMala said:

Ah cannit write mate. 

 

Probably explains why you and the Knight Ryder are on such good terms

[Noelie 103]

Save me from going to the archives and tell me how many points we had after 12 games last season with Senor Rafa Benitez in charge.

I know we have 15 points this season after 12 games with Mr. Steve Bruce in charge.

[Kid Dynamite 5882]

Apples and pears

 

I'll give Bruce some credit though. The team has been reasonably solid at the back whilst creating much more than we did last season. No coincidence we've started winning games since ASM got fit though. Swap him for Atsu and we look a much worse team