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Rafa’s didn’t think he was worth £40m. How foolish that looks now 

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That’s like chasing a bouncy ball down the A1 and saying you “could” be in danger.

We’ll go down after sacking Bruce in November & selling players we “just couldn’t hold onto” in January.

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24 minutes ago, Tom said:

That’s like chasing a bouncy ball down the A1 and saying you “could” be in danger.

We’ll go down after sacking Bruce in November & selling players we “just couldn’t hold onto” in January.

Can't compete with the likes of Crystal Palace and Brentford.

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:lol: I saw on Twitter a bloke had bet that Lingard wouldn’t score or get an assist for the whole PL season, the bloke would have won almost £700 from a tenner but then Lingard scored in the 98th minute of the last game. 

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21 minutes ago, Howay said:

:lol: I saw on Twitter a bloke had bet that Lingard wouldn’t score or get an assist for the whole PL season, the bloke would have won almost £700 from a tenner but then Lingard scored in the 98th minute of the last game. 

 

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Paddy Power paid out on the bet but the lad donated the winnings to BLM

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1 hour ago, The Fish said:

Paddy Power paid out on the bet but the lad donated the winnings to BLM

They've agreed to pay out to anyone one else who also had that bet, doubt it will be many but still fair play.

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"During the penultimate run in Slovakia before leaving for preparation for England when I was fulfilling the set individual plan, I injured my ankle. I felt a sting or a half-rupture, respectively.

 

"I immediately informed the coaches in Newcastle. After arriving in England, I still trained, despite the pain, but after three days I had to stop.

 

 

 

"Get back here and run it off lad" *opens pringles*

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Poor cunt having to deal with sensational headlines that other teams who get embarrassed 3-0 at home to Brighton don't have to. #prayforBruce

 

Fucking mealy mouthed arsehole, man. :lol: said the other day that comparing his patter, mannerisms, dynamism etc with Kevin Keegan was like comparing the force of a whirlwind with the force of a rather constrained, silent fart.

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He's the Uriah Heep of management, probably leaves a trail of bacon grease behind him when he walks too.

 

God I fucking hate this cunt :suicide: 

 

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Doesn’t mind smugly lapping up the headlines when we best shite like West Ham though. Not to mention that the expectations are lowered here to the extent that he’s under less pressure than most managers in the division 

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1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

Poor cunt having to deal with sensational headlines that other teams who get embarrassed 3-0 at home to Brighton don't have to. #prayforBruce

 

Fucking mealy mouthed arsehole, man. :lol: said the other day that comparing his patter, mannerisms, dynamism etc with Kevin Keegan was like comparing the force of a whirlwind with the force of a rather constrained, silent fart.

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He’s the personification of a runny shart- can’t take the pressure, ends up with shit everywhere, funny as fuck when it’s not happening to you. 

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