Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

I expect he’ll receive an award on the pitch on Sunday for his 1000 game achievement .A great opportunity to boo him

[t00nraider2 40]

6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Bruce's message to the Newcastle fans:

"I know it will be ridiculous atmosphere which we will all looking forward. To. Whatever they think of me the most important thing is to see team win and I don't think it will be an atmosphere like we've seen before. The team trained well this week and I hope we can win this match."

 

He know's hes fucking hated yet still decides to stay  

Aye cos chucking away a £8mil isn't a big deal

[Meenzer 13924]

9 minutes ago, t00nraider2 said:

Aye cos chucking away a £8mil isn't a big deal

 

[Tom 13804]

Not when you have assets of £700bn it’s not.  

[Dr Gloom 19717]

26 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

He prefaced that tirade by insisting he will remain dignified and respectful like he has for the past 30 years  

[Ayatollah Hermione 12733]

“Hope we get a result”  Couldn’t help himself

[Tom 13804]

[Howmanheyman 26588]

43 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

 Bruce going all Harold Faltermeyer on our asses! 

26 minutes ago, t00nraider2 said:

Aye cos chucking away a £8mil isn't a big deal

 

[The Fish 8936]

39 minutes ago, t00nraider2 said:

Aye cos chucking away a £8mil isn't a big deal

[trooper 940]

"It's not about me. I played 950 times. I won everything domestically there is to win."

 

He's a fucking idiot i hope he gets pelters on Sunday

[Ayatollah Hermione 12733]

He will. It'll be absolutely fucking brilliant. Hope that every time he gets dog's abuse, it cuts to the new owners giving him daggers.

[Tom 13804]

Someone typing up a P45, printing it and sending it down to him as a paper aeroplane.

[trophyshy 6432]

Please play this at half time.

 

 

[trooper 940]

This afternoon he's just proved to Mandy & co he's an absolute shithouse. Come on matchgoers stick it to him as soon as he shows his face on Sunday 

[wykikitoon 16468]

I'd sack him for inciting violence against the jurnos 

[tooner 243]

From the Chronicle

Staveley update

The club has just released a statement from Amanda Staveley, confirming Steve Bruce will be in charge for his 1,000th match.

The statement reads: "We have had an extremely busy week reviewing the business and getting to know people and it is imperative that we continue to be patient and considered in our approach. Change does not always happen overnight, it demands time and that we follow a carefully considered plan and strategy.

"We met Steve and the players on Monday and have given them the time and space this week to focus on preparing for what is a very important game on Sunday.

"Steve has been very professional in our dealings with him and he and his coaching team will take the team on Sunday. If we make any changes going forward, Steve will be the first to know but, in the meantime, we wish him the best of luck in his 1,000th match as a manager and will be joining you in getting right behind the team.

"Thank you for the warm welcome you have given us. We can’t wait to be at St. James’ Park with you.”

 

Dead man walking, makes that press conference even funnier.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12733]

Isn't referring to someone as "very professional" a byword for "acted like an absolute cunt" in these sorts of things?

Edited October 15, 2021 by Ayatollah Hermione

[Tom 13804]

Much like when a tearful man says he’s kept his dignity he’s really saying something a little more desperate

[trooper 940]

Here's the presser

 

[ewerk 26118]

Steve ‘dignity’ Bruce who has spent his entire Newcastle career blaming absolutely everyone but himself.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

35 minutes ago, trooper said:

Here's the presser

 

‘It’s not about me’ then as usual he talked about himself.

[trooper 940]

Seems like he "rolled his sleeves up & dusted himself down" before the presser. Then embarrassed himself. 

 

[ewerk 26118]

 

 

[ewerk 26118]

Fair play. He’s in there with such luminaries as Fat Sam, Dave Bassett, Big Racist Ron, Stuart Pearce, Mick McCarthy and Jim Smith.  Genuinely.

[trooper 940]

4 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Fair play. He’s in there with such luminaries as Fat Sam, Dave Bassett, Big Racist Ron, Stuart Pearce, Mick McCarthy and Jim Smith.  Genuinely.

He'll be delighted