Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[Dr Gloom 19727]

1 hour ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Brucey out,Mourinho in.

Mourinho is too defensive. He doesn’t balance defence and attack like cabbage 

[The Fish 8947]

Bruce is just Mourinho in five years time.

[Isegrim 8868]

Mourinho is just a different sort of cabbage nowadays tbh

[t00nraider2 40]

On 14/04/2021 at 13:39, Howay said:

 Keeping this Newcastle side in the PL isn’t some great feat ffs 

It is when the likes of Joelinton and Shelvey play regularly.

[The Fish 8947]

2 minutes ago, t00nraider2 said:

It is when the likes of Joelinton and Shelvey play regularly.

And who picks them?

 

You're really, really, bad at this.

[RobinRobin 9162]

13 hours ago, Isegrim said:

Mourinho is just a different sort of cabbage nowadays tbh

More Bok Choy than green?

[Monkeys Fist 38544]

4 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

More Bok Choy than green?

I’m surprised Bruce is always portrayed as green cabbage, when it would be far more apt if he was pickled red cabbage. 

[RobinRobin 9162]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’m surprised Bruce is always portrayed as green cabbage, when it would be far more apt if he was pickled red cabbage. 

Or an overcooked sprout?

[Alex 30232]

Surely a huge vagina would be more apt 

[Monkeys Fist 38544]

23 minutes ago, Alex said:

Surely a huge vagina would be more apt 

Nah, at least 50% of NUFC supporters like vaginas.

[Alex 30232]

I meant he’s a massive cunt (no shit?) Although he does have a face like a badly packed kebab 

[trophyshy 6432]

17 hours ago, Alex said:

Surely a huge vagina would be more apt 

Tell me when it isn’t.  

[t00nraider2 40]

On 19/04/2021 at 17:14, The Fish said:

And who picks them?

 

You're really, really, bad at this.

He doesn't have much alternative Kippa. His tactics worked well today though.

[Sonatine 9938]

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Just seen they've brought KFC flavoured Walkers Max out. That's tonight's celebration at Bruce Towers sorted

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

4 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Just seen they've brought KFC flavoured Walkers Max out. That's tonight's celebration at Bruce Towers sorted

And lovely they are 👍

[Diego21 1997]

Bruce is a old Manager with ald tactics in his mind.

 

We have in the squad probably one of the most unbalancing players in the Premier League (Saint-Maximin) and one of the Top3 GoalKeepers in the League (Even if suffers a lot in aerial game).

 

Ok. Just build a team around these two players. Try Saint Maximin has the ball the most you can in the first hour of play in 1vs1 situations and not just in one counteratack even 25 minutes in 1vs4 situations.

 

Wilson is strong. Is a predator in the box. Put him in the box and not 40 meters far. 

 

We don't have a Squad worst than Palace, Villa, Leeds or Wolves. All of them has 2 o 3 Key players but we have too. The Situacion is I believe all of this teams play the better tactics of their squad let them. But Bruce just know play the same sistem. 

[Kitman 2188]

Bruce is a shit old alcoholic dinosaur. A total fraud of a manager and a horrible narcissist. Looks like someone made his face out of mashed potato and talks bollocks. Please resign.

 

 

[Meenzer 13951]

 

[ewerk 26152]

 Swings and roundabouts really.

[Ayatollah Hermione 12736]

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12736]

Can’t believe we have a bloke managing us who is so thick that he takes his dog to a firework display

[Howay 12447]

 He’s unbelievable man. Not just the fact he took a dog to a firework display but the fact he manages to try and shoehorn himself into this movement about abuse on social media platforms, completely missing the point that it’s mainly related to the torrents of racial abuse black players get. 

[OTF 6129]

35 minutes ago, Howay said:

 He’s unbelievable man. Not just the fact he took a dog to a firework display but the fact he manages to try and shoehorn himself into this movement about abuse on social media platforms, completely missing the point that it’s mainly related to the torrents of racial abuse black players get. 

 

If people were allowed into stadiums he would be copping that abuse in person, but then he'd probably liken that to players receiving racial abuse.

[Howmanheyman 26598]

3 hours ago, Meenzer said: