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Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United


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Slightly annoying that Bruce's departure will be painted as being due to the takeover. He's certainly gone for that with his comments, and the media will go with it. 

 

By all rights he should be sacked for the horrendous results and performances alone that he's gotten.

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11 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Steve Bruce currently on 999 games as a manager :lol: 

 

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I'd laugh like hell if he never got another manager's job and was stuck on 999.

Having said that, does being "Head Coach" mean that he is 2+ year's worth behind being there?

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Bruce is saying he’d like to be given the chance to show what he can do under the new regime.

 

I think they know exactly what you can do, Steve. That’s why it’s time to round up your stuff in a carrier bag, head home and book another holiday. A long one.

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45 minutes ago, Kitman said:

Bruce is saying he’d like to be given the chance to show what he can do under the new regime.

 

I think they know exactly what you can do, Steve. That’s why it’s time to round up your stuff in a carrier bag, head home and book another holiday. A long one.

 

A premier league managerial record of 1.12 points per game. 

 

A lifetime record across all divisions of 1.34 points per game. 

 

Steve. It's time to go home, take your bra off, stick the telly on, and retire. 

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1 minute ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Today should be the day when his pals in the media have their say.Will 7 wins in 37 games be brought up? 

No. He’ll be ‘badly treated’ as he pockets a 4million pay off for doing an absolutely shit half arsed job, the fat pudding faced fraud

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"If I don't make 1,000 games against Spurs... You might say that could only happen to me" says Bruce. 

 

That's certainly one way of looking at it Steve. Another way is to question how the fuck you've got to 999 in the first place. Self reflection isn't really your thing though. 

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I really hope he stays on for the Spurs game.


First chant

 

'He's out of our club, he's out of our club FCB is out of our club'

'You're gonna be next, you're gonna be next, Brewice, you're gonna be next'

 

I hope NUST have shown Staveley the numbers from the poll showing what we think of the utter fucking useless cunt.

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This is perfect for him. He's not really interested in managing us, it seems like he just wants a job, not particularly this job. Something easy where he can take lots of days off and fly to the Algarve when it suits him. He's going to get his big pay off and he'll still be able to get a job in the Championship before the end of the season so I don't think he's deserving of too much sympathy.

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8 minutes ago, ewerk said:

This is perfect for him. He's not really interested in managing us, it seems like he just wants a job, not particularly this job. Something easy where he can take lots of days off and fly to the Algarve when it suits him. He's going to get his big pay off and he'll still be able to get a job in the Championship before the end of the season so I don't think he's deserving of too much sympathy.

Yes, he’s just pretending he cares so the owners have to pay him off. He’s actually a lazy thick cunt who doesn’t give a shit. He’s basically stealing a living and he’s been rumbled everywhere he’s gone. I honestly don’t know how he keeps getting work.

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4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

He deserves fuck all sympathy. He left Sheff Weds in the shit. Took a massive pay day and knew the gig from the off. He will get a decent whack out of it so fuck the the droopy faced bastard. 

I think we can guess how the fat twat works.A manager is under pressure at a club he fancies managing.He contacts the club to say he could be interested but they’ll have to pay his get out clause .The club he’s been talking to sack their manager,they pay Brucey’s get out clause,and off Brucey goes.He’s a cunt.I wonder if we’ll find out whether his son has had dealings with NUFC ( his fatha) when he goes.Someone on here informed us that he’d heard his son was being paid to scout for the club.

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I read somewhere once that in Serie A managers aren’t really sacked but effectively placed on gardening leave, they still get paid their wage over time but if they want to take another job they pretty much have to quit the gardening leave and forgo the rest of that contract. Not sure if it’s even possible depending on the way the contracting and agreements with unions etc around the PL and English football are but it’d be class for them to do to Bruce, obviously the money is no issue now but it’s principal and this cretin has leeched enough from NUFC. 

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58 minutes ago, Howay said:

I read somewhere once that in Serie A managers aren’t really sacked but effectively placed on gardening leave, they still get paid their wage over time but if they want to take another job they pretty much have to quit the gardening leave and forgo the rest of that contract. Not sure if it’s even possible depending on the way the contracting and agreements with unions etc around the PL and English football are but it’d be class for them to do to Bruce, obviously the money is no issue now but it’s principal and this cretin has leeched enough from NUFC. 

What free paid time off? He'd fucking love that.

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14 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

What free paid time off? He'd fucking love that.

Aye more than likely, it’s forcing him into retirement basically though. The alternative is that he gets his contract paid up and can go milk another club I suppose. 

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