Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[Blastronaut 1236]

21 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I just want Conte in to laugh at my mate who is a Leeds / Arsenal fan.  Yes, a cunt.

 

Asked an arsenal fan mate of mines recently (in good faith like, I genuinely don't know the answer to this) "what's the story behind the name, the gunners nickname and the cannon on the crest?"

 

"Fuck knows, couldnae care less"

[strawb 3659]

They originated in woolwich next to the old naval armoury. Hence gunners, despite the fact the moved from south london to north it stuck around

Edited October 8, 2021 by strawb

[wykikitoon 16628]

A pro cyclist is a massive Gooner. His old man would take him to games. For Christmas his dad gave him a cannon ball that was found under the pitch at Highbury when they demolished it. Cool as fuck. 

[Dr Gloom 19816]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Lets be honest.  Anyone is an upgrade on Bruce  

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

Is that owld cunt still alive? 

[OTF 6147]

6 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

 

From one Conte to another.

[OTF 6147]

27 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

One of the upgrades to our training facility needs to be a Cautionary Tale / Reality Check room where players and staff are sent to gain perspective on where they are and where we've been if they step out of line. This picture should be on the door.

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

25 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Is that owld cunt still alive? 

I honestly wasn’t sure so I just looked him up…

 

 

… admitted to a care home with late stage dementia last month. 
 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

And we thought kebab and insomnia were him on the wind up

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

11 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

And we thought kebab and insomnia were him on the wind up

Diagnosed within 12 months of leaving us, so… aye. 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Best Charles feels guilty at throwing a strop now!

[OTF 6147]

2 hours ago, Sonatine said:

 

I'd love there to be a behind the scenes show where Bruce and Carver manage a football team. It'd only need a couple of episodes but it could easily become a genre defining tragicomedy.

[Howmanheyman 26784]

I just can't get my head around people touting Eddie Howe and to be honest also before this happened but especially now?  

[Monkeys Fist 38739]

11 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Best Charles feels guilty at throwing a strop now!

Wonder if he’s lost any sleep over it. 

[Howay 12452]

18 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

I just can't get my head around people touting Eddie Howe and to be honest also before this happened but especially now?  

 Aye I don’t see how people wouldn’t see that as completely fucking underwhelming, the bloke hasn’t had a job in 2 years now and before that had only found success at Bournemouth. I’d have definitely taken him over Bruce but people need to aim a little bit higher ffs. 

[Alex 30382]

19 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Wonder if he’s lost any sleep over it. 

 

[Alex 30382]

1 minute ago, Howay said:

 Aye I don’t see how people wouldn’t see that as completely fucking underwhelming, the bloke hasn’t had a job in 2 years now and before that had only found success at Bournemouth. I’d have definitely taken him over Bruce but people need to aim a little bit higher ffs. 

I’d have taken Don Howe ahead of Bruce 

[Dr Gloom 19816]

Even Geoffrey Howe would have done a better job 

[Meenzer 14031]

Even Gaz Top from How 2 would have done a better job

[Howmanheyman 26784]

2 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

Even Gaz Top from How 2 would have done a better job

There's always one who takes it too far.

 

[OTF 6147]

3 hours ago, Sonatine said:

 

Glad you didn't post the full length photo where you can see he's pulling his strides down taking a nervous shit.

[Sonatine 9987]

😂

[ewerk 26291]

See also

 

[RobinRobin 9199]

18 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

🍅🍆🍆

Seriously mate, you should see a doctor!

[Kitman 2188]

3 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

Seriously mate, you should see a doctor!

Or join the circus