Fat waste of space, tactically inept cabbage head Steve Bruce sacked by Newcastle United

[Ayatollah Hermione 17011]

Knowing the way this fat bastard’s luck lies, he’ll be managing the Maldives and living in luxury to do fuck all for another 18 month

[Andycap 26]

He'll be plotting his next move as we speak over a full English a flask of Rosie Lee and grease all over his grill. 😂 

[RobinRobin 14349]

14 hours ago, Andycap said:

He'll be plotting his next move as we speak over a full English a flask of Rosie Lee and grease all over his grill. 😂 

[Dazzler 15931]

On 05/10/2025 at 10:15, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Knowing the way this fat bastard’s luck lies, he’ll be managing the Maldives and living in luxury to do fuck all for another 18 month

Co-Pilot knows how to follow instructions

[Craig 11952]

They've got him losing weight it would seem.

[David Kelly 1831]

He accepted an invitation to a wedding im going to next year a few weeks back.  Blackpool are scheduled to play that day but apparently he was quite confident he'd be going.  Must have been planning on having a few months off between jobs for a while then.

[ewerk 38777]

Be quick to the buffet is what I'd advise.

[The Fish 12413]

22 minutes ago, David Kelly said:

He accepted an invitation to a wedding im going to next year a few weeks back.  Blackpool are scheduled to play that day but apparently he was quite confident he'd be going.  Must have been planning on having a few months off between jobs for a while then.

Any chance you can pretend to be a big fan of his, feign disgust at how he was treated, get him all comfortable with you, then get him to say something actionable on camera? I dunno what, maybe something about 'The Gays', or whatever?

[ewerk 38777]

2 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 I dunno what, maybe something about 'The Gays', or whatever?

 

How's the cheese did you say?

[David Kelly 1831]

1 hour ago, The Fish said:

Any chance you can pretend to be a big fan of his, feign disgust at how he was treated, get him all comfortable with you, then get him to say something actionable on camera? I dunno what, maybe something about 'The Gays', or whatever?

Depends on how expensive the bar is really.  Although my feeling on him are well known so I suspect I'll be kept well away.

[Gemmill 61807]

You'd want someone standing in front of him when the photographer does the rounds too. 

[David Kelly 1831]

17 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

You'd want someone standing in front of him when the photographer does the rounds too. 

Several people I'd think looking at him.

[Isegrim 11810]

2 hours ago, David Kelly said:

He accepted an invitation to a wedding im going to next year a few weeks back.  Blackpool are scheduled to play that day but apparently he was quite confident he'd be going.  Must have been planning on having a few months off between jobs for a while then.

 

[Gemmill 61807]

Did Leazes' daughter get married? 

[Ayatollah Hermione 17011]

2 hours ago, David Kelly said:

He accepted an invitation to a wedding im going to next year a few weeks back.  Blackpool are scheduled to play that day but apparently he was quite confident he'd be going.  Must have been planning on having a few months off between jobs for a while then.

 He could well have taken another job and been sacked again by then 

[Toonpack 15180]

15 hours ago, Isegrim said:

 

 

Shit, I thought she said she was baking the cake !!!!

[Andrew 7284]

15 hours ago, Isegrim said:

 

Hows the baking did you say?

[David Kelly 1831]

16 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 He could well have taken another job and been sacked again by then 

Nah he'll be away to Australia for the Ashes shortly.

[RobinRobin 14349]

2 hours ago, David Kelly said:

Nah he'll be away to Australia for the Ashes shortly.

I'll ask him if he's got anything lined up. 👍 

[Andycap 26]

There'll be some daft chairman out there desperate for a manager and bruceys friends will be out in force telling everybody who will listen about him been a top coach over a thousand games blah blah. It's a wonder rangers haven't come calling. 😂 

[Toonpack 15180]

Just now, Andycap said:

There'll be some daft chairman out there desperate for a manager and bruceys friends will be out in force telling everybody who will listen about him been a top coach over a thousand games blah blah. It's a wonder rangers haven't come calling. 😂