trophyshy 6434 Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Rabbit punches as you cum? Is there any other way to come tbf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyff 0 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 The Chairman of Blackpool F.C was eating at my place of work tonight. Was going to go over and see if he wanted to sign me up for a trial, and when I told this to the bar woman she said "I don't think he can do that as the Chairman because the manager is in control of the players, right?" to which I replied "You obviously know nothing about Newcastle United then..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy 9 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 The Chairman of Blackpool F.C was eating at my place of work tonight. Was going to go over and see if he wanted to sign me up for a trial, and when I told this to the bar woman she said "I don't think he can do that as the Chairman because the manager is in control of the players, right?" to which I replied "You obviously know nothing about Newcastle United then..." i wish he'd put his hand in his pocket and build another stand!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinofbeans 86 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 i served ex page 3 strumpet maria whittaker when i worked for bhs. cracking tits. met greg rusedski in a bar in wimbledon village. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackas 0 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 I've stood behind Kim Milton Nielsen (the ref who sent Beckham off in the 98 WC), in the queue for the Peter Pan ride at Euro Disney. And me and my mate seen Jose Enrique outside HMV in the Metro Centre. He was on his way to Debenhams I think. The same mate has seen Geoff Hurst and Terry Venables at different airports aswell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted March 15, 2009 Share Posted March 15, 2009 I've stood behind Kim Milton Nielsen (the ref who sent Beckham off in the 98 WC), in the queue for the Peter Pan ride at Euro Disney. And me and my mate seen Jose Enrique outside HMV in the Metro Centre. He was on his way to Debenhams I think. The same mate has seen Geoff Hurst and Terry Venables at different airports aswell You know someone who once saw Terry Venables at an airport? Fuck me, we have a winner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackas 0 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Just remembered a few others. My dad played football against Chris Waddle years ago when he played for Jarrow school team. And he was in the same year at school as Steve Cram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 Well if we're doing tedious "I saw a celeb in..." claims... I once saw Peter Stringfellow in an airport in Mallorca. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 And me and my mate seen Jose Enrique outside HMV in the Metro Centre. He was on his way to Debenhams I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyff 0 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Bumpage. Just served ex-Leeds and current Cardiff City chairman Peter Ridsdale his lunch. Was considering asking him to pass on a message to Mike Ashley, but never really got the chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16628 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I had Wagamamas whilst sat next to Colin Jackson last weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carter 3 0 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 My poo was rated a 10 on ratemypoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16628 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 My poo was rated a 10 on ratemypoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 My poo was rated a 10 on ratemypoo meaningless without pics tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26300 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 My poo was rated a 10 on ratemypoo The return of Hova? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 I was in 2 films and a tv gameshow. Meeting Aiden Quinn, Julia Roberts, Liam Neeson and Sinead O'Conner in the progress. Met a few footballers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I held a door ope for Sunderland's favourite son, Steve Cram today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13840 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3978 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 I held a door ope for Sunderland's favourite son, Steve Cram today I know I'm a sad twat but I still think his appearance as a pundit on ITV for the 85 League Cup Final when they didn't even ask him anything and just left him sitting there looking glum at full time after the Mackems had lost was one of the funniest things I've ever seen on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 (edited) Third cousin to Doug Walters, just ask someone older if you don't know who he is. I fucking hate cricket. Edited November 12, 2009 by sammynb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Evan Dando's lass went to my 18th birthday party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13840 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Happy Birthday Alex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 That's what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Evan Dando's lass went to my 18th birthday party. Which one? He's had a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Evan Dando's lass went to my 18th birthday party. Which one? He's had a few. I think he married her and he was still with her last I heard. That's why he often plays the Cluny at Crimbo, i.e. because she's from the Toon. Elizabeth Moses was her maiden name. She was in the year below me at school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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